All bacon everything (25 Photos)

  • Mike

    bacon! nuff said.

  • pdiddily420

    "Bacon up that sausage, boy."

    • Jeff

      My heart hurts

  • nixpants

    Bacon makes me thirsty………….for more bacon!

  • JennayyBerry

    I love bacon but this made me slightly nauseous

    • Dick Salad

      #25 don't want to know what the free prize is…

      • MattKL

        The free prize is…bacon!

    • tori

      then you dont love BACON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • we todd

    I can’t believe its not butter.

  • Adam

    Why is there no Ron Swanson in this post?

  • johnc

    #4 I have that… tastes like shit don't buy it

    • Errol

      Yep I've had it before for a laugh – tastes like more salty then baconie

    • Pud_Divine

      Its like the bakon vodka, tastes like dog food but a good gag gift

  • theeemightybuck

    where is the bacon lube and bacon vodka?

    • yrartrd

      who fucking cares…bacon vodka is just fucking wrong

    • George Jetson

      Bakon Vodka!! i have a bottle in the cabinet, but only use it for Bloody Marys

  • oliverklosov

    #13 Bacon titties…why not.

    • MonkeyMadness

      I would eat those raw right off her!

    • JT Mo-Nay

      bacon titties, butter face.

    • Gallus

      No, I think bacon *flavored* bewbs is more like it. Still, I'd like to savor that flavor.

  • Codyyyyyyyyy

    #6 how do we not have this in ‘Merica?

    • mricanssuck

      just what you fatass amercans need…lol

      • Underbaker

        Why don't we have this in America. Oh and "Mr I Cans Suck", good for you, but we don't care about your gay tendencies here.

    • Giorgio Tsoukalos


  • jasgat66

    #6 Is this legit? Where?

    • sadman

      Based on the katakana writing, I would would put my money on Japan.

      • wistfuld

        except that that is clearly not the symbol for the yen next to each of the prices shown.

        • the joe

          It's not the typical "Y with an equal sign" we think of with yen, but it actually is another monetary symbol in japanese. Good eye, though

    • bruce

      that writing appears left to right as well.

    • Hank Scorpio

      Had one while in Japan, there was more bacon in the last bag M&Ms I ate than this.

      • Hank Scorpio


  • echogeo

    Bacon Tacos!

  • Martin McFly

    Ron Swanson approves this message

  • Dodey G

    "Bacon is good for me!" – King Curtis

  • Benjamin

    Does the bacon lamp cook it when turned on? Just a thought….

  • SlimtwigMJ

    #16 Want

    • goldenbunni

      I made these for a party last year. Vanilla spiced cupcake with cayenne cream cheese frosting and candied bacon on top. EXCELLENT!

  • larf

    #3 I have made the bourbon with bacon it is awesome!!

  • 6_Crack_rocks

    #10 How did I not know about this stuff?

    • Also John

      That stuff is pretty good, I use it all the time.

  • Ty-Ty

    I feel fatter now

  • Ned Plimpton

    Bacon flavored bacon

  • rphilman1

    #10 I can see this one being put to good use.

  • luckyB

    #13….should i have a boner? or……………….?

    • Master_Rahl

      my thoughts exactly. Can't tell if hungry, or horny.

    • DaddyD

      A rasher of boners?

    • MonkeyMadness

      I would pork her!

      • the joe

        I see what you did there

    • Eric

      she has saggy boobs and saggy arms. she needs to lay off the bacon.

  • BostonChiver.

    #3 Get this to Ron Swanson YESTERDAY. Product placement goldmine.

  • driftwoodprose

    You forgot the most important Bacon of all! Kevin!

  • Master_Rahl

    #18 LOVE IT! The longer you keep the light on, the better chance of cooked bacon. Must have this!

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