World’s fattest women is engaged…to a chef (10 Photos)

You can’t make this stuff up…..


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  • chris

    Go America….This is why the rest of the world looks at us with disgust

    • dummy

      Um are you can see from the source they are from the UK..

      • A.Pedant

        Yes, a UK source but an American couple I'm afraid. She is from Casa Grande, in Arizona.

        Yours,

        A. Pedant

      • Frambois

        I read somewhere that said Arizona. Still Chris is a self-hating douche.

      • Nick

        And that America as a whole has nothing to do with the actions of individuals. Thats what we like to call ignorance.

        • cec

          actually when she said she wanted to be the worlds fattest woman an bunch of random people mailed her mcdonalds gift cards and stuff like that

        • banananah

          yup, it does. One bad apple can spoil a bunch. Stupid individuals lead stupid crowds (crowds are almost never clever) and BAM! You got yourself a hate wave!

          • scooterbump

            you just said, "hate wave" and "BAM" – therefore, everything else you said is irrelevant because we all now know that you're twelve years old…

            • banananah

              scooterbump likes girls! eeeeewwwww

    • assman

      chris, other countries look at American examples of cowardly, self loathing, no testicular fortitude having pathetic weasels like you and react with disgust…Americans look at you with disgust too.

    • sicsemper02

      Oh fuck you 1,000 times over. If you got off Huffington Post and actually traveled around a little bit you'd know better than to say stupid shit like that. The rest of the world doesn't look at us with disgust… but most people do look at college aged douchebags with arrogant superiority complexes like you with disgust. Fuck nut.

    • Justin

      LOL…you're right 😉 (says a Dutchman)

    • SadeShadz

      So Chris is a douche for stating his opinion? *sigh* I don't get it.

      • Dr FAP

        He wasn't stating his opinion, he was stating a "fact" that he made up. Big difference.

      • oldmanbingle

        No simpleton. He is not a douche for stating his opinion. He is a douche because his opinion is some spoonfed drivel he picked up from some weak spined self hating liberal morons.

        • SadeShadz

          Thanks for clearing that up asshole ^_^

    • Elan

      My first thought was a sarcastic "America, fuck yeah!"

      Since you came closest, I gave you a thumbs up. Seriously, only in America would someone aspire to be the world's fattest woman.

      • davo

        agreed. The USA is a pretty stupid fucking country. sorry guys, but you are dumbarses

        • Dr FAP

          Haters gonna Hate

    • MikeOverHere

      Bitch, please. Tell us which countries opinion of America we should care about. The virtual slave state of North Korea? Saudi Arabia (where only half the citizens live in virtual slavery)? Should we care what our fair-weather allies in Europe think? And while come up with this list of countries, tell us again how this woman makes people look down on us. Should American ban the UK from allowing them to marry? Should America shoot her? You, sir, are a douchebag. But I served so that you could be a douchebag. So, Chive on.

    • Yvette

      Yeah, I watched a video that just insulted America

  • http://Thechive.com Wade

    Please tell me they wont breed

    • aaaa

      I don't think you need to worry about that. He'll need 8 spatulas and a Sous Chef to find her vagina.

      • switch_24

        LOL! awesome comment xD

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      She already has 2 teenage sons. That's two times half-as-bad. In mathematics, it is expressed as follows:
      2(x/2)=NO!

    • joker

      I dont think they can.

    • Barry

      Instant gestational diabetes.

      • Stacey

        If she doesn't have it already.

    • http://twitter.com/JHay97 @JHay97

      well I was hungry for lunch…. not anymore

    • vindi

      Can't find the hole fuck a roll!!

      • Lovin' Fattys

        You just roll her ass in flour and find a wet spot to fuck her, easy.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          That's if she doesn't eat the flour.

          • That Canadian Guy

            LMFAO! Seriously I can't breath. LOL!

    • Kliph

      Don't worry, if they do she will eat the young

    • John Kenny

      HOW would they breed? The physics of it boggle the mind…

      • Bob

        Just think if she wanted to be on top!

    • Kec

      Best looking chivette in a long time.

    • Yo diggity

      No, but they will bread

    • LeonardoB

      He is going to get a barrow to ferry the shite away

    • kgizzle

      I think her ankles have testicles…

    • amber

      Usually women that weight become sterile, so even if he'd get his jizz up inside her, I doubt she could naturally concieve.

