Darwin’s exceptions (33 Photos)

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  • Beau mc fag pants

    First

    • Douche

      First Reply!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • SomethingClever

      Found another exception…

    • Kbs

      Beau mc fag pants wets the bed……

    • Puzzled

      Why did firsting make such a big comeback?

    • Doc

      Die in a fire.

  • MICHAEL

    #27 I remember what it feels like to get kicked out of Kings of Leon

    • Doc

      Can't tell if hipster or pedophile.

      • Dumbeaner

        Pedohipsters, pedophiling before it was cool…… wait, shit

        • Charger McTats

          Fuck pedohipsters & pedophiles. Fuck them to death.*

          Charger McTats for President 2012

          *Except children. Children should not fuck them.

    • MonkeyMadness

      Howard Sprague goes hipster in the new millenium.

    • Truth

      That guy is awesome – 'Stache and long longs of hair!

  • Julie

    #5 hahhahahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha thats fucking beautiful

    • hark1985

      You;re fucking beautiful!

      • Julie

        well thanks 🙂

        • Janet

          Whore

          • Martin_McFly

            Aweeeee… Janet not get the compliment so she has to express her sadness through insulting others?? aweee… poor little baby

            • Work Drugs

              No. Not poor little baby. Janet is a whore.

        • Devin_Medrano

          #2 is probably Janet

      • sfb101

        YOU'RE

      • pmtip

        And, I am sure, beautiful fucking as well! My marriage proposal still holds.

    • Trav1121

      He believes in nothing… except God, apparently. smh

    • StormChaser

      Chive, you're seriously not getting this, are you? It's a play on words…

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    I didn't think it could get more disturbing than the celebrities with facial hair, and then there was this.

    • hark1985

      That shit had me on the floor all day

  • whyme1973

    #2 #9 #17 #24 KILL THEM WITH FIRE!!!

    • Cmmon

      You forgot #30

    • Ken

      Don't kill #2 with fire until after I plow her!

      • Work Drugs

        With a snow plow truck?

    • Mikey

      I'm pretty sure #17 is John C. Reilly.

    • Kenia

      To each their own man. Lets just KC&CO!

    • Jonny

      I wonder if anyone listens when the body mod guys walk in a room saying "hey I have a good idea"

  • KeepCalmDriveOn

    #15 Virginity is in defense mode.

    • YuGiHo

      The heart of the cards can't grant him woman.

  • 350Zguy

    #2 soon…

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      "I'm about to rock your world…."

    • pmtip

      Survival of the fattest?

  • thaomeow

    #26, is that Leslie?! He was the definition of keeping Austin weird… may he RIP. But this entire post makes me question life.

    • LooWho?

      it IS Leslie indeed…. in earlier days. If he were an exception to Darwin, wouldn't he still be strutting in a thong and bra?? Another local Austinite posted is #19, who calls himself the Enigma. No Darwin exceptions here, just fahkeeng weirdos!

      • McQueen

        RIP Leslie!! you will always be the honorary mayor of Austin!!

      • Brady

        I have not see the Enigma yet…and I'm ok with that. YNN did a nice job reporting Leslie's impact in Austin…RIP

    • Dalton

      its paula!

    • http://www.facebook.com/amgerbozy Anna Gerbozy

      Lesliiieee! loved running into him on 6th.

    • Dustin

      A little weird is good, though some of these people have different definitions of 'a little'.

    • Austinite

      It is Leslie! If he was one of Darwin's exceptions, he wouldn't have made it to old age. RIP Leslie.

    • OB CHIVER

      Leslie was the shit. RIP and he will forever be known as the real mayor of Austin. Keep Austin Weird.

    • TXSolja

      That sure is Leslie. Respect.

    • manny

      Thats leslie alright…r.i.p.

    • br69

      Ahh, what happened to Leslie? I moved away from Austin years ago and didn't know he died.

    • Jawbone

      Judging from your photo, you could be right in there.

  • Master_Rahl

    #9 He must have no problems flossing

  • jmdmn

    #20 is not skilled in the ways of Photoshop

    • mrclint

      He is so strong that even reality bends for him

    • ChelseaRules

      It's unfortunate to have that kind of body, but to photoshop yourself to make it look like you have that body? Why?

    • jws

      thats what the juice will do for ya

    • Alpha0010

      Everyone needs bulging armpits.

  • Csquaredapparel

    #2 soon….

  • weed ninja

    #23 No matter how hard u try you'll nvr be as cool as this guy-

    • SquirePete

      Wasn't he part of Shalamar?

    • JHL1

      This is why kids today think that the 80's sucked.

      • floppydisk

        no, it's because the 80's sucked

    • haroldcat

      his name is Paris by Night, Vietnamese singer.

      • SquarePeg

        Sorry, but I have to correct you on this one. His name is Tuan Anh, and is a well-known singer in the Vietnamese community. My parents used to listen to his music back in the early 80s and 90s. Paris By Night is a musical variety show that showcases talented singers.

      • Wookie

        Square Peg is correct. My mother use to watch him. I actually remember this guy… wow, I was 7 the last time I saw this guy.

  • drbman

    #12 who cares look at that rack!

    • Boobs4theWIN

      NO! We must care… That's how they win, getting hotties with huge tits to destract us… We must seek out all the paint brush heads and kill it with FIRE!

  • Blake

    #30 can touch his brain with his pinky

    • Jay

      Has to find it first.

      • Roadgypsy247

        and it goes right out the other side of his head without touching aything

        • skepticalbeliever

          so that he can put a ring in that too

    • cinderelly

      How the hell does he blow is nose? Eew.

    • Mike

      and wonders why he cant get a JOB

      • Smitty

        Doesn't need one, he is the 99%

  • Stressssed

    Arrrggghhhhh! I cannot tell who is the biggest freak!

  • Gumbo

    #26
    Rip Leslie

    • Jen

      he's got great tits!

    • Lakewoody

      RIP – what a great guy!

  • Master_Rahl

    #13 Max Headroom? #19 He looks puzzled (groan… SOME one had to say it) #16 Ai ai ai (get it… ai = eye, nevermind that's worse than the puzzle joke)

    • Moony

      And yet..you shared both with us
      .

      • Master_Rahl

        you gotta let the crazy out sometimes, or else it does bad things to ones mind o_O

        • lonin

          Master Rahl guide us. Master Rahl teach us. Master Rahl protect us. In your light we thrive. In your mercy we are sheltered. In your wisdom we are humbled. We live only to serve. Our lives are yours.

  • Vent187

    #12 nice choice you stupid chick

  • justabill

    #25 Donkeylips?

    • Guest

      thanks a lot man. couldn't wait to come to comments and make my awesome donkey lips reference til you beat me to it.

    • downfall616

      i think thats the son of my ex boss

    • Evan

      I couldn't eat it, so I wore it as a hat.

    • Nargon

      don't mock the tin man!

  • Hap

    I feel almost normal now!

  • Rolo Tomasi

    Looking at this just makes me feel…normal!

  • Mad_Hittman

    #32 LOL Sauron got fat a bit

    • Underbaker

      One does not simp… oh fuck that… Run away! Run away!

    • ChelseaRules

      I would totally be friends with this person.

  • Me..

    #11 Dahmmm gurrl! Where you get dat weave?

    • Joe Black

      ohhhh damn gurl!!!! don't be insecure girl…own that ponytail, work that up doe

    • JLay

      Eye see what she did there.

  • MrScalabrine

    #21 #27 Some evidence why women should stay in the kitchen!

    • MrScalabrine

      #28

    • Tor

      not sure I want #27 in my kitchen…

  • motherjugs

    #26 RIP Leslie

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