Aging rock stars (43 Photos)


  • echogeo

    Still trying to be Robert Plant.

    • @unicornsRnice

      David Coverversion

    • lorycowery

      I can't blame the guy. Who wouldn't want to be Robert Plant circa 1972?

    • cms

      The plastic surgeon put his mouth back on crooked.

    • Jack o' lantern

      Without Google I wouldn't have known who this guy is

    • The Mad Zak

      Oh shut up. He was born with those looks. He didn't have surgery to make himself look like Robert Plant.

  • Steve

    #15 dont do drugs kids… just say no

    • super soaker 123

      or you'll end up as one of the greatest rock legends of all time…(idiot)

      • k t c

        Right because doing drugs makes you a rock legend…

        • its_forge

          Well it's certainly worked for *him.*

      • JHL1

        That's why there's so many rock stars in the ghetto. (…in the ghetto…)

      • Sticky Wickets

        or live forever

      • jack

        no shit

    • goglas

      He's still smiling…thats the main thing

    • xannick

      if i look that good when i'm 107, i'll be cheering.

    • skinger

      That's not Keith Richards on the right. That's Red Skelton.

  • erickjam

    It's amazing some of these people are still alive with all the drugs they've done…

    • patience

      I was thinking the same when I saw your comment…..

      • banananah

        you dont say!

    • Underbaker

      Many of them died years ago, they are just so doped up their brains forgot to tell their bodies.

  • justsaying

    These guys are lucky they have musical talent, because they are some odd looking mother fuckers.

    • bobby

      just shows you that there is a god.

    • Black Krow

      Count this as an upvote. I didn't want to mess up the 69.

      • JHL1

        …cause nobody else could possibly vote up or down….

    • cha

      Why make suck a big deal out of this? Everybody's gonna look odd/different when they get older…

  • Martin_McFly

    #36 It's sad when Ringo is the only one that has improved…

    • Acilius

      I'd say the best that have 'mainained' are the Boss & Steven Tyler

    • wistfulD

      Joan Jett, Tom Petty, Pat Benatar, and Simon Le Bon look pretty normal and relatively attractive. And Meatloaf has definitely improved. He looks a lot better as a chubby 60-something than an obese 23-something

    • Zoe Healy

      Eh…Bret Michaels??? He looks waaaaaay beter now than he did in the 80's!

  • Blue_bronco

    Is David Lee Roth Corky Romano’s dad?

    • DiamondDave

      Actually he's a badass that could roundhouse-kick your chubby little twat face through a fucking window.

      Why don't you go study for a test, dipshit?

      • Whew...

        Somebody has a man crush…fuckin' homo.

        • tcja4

          Wow, that response is SO much better than DiamondDave's, Whew! A little more kindness? KCCO, all.

          • Whew...

            Go fuck yourself, cunt.

      • its_forge

        I think Mr. Roth is probably far too arthritic for that kind of behavior anymore. That which kicks twice as high kicks only half as long.

  • Sideline

    If you're not first you're last.

    • last dog

      If you're aint the lead dog, the view never changes

    • JHL1

      If you're not a douche you're…. well, nevermind, doesn't matter cause you're a definately a douche

    • Zombietroy

      Moral of this post: The Boss is still the Boss. Also, pretending to be an Alien drug taking fiend 35 years ago, means that you look pretty normal now.

      And finally, gravity is a bitch.

  • vandinz

    I'd still fuck #21 just so I can tell my mates I'd fucked Blondie.

    • Andy

      Blondie is a group

      • chucklesclown

        Maybe vandinz has already been with all of the others in the group and just needs Debbie Harry to complete the Blondie conquest?

    • Mr. V

      For being 66 yrs old she's still quite impressive.

      • its_forge

        And she could tell you stories that'd turn YOUR hair snowy white too.

    • JHL1

      One way or another, she'll be your number one.

      • Brummie lad

        I saw what you did there…

    • Jimbo

      Most beautiful woman of all time.

    • ChodeLauncher

      She's still hot as hell

  • Magnus

    #7 She's still hot.. Just my opinion anyway.

    • Guse

      No, that's fact.

      • Magnus

        She aged gracefully hands down though.

        • TheAutomaticMan

          I would say hotter…… maybe it's just me. Iunno.

          • Emzilla

            It's not just you, I agree.

