Hot Right Now: Twitter’s got some naughty and nice holiday pick-up lines for you (30 Photos)
  • ohellzyea

    Sweet.

  • goober

    1st

    • ohellzyea

      fail

    • Gritts

      do you really wanna be an idiot?

  • YayMe

    1st page!

  • AssClown

    Why isn't Mac videobombing the vid for some reason?

    • penguin slayer

      maybe they killed him off an don't want us to know!

    • dontbelieveeverlast

      I'LL TEL U Y BECUS HE IZ SUKING A LADYBOYS THIK COK

  • Senor Tacos

    Holy shit was that arianny celeste???

    • funkyf

      HO
      LEE
      FUCK!!!

  • Oddie Monsta

    Nice ass ho

  • Boozer

    I do what I want. Busting up some rules today.

  • Chris McRae

    Holy Shit….Can't wait!!!

  • jedi

    Thursday never looked better!

  • ChicO85T

    I LOVE HER

  • yesindeed

    ufc + octagon girls + chive = wait for it… AWESOME

    • Sam Perkins

      "wait for it "is dead Along with epic and fail. -1 for you

  • Tyler Durden

    YEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • who?

    So… who's the guy in the Friendzone (Level: Ninja) ?

  • Brian Username

    Normally I would say don't tell me what to do, but dammit you have my attention.

  • Just Sayin'

    *checks supply of mountain dew, cheetos and tissues*

  • Dr. Fuck

    Lol I know John says "thanks a lot" but it sounds like he says "thanks slut"

    • SweetAwesomeness

      dude i totally thought he said thanks slut!!!!!

  • Connor MacManus

    Awesome looking foward to seeing to seeing Arianny Celeste and Brittney Palmer.

    Last week Palmer said she was shooting at thechive with Celeste.

    <img src="http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk69/jadedtom/palmer2.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Brittney Palmer Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

    <img src="http://i188.photobucket.com/albums/z77/iTi_Thanos/arianny-celeste-l24.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Arianny Celeste Pictures, Images and Photos"/>

  • TakaTakaTA

    OMG !! That gonna be a good day!! Bring Brittney palmer next

  • The Truth

    I would love to get Arianny Celeste in full mount

    • SolidusSnake420

      You mean in her full guard right?

      • tapsnapornap

        I think he'd be just as happy with her in full mount, probably didn't mean he wanted to straddle her belly/hips, but I coauld be wrong…

  • Jammy

    Listen…. the appropriate response would have been to smack that ass after you got up. C'mon Man!! Bring your A game or stay home.

  • FakeID

    The Chive Wins Again

  • LarsfromNorway

    oh, your stupidity cracks me up!

  • googlyeyedbastard

    YAH BRO STEP INTO THE OCTAGON. MORE UFC ON THE CHIVE BRO YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! MORE MORE MORE. THE VIDEO ADDS ARENT ENOUGH BRO!

  • Greg

    Chive, can you block this asshole's ip?

    • SolidusSnake420

      I'm sorry I meant to press the +1

  • Whoopi_G

    Man I hope Nick Daiz gets knocked the fuck out!

    • The Truth

      I agree. He needs to get that jaw adjusted. I'm sick of him and his brother

    • A-Man

      But Diaz gets cool points for being a weed head and not giving a fuck

    • SolidusSnake420

      Nick Diaz will not get KOed. Bottom line. Diaz via split decision

      • rstlne

        it is weird that you think there is going to be a split decision. split decisions occur only when judges do not agree. so in your head you don't agree there will be a clear winner.

    • Lev

      As much as I agree with that, I'm torn because I really want to see him fight GSP. If Nick wins, then that fight happens.

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