Secret passageway book kit : theCHIVE

The secret passageway kit can be used to turn any electrical device on and off if you don't have a passageway to hide.

radishes

Michael Jackson made great use of these!
Capt Obvious

While I understand the potential for this type of switch, unlike so many that have posted, I prefer to keep the access to my secret lair off the juice. I mean, what good is a bunker, buried deep within the Earth, surrounded by dozens of feet of concrete, steel, and rebar, hidden behind a secret entrance, if the fucking power is out when you want to get in it? Not that I have anything like this, just saying.

Capt Evenobviouser

'IF' i had a secret bunker it would have its own generator for electricity…

Capt Obvious

Haven't you learned anything from post apocalyptic, dystopian literature? Gasoline is hard to come by. If you have a bunker, you're in it for the long haul. I'd rather save the fuel for air/water purification, lights and entertainment.

Anonymous

Its a pull chain for a keyless. So it is an on off switch. Its basically just a waste of time.
EldJotnar

People who dont understand why this is awesome have no inner child anymore.
Chad

What happens if someone wants to read that specific book?! lol
etcrr

this is cool for someone who likes to play James Bond and open his closet door or batman to open his closet aka batcave
Vester

You could have the book be one of the “Twilight” books so no one would accidentally reveal your lair. It’s not like anyone wants to read those books anyway.
buster

what kind of evil magic is this?
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Anonymous

Exactly the book i would have chosen
J-Dogg

Gay!
Nicnac

I need more pictures to understand the full awesomeness of this miracle…
Anonymous

There really are not enough secret passageways in new houses anymore, or are there?
WVUGrad

I use this to kill the lights in my grow room when the cops show up. The other day a cop was like, "you mind if we look around." I was like, "sure, just let me just move this book real quick. Okay, have at it boss." Worked pretty well.

fasterthanu

I use a switch to turn on my lights.
FODDER

I’M FUCKIN FLABERGASTED, six pictures of ikea-like instructions and not a website for further info. Chive has done it again. Sometimes I don’t keep calm and chive the fuck on
bill

where does the set up go??? in the binder? it does not look like it would conceal well….
wikisaurus

And i thought that opened a secret door? ):
Anonymous

It can open door to a secret bunker to hide against zombies have you seen I am legend?
SJay

o.O How about reading the title of the book? #5
JmG

Jonathan Strange & Mr. Norrel FTW.
Chicago_Animal

I love how people like this just cause it was posted on Chive. Be your own person and see how gay this is.
Anonymous

When you pull the book, a hot naked girl should jump out on your dick.
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