Russian urban climbing: That means don’t try this ever (19 Photos)

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #17 seems safe…

    • Dirty Dingus

      I think that asshat is French, not Russian.

      • duke

        and im pretty sure hes dead, from doing this….someone double check that tho

    • pat

      Steve Perry?

      • Meh

        "Oh Sherry, I'm all alone. Hold on, hold on!"

        • Bob

          That is Allain Robert, like on some of the other pictures. He is french and an awesome climber and he is still alive. Which idiot posted this unter russian urban climbing??

    • Underbaker

      I like the trail in the snow on the right side of #4 Looks like he crawled out there on his knees. (not that I would even do that).

  • blackhaT

    #17 at least he'll have someone to catch him

    • spicticus

      I don't think anybody is close enough to the building to catch him.

  • greg

    this makes my stomach hurt

    • Taco Juice

      As I look at each picture I get that weird sensation like I am about to fall. Like what you get in a dream when you are falling. Ugh.. these people are insane.

      • weldsoft

        That's exactly it. Usually that only happens when I'm standing near someplace where like the edge of a roof.

        Powerful pics to bring that out through a picture…

        • CalculatedRisk

          Called 'vertigo'.

      • Ned Flanders

        I got the same thing like my body saying "Awww hell nahh!!!!"

      • BentWrenches

        Makes my balls tingle.

        • Ricco

          That would be "balltigo"

    • OnehandJack

      The soles of my feet start tingling/feeling like they are being tickled. It is quite unpleasant, lol.

    • Claire

      Seriously! Me too! It gives me that feeling in my stomach similar to the feeling you get right before a roller coaster begins to descend. Ahhh

    • CalculatedRisk

      And my palms sweat.

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #19 Keanu?

    • c-rizzle


  • vinz

    most of them are from a french climber, not russian

    • TracerBullet_PI

      I like to think of this as a reply to bseay's comment above you.

    • blunt


  • Falthor

    #6 and #17 is that Spider Dan?

    there was this dude who climbed the CN tower in Toronto in the 80's, Spider Dan, with only Chalk on his hands… He went up once side and then down another and just to make sure everyone saw him, went up the third side.

    • Madchien

      Nope, it's Alain Robert AKA the French Spiderman

    • badalki

      His name is Alain Robert he is referred to as the human spiderman, is from france, so not entirely sure what he's doing in this set of pics.

      • Fuck France

        He's trying to surrender.

        • Henri Fourie

          As French I have about enough of this. You are pissing on the graves of my ancestors that died for your independance. Without France you would still be an English colony. Also please tell the mother of my friend that died in Afganistan that he was a coward, I am sure that you have more courage than us to spit in the face of fallen soldiers.

          • willie

            "Bonjour, you cheese-eating surrender monkeys."

    • Ricco

      Nah, it wasn't chalk, it was coke.

  • 8track technology

    Soon to be in the Darwin Awards

  • obama

    this post sucks monkey dicks!

    • hehaha

      so true

  • jj hammond

    this is gay as fuck!!!

    • Soap

      The authority on Gays speeaking for the gays there!

  • Brian

    A trend or just the same two idiots taking turns with the camera?

  • whyme1973

    "If he dies…He dies."

    • Bodhi

      Nicely played.

    • taco juice

      That hurt the big Russian.

  • Irishstephen

    #10 How 'bout hell no…

  • Will J

    #17 Is going to be one epic crowd surf

    • BloodScrubber

      Not so much of a surf but more of a…thud/sploosh. 😉

  • echogeo

    How many hours to the sexy chivette's?

  • stuf

    is it still black history month?

    • bseay

      who gives a flying shit about black history month….

      • Feoyhj

        Hell I remember on Nickelodeon they used to run the black history month commercials for like 4 months.

      • ronjeremy

        I visited the zoo and fed the monkeys this month in honor of it…. just saying…

        • Ball

          racist fucking redneck

          • stuf sucks

            U mad bro….. fuck off faggot

  • few

    #6 Robert Carlyle twin?

    • Dan E

      Always reminds me of Bruce Dickinson of Maiden.

  • elliott

    Almost as badass as Alex Honnold

  • Lyrex



    Russia out doing France parkour ewith urban climbing…. crazy shit and fuck that ima safe on the ground

    • CaptainStag

      Except that the guy in these pictures is actually French. It's just Chive being fucking useless as usual…

  • Bodhi

    Just how much Vodka do Russians drink?

    • ZachBob

      enough that they won't feel the pain when the crash to the ground.

  • realzoo

    #13…….is that in Calgary (Bow River)? These people are nuts.

    • ygfhfghgf

      Definitely Not calgary

      • ThaSwede

        Thats like a feet over ground… because of the ski jumping thing…

    • Mr Pinchy

      Its in Moscow

  • Asdfghjkl

    Those are very ugly women.

  • Chomp33

    My hands started to sweat just thinking about being up that high

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  • Big James

    For every high altitude picture there is a stupid photographer who has to go with them.

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