        • Jesus

          Actually, if you consider the age difference between the pics and the vast amount of drugs these guys have done, most of them have aged very well. Undoubtedly, half the Chivers will end up fat, bald, hairy-bodied men (ADMIT IT! :P) in their old age, and how many people like that do you see on this list? Though, admittedly, a few (and here I'm calling out Steven Tyler by name!) are weird-looking old birds.

      • mouchette

        Her and Carmen Elecktra were a couple for a while.

    • Mr. J

      I agree. I've seen her live 3 times in the last decade and every time, I get turned on hearing her sing the words "Do you wanna touch me there?" Yeah, I do.

    • Vinnie D

      Best out of the bunch.

    • Bruel

      Steady diet of vag-for your health!

    • sfb101

      Yep I still have a thing for her. Too bad she's a lesbo, my loss. 8^(
      Pat's looking good too!

    • its_forge

      I think she looks considerably better now than then.

    • Zombietroy

      Except of course she wouldn't give you the time of day unless you had tits.

    • Zed

      She still hot and she is bi, so she is up for a three way. Check out "The French Song".

    • jrev2020

      Joan Jett rocks. Stupid how people are more worried if she likes girls or guys. Who care's just enjoy the music. I've seen her live years ago and also recently and she is better now than ever. Also, gives us hope that we can get old but not have to look or feel old.

  • MarthaJeane

    #5 belongs on old men that look like lesbians

    • LucretiusCarus

      haha–holy shit. Didn't notice that until I read this. You are so right.

      Can you imagine him and Rosie O'donnel going at it? Like watching 2 bulldogs fighting over a jar of mayonnaise.

      • MarthaJeane

        That is a horrifying visual.

        • LucretiusCarus

          And just in time for lunch. You're welcome.

    • Maynard B.

      His voice has tanked as well.

    • asdf

      Am i the only one who thinks that he looks like nic cage?

    • Tanya


  • Unfkngblvbl

    #6 Stevie Nicks…still hot. #1 Roth…fucking scary

    • Sluttypanda

      I'm sorry but I've never found Stevie Nix attractive in any way at all. Especially the voice

      • Mmmm

        oh man. I feel sorry for your loins. Gold Dust Woman, Dreams, fucking Sara. Stevie Nicks is a god. 63 and still hot.

    • Jack_LeMac

      Roth looks like a movie villain

      • Rex Hondo

        Villian, hell. He looks like Argus Filch, caretaker at Hogwarts.

    • Pudge

      Aged Roth has a look that says he doesn't always need his sex to be consensual….creepy

    • randomness

      I reckon Stevie Nicks ages beautifully

    • jrev2020

      Nicks looks like she's had a lot of work done and whoever did it, did a great job. David Lee Roth used to be the best front man in my opinion. Now he looks (and sounds) like the crazy old looney at a party that sits around talking about the good 'ol days.

  • echogeo

    Man, did she have a hump back in the day.

    • Elcastino

      Pat Benetar still looks good, would definitely hit that.

      • gimletmike

        So would I. She's hotter now than she was back then. I hated the eighties frizzy hair.

    • its_forge

      Oh man that butt had more stage presence than the entire cast of "Wicked."

  • markhats

    COCAINE is a hell of a drug

  • Matt

    # 31 When did Bob Dylan become Zorro??

    • Matt

      erp… #31

    • TheAutomaticMan

      Vaguely reminiscent of Carlos Santana. Or Gaddafi.

    • Patrick

      He looks like the "V for Vendetta" mask

  • George Harrison

    Psst, it's "Rod Stewart" 🙂

  • LucretiusCarus

    #3 Couldn't sing then, can't sing now.

    #7 Damn, she's hardly changed at all. I'd still smash that.

    #20 You were too kind to him. This is a particularly flattering recent pic. He looks way more fat, bloated, corn-rowed, face-lifted and douchey now. Count yourself lucky on this one, Axl.

    • Zedhere

      Welcome to the Jungle, I eat lots of cake…

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Always loved G&R's music, not so much Axel….

      Until I seen on yesterday's DAR that he hates 'Glee'…. Now I like him.

      Bret Michaels and Tommy Lee however, can bang Pamela Anderson and still be considered talentless douches.

      • mik

        not axle – it was slash who squashed the gleer ripoff

    • vince

      Axl has thankfully dropped the braids. Man he can still put on a show too
      . This is pretty current pic of him.

