Daily Afternoon Randomness (53 Photos)

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  • TheBAMFinater

    Early DAR!!! Now this is a good Monday.

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      An early DAR is a happy DAR.

    • Guy.

      #9 Where are the rest?!

    • Odd..

      #29 made me forget that i was in the middle of laughing at #28

  • zgriffin22

    #37 Differences*

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      'Merica! Cuz fuck you that's the difference!

    • Jason

      Just FYI to the world this is the King Arthur poster…

      • ChelseaRules

        Also, this is just before and after photoshop. The first picture was never on a poster. Not in America or the UK.

        Why did the person who made this feel compelled to make up complete bull crap and stick it on the internet?

        • Anon

          +1 ok?

        • Bob

          Because… Thats why.

        • dirtysteve99

          I was wondering, Princess of Thieves? Wtf? How could they not know what movie they got the pic from? And it never appeared in the unshopped form for the poster.

    • McSweet

      Like the fact that it's the King Arthur poster, not the Princess of Thieves poster.

    • Yoyo

      It's obvious. The USA version has better teeth.

      • P90

        And has been made pregnant by her cousin.

        • simtafa

          Watching too much Top Gear I assume. I don't judge you I love Jeremy, too.

        • Paul from the gump

          Oh yeah. Cousin banging is a completely American thing, excluding your entire Royal family going back thousands of years.

          • P90

            It was obviously a joke in responce to the completely false British teeth myth (The British officially have the healthiest teeth on the planet) but as always someone with a sense of humour failure has to give a stupid response.

    • Swamp1983

      bigger tits

    • hello please

      Brits: facing reality like a mother fucking man since the beginning of time.

      • Bob

        LOL, healthcare is free here. Less fatties too.

        • Proteus

          LOL Healthcare is PRE-PAID there out of your higher tax rate. Commodities are not free. Someone has to pay for them.

          • Bob

            Yes, but we don't let people die because they can't afford health insurance. Everyone gets treatment here, rich and poor, i.e. we care about our population.

            • Guest

              Medicare / Medicaid

              • Bob

                Medicare/Medicaid is not for everyone you have to be a special case. Over here the NHS helps everyone equally. If the US is so great why is Obama introducing ObamaCare. He has clearly seen the NHS in the UK and is impressed.

                Also remember, medical insurance companies are greedy shits who will only pay out the minimum they have to. The NHS is state run which means it is not for profit and helps all UK citizens.

                • I don't care

                  Don't care

                • KCCO

                  And it's doing exactly what to your economy? Your nation is f'ed because of socialist bs like that which you cannot afford.

                  You know bob, there's a reason there a millions of brits coming her and few Americans moving permanently to the uk. Go brush your teeth.

            • Broyles

              No, but you do let people die every day because they can't schedule a surgery due to limited availability and rationing.

              • dave

                I think you're exaggerating greatly. But let's not let facts get in the way of being butt-hurt.

    • its_forge

      Quite honestly she looked like shit in the unmodified poster, I'm glad they added boobs. Knightley made an ENORMOUS fuss about it, I'd have said "meh, whatever." Keira you're very beautiful but your figure isn't ever going to win you any beauty contests dearest.

    • Lyrex

      She's got a cape. Capes kick ass!

    • Cap

      Americans have higher standards

      • Bob

        Snooki! Don't think so…………………

        • KCCO

          she's a beast agreed, but you seem to spend time with it…

  • derek

    epic goodness

  • AssClown

    #23 I wouldn't mind sucking and squirtle-ing on those pokeballs…

    <img src="http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/if-you-know-what-i-mean.png"&gt;

    • Ray

      Just about sums up my day.

    • Grant

      Not want, need.

      • tLoko420

        Pokebong?

    • coop

      Not with your tiny cock.

    • Mikeyd

      Wanna touch 'em all!

    • peter

      stoner chick = stoner heaven

  • Turbodude

    I for one am very happy that you quit your job !
    #52

    • Ray

      I know I'm a bit more happy.

      • duder

        hey babe, nice shitter

    • JDB85

      X2 on that. Nice ass.

    • Clinton James

      Yeah, fuck that job!

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        and while you're at it….me too? Please?

    • that guy

      holy shit dayyyuuum dat ass

      • andfukyamoms

        your hot and a complete whore

        • Mr.Wiseass

          You're* somewhat rude and a complete imbecile.

          • that_ALBANIAN_guy

            I'm glad you ironed out that bug with such haste.

    • Sylvio Winters

      Her eyes are beautiful to say the least

    • Alex

      I for one, will marry you, and you'll never need a job again!

    • xTUNAx

      God damn Chive, you used to have some awesome pics. Now all that's on here are attention whores and pancakes.

      • ChelseaRules

        Never speak badly of pancakes.

      • pancakes

        Is someone talking behind my back?

    • rampantlion14

      please find

    • danno29388

      Welcome Back! Sweet Tush…Thank You! Chive on!