    • That Canadian Guy

      I'm not even sure Tommy Lee would be big enough to penetrate that…
      Yup just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

    • http://whatmovieshouldiwatch.wordpress.com/ mhuard5

      Breeding issues mercifully put aside, it boggles my mind that she is able to stand up with that kind of weight! How is she not stuck in a bed or one of those rascal scooters, extra wide of course

    • Randy

      They cant, its physically impossibruuuu.

  • Third

    Third

    • r@f

      I dont want to live in this planet anymore

    • Underbaker

      Actually looks like your second, so you even failed at that.
      <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-kSZFejBEcyo/Tt6bAsHzxVI/AAAAAAAAAvc/hi3h1uAXkHw/s1600/lego-sad-face.jpg&quot; width="100">

      • aaaa

        Just as you with contractions

        • Underbaker

          and with you for trying to play teacher on the play ground.

          • banananah

            and me for no reason, just like the real world!

          • http://matter.com Fkn Nick, Duh

            and you for not realizing both guys you're talking to are trolling and being baited like a total scrub.. fag

            • Underbaker

              Not baited, just playing along, if you don't feed them occasionally they will get real nasty. Guess no one fed you for awhile.

  • justsaying

    That is sickening!

    • Blake

      Yea, that guy is terrible…

      • Any body else

        I thought the dude was going to be a black guy.

        • Brutal Deluxe

          I thought he was going to be fucking kidding me

    • mid13

      this makes me want to develop an eating disorder.

      • Brutal Deluxe

        Ooh, which one? We can be barf buddies!

        • mid13

          Sounds good, I'm gonna need some motivation.

          • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

            I'm gonna stick the picture of her on the bed as my wallpaper for my motivation. -hurk-

  • Shakespeare

    Mine eyes smell onions

    • Bob

      Just threw up a little… and a little more…. I'm never eating again.

  • Anonymous

    Aaaaaa welfare. !

  • kirah

    and so it begins!!

  • Pangea250

    Oh my.

  • https://www.facebook.com/theadamsegal Adam Segal

    Assisted suicide

    • jenner1185

      My thought exactly

    • saltygary

      I was thinking murder, but suicide makes more sense. Very disturbing.

    • Ben

      Puts Jack Kevorkian to shame

    • DDD

      Leaving Las Vegas, food style….

      • Doc

        Leaving *The Buffets* of Las Vegas

    • Red

      She will be dead soon, not that anyone should care. There is no excuse, other than suicide.

    • jkg1856

      Hey, it's good to have goals, right?

  • chrisdg74

    I just threw up in my mouth a little.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      seriously, me too. Chive should've posted the burnt bras after this one. I guess I'll go back.

      • Guest

        This almost ruined the joy that Burnt Bras brought me…almost

    • JayVee

      i was going to post the exact same thing.

    • TheySeeMeChivin

      In some cultures, they only eat vomit. I've never been there, but I read about it… *in a book*

    • Red

      I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

      • tapsnapornap

        I just threw up and it came all the way out of my mouth

    • jmvp

      quick swallow it or else she will!!!!!

    • Evelyn

      *a lot

  • Sterling

    this should be a confidence boost for the moderate fatties I guess.

    • DuckDitch

      yes..,yes it is

  • thaomeow

    That is so gross. Ugh.

    • Jawbone

      Oh, honey, have you looked in a mirror? You're very ugly too.

      • Guest

        Shut up dumbass. Shes kinda hot

      • Gnawbone

        Absolutely agree

      • Adam

        I third that! MOAR thaomeow!!!! STFU Jawbone!! No one wants to read your blatant masking of your homosexuality!

      • thaomeow

        Thanks, dickface. Posting something rude anonymously on an internet messageboard makes you quite the badass.

        • LucretiusCarus

          Yeah, f that guy. You're a cutie.

          • thaomeow

            Thank you. And thanks to the other fellas who decided to stand up for me even though I didn't ask for it, you guys are the true Chivers. 🙂

            • LucretiusCarus

              True chiver? Maybe. I just like cute girls. Don't get to thinking I'm too nice or any of that 😛

              • thaomeow

                Lol. Fair enough.