      • Underbaker

        On that second pic his eyes look like his ponytail is tied way too tight.

    • DDD

      Bret ACCEPT YOUR BALDNESS like a man….

      • baldguy

        Agreed. He's not fooling anybody.

    • BearDown

      Have you seen Axl recently? I just met him a couple weeks ago, and this is precisely what he looks like. Puts on the best damn show in rock today to boot, do yourself a favor and get off the Internet and into a GNR show. You'll thank me later.

      • Zombietroy

        I would but it's not GNR without Duff, Izzy and Slash.

  • HolyCrap

    #15 #23 #28 I am sorry but you have lost the battle against aging

    • BentWrenches

      Drugs are bad Mmmkay?

    • Master_Rahl

      but like Sergio said in Get Him to the Greek – "British muthafuckas don't die"

    • Ned_Plimpton

      The 'before' Mick Jagger pic doesn't look so hot either… Looks a lot like a fish I pulled into my boat the other day.

      Keith doesn't look like he was blessed with good looks either.

      Ozzy on the other hand really surprised me. He was a good looking cat.

    • Zystyna

      Fuckin beat up old baseball mitts

    • Woody

      What a drag it is, getting old…da da da ….. da da da #28

      • No Wah

        I see – ummm – heard what you did there.

    • Mr. V

      Everyone who doesn't die young eventually loses that battle.

    • phuphu

      luckily they all still have full heads of hair

    • its_forge

      And none of them could care even a teeny tiny itsy bitsy bit less either, because they're Keith Fucking Richards, Ozzy Fucking Osbourne, and Mick Fucking Jagger, man.

    • master yoda

      When 900 years old you reach, look as good you will not.

  • Alex

    #31 That's bob dylan? Hell I should have got his autograph…

    • Master_Rahl

      looks a bit like Eric Idle now

    • Ms.Elizabeth

      I think this is just a bad fat picture. He's still slender, handsome, sexy and has a mop of unruly curls! Oh, he's just the best.

  • Swamp1983

    #6 I'd still hit that.
    #12 Cheeseburger!!

    • Corky

      Pretty sure Steve Perry developed Down's Syndrome.

      • Swamp1983

        No, he has some degenerative bone disease.

  • theyellowfever

    #13 That's right ladies, the Boss is like wine, he only gets better with age.

    • Michael

      Hear hear. As far as aging rock stars go, Springsteen looks pretty damned good. I'd be happy to look that good when I'm 62.

    • thatguy

      Although he looks like he is morphing into howie mandel

    • Plurp

      Too bad his music still sucks ass. And not in a pleasing way.

      • its_forge

        His songwriting and composition are amazing, he's a first-rate song *writer,* but I'd really sooner throw myself face-first into a pitchfork as listen to him sing.

    • ilmill

      You aren't lying!

    • Tomas

      He looks like a typical Jersey Douche.

    • jrod

      didn't realize that Bruce was Ben Affleck in his younger days

    • Bunny on nite shift

      Oh dear Lord – he is still hot. Best of this bunch, fer shure.

    • Matt

      too bad he still sounds like shit

  • Yo Yo Ma


    I loved Miranda in Sex and the City!

    • Zedhere

      David Bowie is now going to steal your soul with his weird right eye.

      • windowlicker

        It's his left eye that the soul stealer.

      • Molon Labe

        Anisocoria — probably Holmes-Adie Syndrome.

        • lll

          That was actually from a damn good fight with a pal of his over a girl…everybody probably knew that already, but i just wanted to counter that smart ass medical jargon…

    • bobby

      haha, that's a good one!

    • Kodos

      you sir, WIN

  • Perry Noid

    Like a Boss? #13

  • Tim

    The women have aged better than the men… imo Joan Jett, Stevie Nicks, and Pat Benatar look better now… Blondie will always be alluring to me. Guess I am just a product of my generation

  • widget

    David lee roth was a paramedic in new york for awhile…look it up!

    • Master_Rahl

      good luck having him give you mouth to mouth…

    • Rafiki

      that's very. . . . . . . interesting

    • jrev2020

      If I was in a car accident and David Lee Roth showed up especially looking like he does now. I'd just bend over break my spine and kiss my ass goodbye.

  • Anonymous

    I didn’t recognize Paul Stanley without his’ make-up on.

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