    • really!

      MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRR

    • M T L

      Oh, good. good. for. you.
      I am standing and giving you a slow clap.

      Well done.

      Now get to work and submit more pics.

    • RICCO

      Weird, she quit her job as a stripper so she could take some pics.

    • johnny

      DAT ASSS!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

      Can I quit your job too? It seems to help

    • sam942

      nice ass

      • ted

        what was your job?

    • Fanofthewomanabove

      Breathless!
      Speechless!!

      Bravo Girl….Bravo!!!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #26 Way to keep it cool, Leo… You look like an 8 year old who just realized he got his first boner.

    • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

      That's John, not Leo…

      • Ned_Plimpton

        My bad. Thought John was the bigger guy.

        • Lisa

          It's not like they're even that similar looking. :-/ What kind of crack are you on there Ned?

        • Chris

          Leo isn't even the 'bigger guy' you failure.

    • Morgan Freeman

      i think thats John.

      • Black6dog

        Little late to the party Nelson Mandela

        • Morgan Freeman

          My fault, I don't click the refresh button over and over to get a top comment.

    • bob

      It's ok it's a Chive thing to post a picture of someone else and call them the name of someone similar. You go on with your Leo.

    • its_forge

      that's how John *always* looks, Ned.

    • ekgraider

      Let the scarf go man. Let it go.

    • JerseyMatt

      someone got photobombed

    • Serious

      He *always* acts like he's never seen a female before in his life, like he just landed on planet Earth. I seriously believe he never slept with a woman until he was old enough to start paying for it, thus: this website. Seriously sick of looking at poop chutes just to get to the good stuff. 90% of the females that post themselves are dogs and only send in their picture because no one in their lives wants to look at them. Seriously, sticking your butt up towards a camera lens makes you feel sexy? You realize you poop out of that every morning, right?

      • that_ALBANIAN_guy

        I think they do realize they poop out of there….we all do, but sometimes its too late 😦

      • Gallus

        From the tone of this comment, it appears you spew poop through your mouth. Submit your pic. Let's see how great you are. Meanwhile, I *like* seeing Cihvettes and their butts.

        • Phallus

          *Chivettes…cunt.

  • luvmyechive

    #33 caused me to spit up my beer laughing so much

    • hark1985

      Did the same thing man. Had me rolling. Poor bastard

      • Martin McFly

        Poor Bastard??? I hate to bring the "Gay" jokes upon myself… but the fucking nerd is hung like Sarah Jessica Parker, he'll probably end up doing porn.

        • dominantone

          just an optical illusion due to how fucking small that kid is.

        • http://twitter.com/0rganix @0rganix

          Sarah Jessica Parker… I see what you did there.

        • Lisa

          Agreed…I wish my ex was a poor bastard like that…lol

          • JerseyMatt

            they say for every 10lbs you lose your penis appears an inch larger… this kid must weigh 10lbs

    • Jason

      RJ Berger?

    • flight_crash

      this is the president and ceo of the interwebs.

      One love Brah'

    • Rob

      the force is strong in this one

    • Darin

      i like how you used "much" instead of "hard" ha

    • Hec

      W – T – F……??????

  • Forest Chiver

    #52 Sometimes quitters do win

    • Master_Rahl

      well, she quit, but we won. OK, makes sense to me. May she never work again… and post many pics with all her free time.

    • hoeon

      whores gonna whore no matter what.

      • its_forge

        And limpdicks gonna limpdick no matter what.

      • Gallus

        Your comment says more about you than the girl.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      well you don't quit a job without a reason…
      and i don't see anyone complaining

      thanks for the pics, you are gorgeous!

    • sam942

      nice ass got a boyfriend

  • get some

    #1 she's about to ride the politician train

    • PoppaFlax

      Looks like the opening scene in a porn movie…

    • Dakota

      chu chuuuu

    • CoLNo1

      And needs to be found!

  • BigPup

    #1 Congratulations… Your internship has been accepted.

  • Spencer_on_Fire

    #51 #52

    Early DAR and these pictures……you have my attention

    • real chiver

      Suck me dry slut.

    • mikey

      Methinks you shoulda kept yer job…

      • bill

        only if was a blow job……yes I went there

        • that_ALBANIAN_guy

          wat.

      • Gallus

        mikey, keyboard warriors like you irk the p1ss out of me. The girl is gorgeous. Let's see a pic of you so we can see why you're so huffy and hypercritical!!!

        • Phallus

          Fuck off…Chive bouncer like you irk the piss out of me.

  • BigPup

    #9 Want. To. SQUEEEZE!

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #30 Friend zone level = Screech Powers

    As for her…. I think her own post goes without question.

    • Jandro

      glad im not the only one who though she looked like kelly kapowski

    • Gotta be fresh.

      She needs to eat a couple cheeseburgers.

