Secret passageway kit. Finally. (6 photos)

The secret passageway kit can be used to turn any electrical device on and off if you don't have a passageway to hide.

  • allthethingsifound

    I can't think of anything more pointless, other than having looked though this entire post. All that to turn on a bloody light?

    • SpacemanSpiff

      You sir, have not seen the future

    • CaptainInsano

      I didn't see a drop of blood on that light, but regardless, I think it's something of use for the ladies man

    • todrunk2fck

      It can turn on anything electronic. Look at it, it is basically a bypass that restricts electricity. Brilliant

      • IMO

        looks like an on/off switch to me

        • Meat

          Oh, but man, it is so much more than that…. it's….. Shit, It is just an on/off switch.

          • Troll_The_MOFO_World

            I see what you did there. But I only saw it because you had by passed the, whatever that is restricts .. OH SHIT. I saw what you did there.

            Again, I only saw it because you had pulled the book forward.

    • Foreverwaiting

      the ENTIRE post?! It took me 2 seconds to figure this was lame

    • JohnAtell

      The idea is that you can hook that up to a mechanical system. When you turn the system "on", it will open the passage.

      Though only the incredibly lame would buy this without already having built their secret passage-way and mechanism.

  • chaseguindon

    sooooo, Where do I get one?!

    • Posted this

      I have off the next 4 days….fuck this shit…….

    • SenorWilson

      It's an L Bar and a pull switch. Make it 😀

  • Dino


    • trollface.jpg

      america's next best invention ever next to 9-11.

  • notfirstbitches

    happy turkey day amigos.

  • pooper

    ppl still use books?

    • R2GFan

      Thats the point… HIDDEN WHERE NO ONE WILL EVER LOOK!!!

      • pooper

        touche mon frere

        • Too many chivers

          only the smart ones.

          • Just got it!

            Yes people still use books, but not to read them, o no ther used as on/off buttons to ther lamps..

    • Frédéric Purenne

      Erm, yes? Books are a lot more enjoyable than any eReader or tablets in… well in my book. =P

    • TomTheCameraGuy

      Only people who don't write "ppl"

  • Bill


    • Sarah Brandely

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    • Kay2


  • @eric_hand

    Great Expectations, how ironic..

    • CodeName

      I do not think that word means what you think it means.

      • andfukyamoms

        Codename your dumb. It's ironic because we were expecting something cool, i.e. great. And it was lame as fuck. What doesn't eric_hand get exactly?

        • SpacemanSpiff

          I understand ur point, but CodeName is kinda right

        • CodeName

          andfukyamoms – first, it is you're, not your. Second, you just defined surprise, not irony.

          • SpacemanSpiff

            i think he meant "your thumb"

  • mr. obvious

    This is a book

    • mr. obvious

      I have been minused

  • DrDorianDark

    You guys are failing to be creative. The point is, you can use it to activate any electrical device; motor, servo, actuator…

    • Underbaker

      Yes, I think it should be used to activate the trigger to the trap door directly under the chair your guest is sitting in and if it fails to work you can then thump them on the head with the book instead.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Servo……*Tom* Servo?

  • Royce

    so…. It turns on a light? I was hoping for a gateway to the Chive office or the playboy mansion or something… Call me a dreamer.

    • Pete

      You're a dreamer.

    • Flicka

      …but you're not the only one…

      • Bobby Gosbee

        I hope someday I will join you

        • Jason Dean

          And the world will live as one.

  • Brutal Deluxe

    Congrats to me for finding a new way to access my torture room!

  • Holy Hell

    "Put the candle back………..Put the candle back.

    • BentWrenches


    • GMAN

      Frau Blucher Neigghhhhh!!!!

    • Ben Perry

      warm milk perhaps?

    • Alan Klein

      Abby Normal

  • bigwoop

    So, a pull switch and a piece of wood? How high tech. Could have at least used a magnet.

  • KEvin

    any name of a company selling this stuff?

    • McBeastie

      Home Depot

      • KEvin

        and what do i search for ? tried "secret" of "switch" or something but found nothing

        • Longarms

        • bridgemaster

          you're either the worlds greatest troll… or uh, you actually don't realize you just need some very simple electrical parts to make this yourself all of which are readily available at home depot

        • Frédéric Purenne

          Please tell me it was trolling and you're not that dumb!

    • danny

      there are actual secret passage kits for sale here but you have to be very rich with a big house

  • techno_viking

    #1 Light = Secret passageway?



  • Sayitaintso

    This is how I flush my toilette.

  • @MissRachelJane

    I don't always turn on a light, but when I do, I do it in a long and dramatically exaggerated way..

  • Douche McFuckstain

    I was expecting a secret passageway. This is a secret light switch. As if I don't have enough problems finding the light switch in the dark after a long night of drinking.

  • pyrostevenson

    you guys are really missing the big picture here, it doesn't have to be used for a light, anything that can be turned on via a switch, here comes the disco ball!

  • The kid

    A little motivation can go a long way! start with this secret passageway kit end with the bat cave

  • JockCockGustone

    Hipster shelf. WOW

  • Truthvirus

    You people have no imagination.
    Electronic lock to door? Stereo system? Teenagers’ video game system kill switch!
    I want this to turn off the alarm at my house.

  • CalAb13

    #1 "The secret passageway kit can be used to turn any electrical device on and off if you don't have a passageway to hide."

    Ive already got one, its called a light switch


    • @McBeastie666

      Where's the fun in that?

  • Noegod

    Sometimes a crappy post like this yields the most hilarious comment threads, AWESOME ¡!¡!

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