What can I say, girl likes herself some carrots (16 Photos)

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  • hump

    Less carrots, more hump.

  • jshtn


    • Ray

      And still a loser….strange I know but that's the way it is.

    • Seth_Michaels

      Way to go, jshtn! You did it!

    • etcrr

      find her!!! moar!!! #2 really hot #6 great legs

    • Jdazz

      When I have a kid, it's unfortunate that I have to add to his life lessons by saying, "And son, if you happen to be first on a response forum, don't say, 'first!' that's what douchebags do…"

  • João Pinto

    Ahahah everyone has weird things they like I guess…

  • Lol


  • Anonymous


    What’s up, doc?

  • andy candy

    sooo i guess ill just ask what everyone else is wondering…how many times has she been intimate with a carrot??

    • Wrenchs10

      You were not the only one

      • Woody

        That's what he was implying when he wrote "what everyone else is wondering"…..you muppet

        • Mr Schneebly


          • lavmdmv


    • Tony

      I would guess about 33 times look at this lady…

    • Ectrr

      I bet she puts carrots on her vagina!

      • http://twitter.com/brewdub17 @brewdub17

        You don't say?!

      • etcrr

        shut up you are not me cause you dont' have a rank by your name…what a vagina?

  • no thx


  • Woody

    Carrot creep

  • Anonymous

    What the

  • passwordistaco

    #10 And a carrot top kid, she must've creamed herself immediately after birth.

    • bob_the_cook

      yeah, or did she dye his hair? or wash it with carrot juice?

    • windowlicker

      He looks like that little bastard Sam from "Diff'rent Strokes" after it jumped the shark.

    • PR151

      Fathered by a carrot

  • thor44

    first yo ho wammmmo

    • Seth_Michaels

      Good effort, thor44. Good luck on your next try!

  • Anonymous

    orange you glad I didn’t say first?

  • BigPup

    Ahhhhhh yes I can see it now. Nice quite night, candles, hot bubble bath, soft music, and a freshly peeled carrot… The memories almost make themselves.

    • jpadawan

      My mind must be washed of the thoughts you just implanted.

  • Anonymous

    I would like a small glass of carrot juice…
    We dont have that here….
    Then I will have nothing

  • Martin_McFly

    The Fuck?

    • I_Love_You_

      probably, there is enough of them..

  • whyme1973

    That is just a little creepy. And by a little, I mean a lot.

  • Couvs

    all I can say is yikes…..

  • Carrot top

    She can pull my carrot anyday!

    • The Pict

      I see what you did there, but it's still creepy.

  • Bryan

    I'm surprised she is not orange herself for eating so many carrots. also i'm surprised she didn't marry a carrot. kinda like the guy who married the mannequins the other week

  • bob_the_cook

    so the Zizi salad is first serve, first come?

  • Woodrowrules

    That's just creepy

  • Underbaker

    #1 You would think being that devoted to carrots she would have died her hair green or orange.

    • I_Love_You_

      that's just bananas 😉

    • etcrr

      Isn't it enough she has all those carrot tats? Holy crap

  • Shar11

    glad she's not my mom…..

  • http://twitter.com/danieljillm @danieljillm

    In other news…ain't shit goin on over here either_

  • Anonymous

    This lady is nuttier than squirrel turds.

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