Get low, get dirty, and have a good time (34 Photos)

If you had your supply of #30, you would not worry about #13.

#20

I cannot think of a flooring more perfectly suited for a dictator or super villain.

I thought this #14 was illegal??? What the heck…Imagine the children!

Chive just cheered me up- in court and I know this isn’t where I want to be- stay positive and Chive On!

#33 some women are more desperate then others for marriage cause if catching the bow doesn't work showing your tits might work also

#27 would have made more sense if the redneck who put it together had spelled it "henge" instead of "hinge". But I bet this comes from the land where you can buy "far-wood", too.

Where’s the original of #33?

Also MOAR #4

#14 Ever been so drunk, that you wake up with an elephant mounting you?

Time to quit drinking
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#5 Stephen King ??!

#6 looks like Conan O'brien who ever it is or at least the hair

#4 there is So much wrong with this picture, however FIND HER she's got a great body and a phenomenal sense of humor.

#7 yes! Yes I have! lol

#4 Classic!!! That is awesome. #7 I have many times. I am now haha # 9 great family time. Always good humor

#31 Nailed it.

#33 http://www.strangecosmos.com/images/content/1663….

#9 again when i just managed to block it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

The Zach spare change thing is done guys. Let it go, its been on every post for like 4 days. Lol

Well done Markus. Those are some big 'uns.

#4 right before the blumpkin

i dont get #6

# 17
I'm French Canadian, and I LOVE the chive, but I have never commented before. This pic just made my day … forget that, it just made my week. This guy (Jean Charest) has been crapping all over the province of Québec for far too long. I can just imagine him saying "Economy First" while he's strenuously doing a number "Second". You kill me chive.

Number thirty-four is not funny. Never was funny. Cease & desist Chive. Galifanakis is always alkward. But akward is not always funny.

Number 19!!

#34 – He isn't funny at all. Worst character in The Hangover