      • Lotus

        Despite the huge success for humps on this site, I guess twiggy girls still rule

    • RJJ

      Where is her ass? Gorgeous from the front though.

      And, hey, buddy: does she not feel that way about you?

    • ilove ass

      no hump in the back, not interested.

      • http://twitter.com/McBeastie666 @McBeastie666

        you were only half right…no hump in the back…still interested.

    • Justin

      All those guys are just mad they can't have something like this to go home to…She's a 10!

    • 1911

      Very pretty girl, but she sure would benefit from adding some quats to her exercise routine

    • MattyB

      Go dawgs.

    • marcus

      she has no ass!

    • Waty

      Go dawgs! I wish I saw her on campus before I graduated and left the great town of Athens.

  • whyme1973

    #4 #9 #25 #30 #52 A lot of beauty in here today. Thanks for sharing, ladies.

    • average chiver

      Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

    • Amit

      #52 is so FINE! Thanks for quitting that job! ;D

  • Burlinator

    #9 Oh I am Miss 9, I am!

    • Gallus

      If that is you, I want to thank you (again) for your submission. (I made a comment below.) The only thing wrong with this pic is that I'm not there to share morning with you. In lieu of sharing, can you do some more submissions? Please?

      • Phallus

        Begging…how sad.

  • JayJay

    #52. that is all.

  • GokuRipsCones

    #18 Jackpot

    • JDB85

      giggity giggity

    • SouthWard

      Jackpot, indeed!

      • tim

        I have the most opportunistic boner right now.

    • awestruck

      was going to reply giggity, but it already had been said….

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      "Alright, who wants to go first?"
      [silence]
      "He-he. Threeway. Giggidy."

  • Private

    #10 Can deliver a United States Standard Issue Dirty Bomb

  • Ned_Plimpton

    #18 "My time has come!"

    • SadeShadz

      ewww o.O

  • mid13

    Recipe for #47 please?!

    • the_mike

      Anytime I see crap like this I put it on FB and tell someone to look that shit up on Pinterest and that I'll be there when I get off of work.

      • mid13

        well, if you hear anything, tell me and I'll make it for you.

    • Bobcat Goldth-WHAT!

      Ok, it took some time but I found it.

      Step 1. Find a Women to do it for you.
      Step 2. Continue playing Call of Duty.
      Step 3. Enjoy.

      • Stacey

        And the only time she should be interrupting your CoD game is to ask if you'd rather beer or beer with your food.

    • Ander

      My gf doesn't cook so I made this for Christmas. Its damn good. Before you ask why I'm with her, she has huge spectacular boobs and an insatiable sex drive.

    • ShaggyD

      What is it, besides bacon? I don't even know what to look up in my Googler.

    • darkpatu

      It's a pull-apart bread. Take 1 loaf sourdough or italian round bread and use a knife to cut a "grid" into it almost all the way down to the bottom of the bread. Then crumble some crispy fried bacon, cut up about six or seven slices of swiss or mozzarella cheese into little squares, saute some finely chopped onion and mushroom and mix this together with the crumbled bacon. Stuff the bread with the bacon, mushroom and onion mixture and then stuff the cheese in on top of that. Preheat your oven to 375-400 degrees and bake that bad boy on a cookie sheet for about fifteen minutes or until the cheese is bubbly and the crust is nice and golden brown. Pull it out and wait about 5 minutes for it to cool before digging in! This is also great with prosciutto, pepperoni, salami and even crumbled italian sausage. Use your favorite meats and cheeses for an awesome party snack or addition to dinner.

      Source: I'm a cook, motherfucker.

  • Martin McFly

    #29 if ever there was a time for a clasp to fail…

    • about

      Did anyone ever find her?

      Maybe she's one of those legendary feral girls, who wander the Earth, nameless but adored.

      • vmax

        Bruna Moncavo
        peacepax.tumblr.com/tagged/bruna-moncavo

        • Martin McFly

          The internet is yours — do with it as you please.

    • Master_Rahl

      if that were a gif, we'd be seeing some boobs-a-flyin'

    • its_forge

      I can hear the straps screaming from here

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      Murphy's Law has not been called on so much in the history of humanity.

      It needs to happen.

  • etcrr

    #10 that is freakin awesome

    • fuckoffetcrr

      Stop this you pedo.

    • sit ubu sit good dog

      Not funny or insightful…….again

  • Mr. Ed

    #6 He's hung like a horse!

    • RICCO

      shhh, Mathew Broderick is about to appear now.

  • Arlo

    Sarah Jessica Parker DAR'd twice #6 & #48 ??.. Ferris is going to be pissed..

    • sheoncebelieved

      I think #48 is Khol Drogo? No?

    • insaneyoda

      Ever feel the insane pain of spewing Coca-Cola through your nose while laughing uncontrollably? That was me just now, while reading your comment.

  • techno_viking

    #52 Never leave us again…

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