                • LucretiusCarus

                  Fairness is all we can ask. Enjoy your evening and Chive On.

                  • Devin_Medrano

                    I love your profile pic, King Crimson FTW

                    • LucretiusCarus

                      Thanks, sir. Always good to find another Crimhead.

    • Devin_Medrano

      Yeah right Jawbone, you ass clown, she's pretty damn cute, the hippopotamus on the other hand should be ashamed of herself, what kind of example is she setting for her sons?

  • Guest

    Ew…

  • betty boop

    MCQUILLING EMPLOYEES – why you no wash your hands after you pee

    • Employed...kinda

      Are you guys hiring? If I'm going to be under-employed, I may as well enjoy it.

  • Ralph

    She makes 2 week proposal girl look very sane.

    • Barry

      No she does not. Both degrees of crazy are of similar magnitude but different directions. Its physics

    • assman

      not gonna lie though, I would still totally bone 2 weeks crazy proposal girl…..I would have said yes, banged her out furiously in a back room and then, off camera, sat her down when she is all docile from the banging and explained to her that she is jumping the gun a bit.

  • SaltLakeChiver

    What is this I don't even…

  • SC10

    Mind the gap!

    • mercurialcj

      Hahahaha, ew.

    • Kodo

      I JUST HAD LUNCH! Urrghhhhabblleeehhh

    • http://www.facebook.com/bbqsauce Mat Doak

      Mind the chasm

    • TheySeeMeChivin

      So many gaps to mind!!!

    • socalmarti

      You win at chiving today!!!

    • Brutal Deluxe

      Who filled in the gap with butter and ham?

    • thedude325

      Mind the kankles. I don't think that word is strong enough to accurately describe what she has….

    • http://dinkus.blog.com Emzilla

      FIND the gap, you mean?

      • KHfan4evr

        Actually.. it's more like WHAT gap?? XD

    • Kyle

      sorry its been filled

  • http://Www.cupcakesbymartha.com Martha

    Why would you post this at lunch time chive???

    • nnn

      why would they post this after burn ur bra? my cock is confused

  • O_o

    kill it, KILL IT WITH FIRE!

    • Vanderknocker

      It would burn like a tire heap

    • reebus

      kill it before it lays eggs!!

    • beer

      Kill it with fries.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1009660396 Jon Bingham

      Good call.

    • MattE

      Mmmmmmm Bacon!

  • Lubbockguy22

    Anyone else think that breakfast looks amazing? Kind of jealous of her….

  • darsh

    she reminds me of peter griffin without bones.

    • Ivy

      Darsh for the win!

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol I JUST watched that episode so I know exactly what you're talking about! 😛

  • veestan

    maybe she should try some of that mini-food you posted earlier…

  • Fahqu

    I understand beauty is in the eye of the beholder but human vision has its limitations.

    I have to say that breakfast he's shoveling for her looks really good right now.

    • Shazam

      This is a beholder. The saying makes sense…
      http://images.wikia.com/forgottenrealms/images/6/

    • http://www.outtalineracing.com tongystunter

      you left out the er in beerholder…

    • bob

      To each his own I guess but my first reaction was "dude if you wanted someone to love you cause you feed it, get a dog"

  • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

    "model for SSBBW (supersized big beautiful women) websites "

    This alone is reason enough to flee the planet.

    • mayertardby

      No, the planet is fine, no reason to flee. There is, however, reason to give eugenics a second thought…

      • banananah

        or to remove safety labels. Stupid people would die out!

    • Stuck

      We can't…we're caught in her gravitational pull.

    • Tom

      its called natural selection…its finds its ways, sometimes sooner, sometimes later

      • Jesus

        Yes, but we're suffering through this crap NOW! Goddamn it Darwin, did you ever consider this would happen??? Or Jersey Shore??? Or fucking hipsters???

      • josh

        Welfare – delaying natural selection since 1932

  • Spiderpig615

    He is feeding her to death….literally.

    • that_ALBANIAN_guy

      At least we can all concur that he is an extremely good chef. Either that, or she'll eat anything.

      Hmm. I just contradicted myself.

    • HUH?

      there arent enough therapists in the world to fix those 2. very sad.

    • RayBoogs

      good

    • Maytrix

      She's probably not going to live very long anyway carrying that kind of weight.

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