Get low, get dirty, and have a good time (34 Photos)

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  • echogeo

    If you had your supply of #30, you would not worry about #13.

    • cr1min4l

      you wipe your ass with underpants?

  • Matthew.Billingsley


    I cannot think of a flooring more perfectly suited for a dictator or super villain.

  • burdman10

    I thought this #14 was illegal??? What the heck…Imagine the children!

  • MW3

    Chive just cheered me up- in court and I know this isn’t where I want to be- stay positive and Chive On!


    #33 some women are more desperate then others for marriage cause if catching the bow doesn't work showing your tits might work also

  • Dcolbert

    #27 would have made more sense if the redneck who put it together had spelled it "henge" instead of "hinge". But I bet this comes from the land where you can buy "far-wood", too.

  • E Dollar

    Where’s the original of #33?

  • E Dollar

    Also MOAR #4

  • Jayavc

    #14 Ever been so drunk, that you wake up with an elephant mounting you?

    Time to quit drinking
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    • Asshole Aplenty

      at least it's not a pink elephant

  • testudo321

    #5 Stephen King ??!

    • Cyounger13

      Ali. Homeless guy in Tulsa, Ok.

  • bkfrijoles

    #6 looks like Conan O'brien who ever it is or at least the hair

    • hark1985

      I agree

  • Falthor

    #4 there is So much wrong with this picture, however FIND HER she's got a great body and a phenomenal sense of humor.

  • Smitty

    #7 yes! Yes I have! lol

  • hark1985

    #4 Classic!!! That is awesome. #7 I have many times. I am now haha # 9 great family time. Always good humor

  • amandajean

    #31 Nailed it.

  • frankus

    #9 again when i just managed to block it out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  • iKeepCalm

    The Zach spare change thing is done guys. Let it go, its been on every post for like 4 days. Lol

  • Master_Rahl

    Well done Markus. Those are some big 'uns.

  • Evan

    #4 right before the blumpkin

  • @robnailer

    i dont get #6

    • andrew

      me either

  • deChamplain

    # 17
    I'm French Canadian, and I LOVE the chive, but I have never commented before. This pic just made my day … forget that, it just made my week. This guy (Jean Charest) has been crapping all over the province of Québec for far too long. I can just imagine him saying "Economy First" while he's strenuously doing a number "Second". You kill me chive.

    • Cédrik LeBlanc

      Yay! A fellow Montreal Chiver, I’ve always wondered If there were others like me!

  • Teetee McGee

    Number thirty-four is not funny. Never was funny. Cease & desist Chive. Galifanakis is always alkward. But akward is not always funny.

  • Joe

    Number 19!!

  • ChestersMule

    #34 – He isn't funny at all. Worst character in The Hangover

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