If 2012 Oscar nominated movie posters were perfectly honest (16 Photos)

List via Theshiznit

  • Damn

    Sara Jean is fucking hot

  • Tim Vergeer

    #13 Believe!

    • mihaisuzuki

      Gary Oldman is a badass PERIOD!

  • Wilfred

    May I FIRST say, #3 is captioned perfectly!

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #6 They needed a movie to point out that Meryl Streep is a bitch?

    • Bob

      More likely that Thatcher is a bitch, everyone in the UK hated her.

      • Chuck

        She ate some waiter's cum, at least 5 times!

        • Palahniuk

          It's true!

      • ThatGuy

        Everyone in America loves her. She's like Reagan with tits.

      • gregq

        Yep, that's why she kept on winning re-election, because "everybody" hated her.

        Do logic much?

    • stevi_c

      don't forget the Argentinians, they don't exactly love her or us Irish.

  • Mad Hittman

    #16 is awesome

  • joannabombanna

    #8 loving the Father Ted reference

    • Morgane

      Indeed 🙂

    • http://www.meekinet.com James

      Glad I scrolled as I was about to make this exact comment

  • Tom Karr

    • fiona

      i love being Irish….

    • luckyB

      being Irish is pretty awesome…

    • Ted

      just play the fecking note dougal

      • fiona

        Father Ted: Now concentrate this time, Dougal. These
        [he points to some plastic cows on the table]
        Father Ted: are very small; those
        [pointing at some cows out of the window]
        Father Ted: are far away…

  • simon doyle

    #8 Father Ted reference love it

    • Joe

      Didn't realize that many people were into Father Ted! Love it!

    • FionnR

      Fantastic 😀 …i propose a Father Ted quoting thread 😛

  • etcrr

    #15 made me laugh

  • Head Chef

    #8 did Father Ted write the theme music for this film?

    • Head Chef

      Damn Tom Karr beat me to it 😦

  • flibble

    #8 bravo sir. bravo.

  • dashete

    Don't wanna be that guy, but a lot of the movies on this list got snubbed for Oscar nominations. Who cares though, those guys suck anyway.
    #7 #12 #14 #15

  • C.L

    Not sure what's worse- when The Chive steals the pictures someone's made for another site and slaps its own watermark over the original one, or when it just blatently steals the work and doesn't even bother with that.

    • Aly

      "List via Theshiznit .. learn to read

    • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6


    • Lisa

      yeah i'm trying hard to find that watermark you speak of, because all i see is the original watermark for the source. good job.

    • J

      Yeah, and it drives me crazy when they post pictures of exotic locations or beautiful women and they don't even admit that they didn't take the pictures themselves.

    • O'Malley

      Not sure what's worse- when you're being really stupid and/or unobservant and accusing theChive of stealing, or when you blatantly misspell the word "blatantly".

    • http://twitter.com/DJCuza @DJCuza

      we have a real winner here folks. Thanks for contributing an intelligent critique *derp face*

  • http://twitter.com/chaoticbeauty6 @chaoticbeauty6

    #16 is totally true!!

    • Bill Murray

      people like you are what's wrong with the voting public.

  • that guy

    To bad the devil's double wasn't nominated that was a bad ass mobie

    • http://thechive.com/ rikfucknmoranis

      hell ya, that shit was crazy…

    • Lisa

      i was considering renting it…guess now i will!

  • lorycowery

    That entire thread was pure fucking genius!

  • uhhh

    GO PATS!!!

  • http://thechive.com/ rikfucknmoranis

    #15____Id tap, tap tap, tap tap that ass…(randy voice)

    • Yummy

      you mean raaaaaaaaaaandy!!!!!

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    Bérénice Bejo is drop dead gorgeous.

    • Your Name Here

      True. Reminds me of Jolie a little.

      • BigHate

        Don't insult the poor woman.

  • Mr. J

    #4 is hardly the movie we already saw. It's actually good and faithful to the book. The Swedish version is bullshit and changes too much from the book.

    • ImpressMe

      Bullshit. The Swedish version is 10x the movie this overproduced piece of shit is. Did not need to be made, period.

      • ThatGuy

        good argument.

    • FACE!

      The only, only reason this has got remade is because the original version was so popular and the fact Hollywood can barely come up with original films lately.

      • its_forge

        Huh, I was thinking hang on a bit, haven't we already HAD a "Girl with the Dragon Tattoo??" Soooo confyooozing. La Femme Nikita redux?

    • Phil.in.tx

      well said Mr. J

  • Anonymous

    #8 Father Ted reference for the win!

  • Vook

    I feel like #8 should've been "Look at my horse, my horse is amazing. Give it a lick, it tastes just like a raisin. "

  • Lyra


  • polish penetrator

    With all this cock in movies, why can’t we start seeing some pussy. Nuff dick already

  • Nicnac

    #3 Okay, I'll bite. It's up to the establishment to end racism. The establishment, be it in the deep south, or in South Africa, were white people. This poster is snarky for no good reason.

    • ThatGuy

      Its up to the oppressed to stand up for themselves and take their rightful liberties by any means necessary.

      • Tim

        Hmmm… any means necessary. Sounds like someone is going to get shot trying to take their rightful liberties.

    • Frank

      Of course it would be white people.

      White people are the only ones who are racist right?

      Everything else is REVERSE racism, right? lol.

      • Kris

        Exactly what I was thinking.

      • 98054

        no, it's not JUST white people. that being said, white people are still part of it. u mad?

        • Frank

          Not a single white person I know openly says racist things.

          But holy shit, you should hear the shit I hear come out of my brown friends mouths. Usually about Jews….

        • Joe

          White people are the minority.
          Statistically, racists are more likely to be not white.
          It's simple math.

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