Make your own bacon roses (21 Photos)

  • tango

    first for bacon

    • Bleeding_Gums_Murphy

      Fuck this guy

      • The Chird

        Your just jealous brah

  • touchmybigbird

    Them are man flowers

  • tango

    not really thats ghey merican

  • tango

    no listen tho are these womins going to reply to my tweeters

  • Beano

    Why you no show before valentines day!

  • LucretiusCarus

    Great times, but it seems like a lot of work. How about I just cook and eat the bacon normally?

    And they always look more like bacon tulips than bacon roses to me.

    • Hugh

      haha you know what a tulip looks like

      • LucretiusCarus

        Never had a girlfriend for whom you might buy flowers, huh? It's okay…maybe one day.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        Buy a girl tulips = Two lips on your cock

    • Ned_Plimpton

      It's pointless because guys don't like flowers and girls don't like bacon like we do.

    • MylesofStyles

      I have to agree. I'm sure I could do without melted cheap plastic on my bacon.

  • BostonChiver.

    We are expected to have a dozen roses in hand on Valentines Day…this must be made a requirement for Steak and a Blowjob day from this day forth.

    • LucretiusCarus

      And then again on Father's Day.

      • BostonChiver.

        On Father's Day it should go more like Ron Swanson…ALL the eggs and ALL the bacon.

    • socalmarti

      Sort of as a "gag" gift!?!

  • Tony

    FIND HER!!

    • BostonChiver.


    • AnyoneForCoffee

      ^^^ There she is.

    • Jabroni

      # 20 FIND HER A PLACE TO HIDE!! <–Fixed

      • @budman43224

        She's a woman with meat in her mouth, I've found her many times

  • Thud

    Bacon + Power Tools = Man Food!!!

  • NickBurnin8

    …and why wasn't this posted for Valentine's day? There are vegetarians I would love to shower with offensive affection.

  • Suits_me

    Some people go to an awful lot of effort to do Very important things. This obviously was up there as one of those moments…

  • chrisdg74

    That wouldn't work. After step #17, I'd just eat them all.

    • echogeo

      Yeah, I was thinking the same thing. They'd never make it to the flower stage.

  • LesPaultard

    Why the holes in the muffin tin? Is that to let the grease (God's juice) drain out?

    • huzrdaddy

      struggling with that one to LesPaultard, makes no sense.

      • tophernator

        Not pictured – the funnel and tube that drains the fat directly into my mouth.

    • RalphMo

      I was wondering the same thing

      • Chan

        Pretty sure it's to drain the grease. Honestly I don't get the entire concept..As a female I love bacon and I love roses but I've never desired bacon roses. I'd rather just have bacon, cooked and eaten fresh.

  • thaomeow

    What a weird, but tasty, gift.

  • guest

    nom nom nom

  • spicticus

    Mmmm….bacon…..too much work for a tasty treat. Must salvage bacon juice for my scrambled eggs…

  • Dave

    I see this as a expectation / reality post soon

    • Sparky

      that's what I was thinking…"Nailed It" photos to follow.

  • Bored

    I'm bored

  • shawthomas

    Forever alone?? Not any more!

  • that_ALBANIAN_guy

    If you give that vase of bacon-flowers to a cancer patient, they'll be unsurprisingly cured of their cancer. True story.

  • Anonymous

    What no black bacon? Lol sorry had to make fun of that mega-douche that hates this website ,but can’t seem to stay off of it. Chive on.

  • Mike

    That chick needs makeover roses. Not bacon

  • Mike

    This site is racist!! Where’s the kool-aid roses? Or the watermelon, fried chicken roses?

  • RobsterCraws

    Cool Pinterest post… Could've at least had a girl make them. (A white, hot, fit, blonde, fake-breasted, blue-eyed, 'merican broad—- mayor jacoby)

  • Glenn

    One of my favorite Instructables!

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