Your mind: blown. (35 photos)

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  • DemoPenguin

    #33 i know tons of people smoke / like smokers, but a girl that smokes is not attractive to me.

    • Thorrior

      She's not smokin cigs

    • JerseyMatt

      looka likes she's in science class next to an experiment that is causing the fog. Either that or she's by a fog machine.

    • Ezzy

      I started to smoke in order to stop losers from coming to talk to me. It only works about 85%, but it does work. Don't know why cloves intimidate losers, but glad they do.

  • MICHAEL

    #22 Hadouken !!!

    • Lev

      Kid on the left is clearly doing the Sagat knee.

      • MICHAEL

        I know, but Hadouken sounds way cooler than Sagat Knee

      • Xor

        Ryu and Ken do have a knee kick which looks exactly like that.

    • negative nancy

      You're first.

    • Theresa

      Flawless victory.

  • rsjem1979

    #1

    No way! I thought they actually sawed a woman in half! You're going to get kicked out of the Magician's alliance now.

    • seasidegirl24

      My first thought was "Why are there girls in those pianos?"
      I know, I'm an idiot.

    • davidv

      we demand to be taken seriously

    • Kyle

      This isn't going to look good for the alliance

      • Alan Garner

        GOB!!!

      • Anomanom

        They appear to be positioned so that the magician can readily shag them when he's done.

  • Robert

    #6…

    Damnit…. Well played.

    • Katie

      I guessed green red yellow green blue yellow. It's actually blue red yellow blue green red.

    • Mike

      i got none of them right

    • Jason

      I enjoy my privacy, haven't been to Google in, geez, well over a year probably. If it wasn't for YouTube I wouldnt have a Google account at all.

      • Tankus

        I don't get it, because you make some searches online you're privacy is at risk?

    • CJ Garcia

      Jokes on you, I'm colorblind.

      • Y U NO SEE COLOR

        same here fuck google it always looks the same

    • llano2

      Who cares.

  • badmatty

    #4 is a damned riot. Love it!

    • Mike

      probably the best thing i've learned today

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      I'm not bashing boobs or the joke because one of those things is unacceptable in public but the side view is like weird abdomen boobs. A "p" may have worked better because Boop is the sound I make when I poke boobs which again unacceptable in public

      • http://www.facebook.com/philip.alvarez1 Philip Alvarez

        seriously dude?

        • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

          Yes totally *sarcasm*

  • KDawg

    #28
    Mind not blown..same thing as the Bay Bridge tunnel in Baltimore

    • otp

      The Bay Bridge tunnel in Baltimore..connects Denmark and Sweden my mind is blown!!

    • 3minutes

      Not in Baltimore, but the 'Merica one has been there for almost 50 years.
      http://www.cbbt.com/history.html

    • Rob

      Sirs that is the Chesepeake Bay Bridge

    • Biggus Diccus

      Hampton Roads bridge tunnel as well.

      • Jaybanks9

        And monitor merrimac, downtown and midtown tunnel. That's four within 30 miles of each other. Kdawg the Chesapeake bay bridge tunnel is not in Baltimore. Not even Maryland

    • Will

      looks EXACTLY like the Monitor/Merrimack in Virgina as well, ships in the background and all

    • Mistah Knowitahll

      Yeah, that's not the bridge connecting Sweden and Denmark. That bridge is simply a bridge – no tunnel.

    • tmf

      Try the Monitor Merrimack Bridge Tunnel in Newport News VA, you can see the coal yard and ship yard on left side.

      • john

        Yeah, that's the M&M Bridge Tunnel in Newport News, VA. I should know, I live here.

    • Angela

      You mean the Harbor Tunnel.

  • Mikeg01sf

    SONIC BOOM,,,,

    • DRPOOP

      SONIC BALLS IN YOUR MOUTH

  • blahblahblah

    #28 the Chesapeake Bay bridge tunnel does the same thing…

    • Mike

      That IS the Chesapeake Bay Bridge & Tunnel.

    • steve

      This is a photo of the Chesapeake Tunnel on Interstate 664.

      • Mike

        Actually this is the Monitor Merrimack Bridge Tunnel in Newport news, Va.

        • rcjaos

          Monitor-Merrimac Memorial Bridge-Tunnel……..agreed.

          • steve

            well I didn't have the name but I got the interstate correct…geez

          • Krauter

            AHA – you all can´t read the text under this picture?
            #28

            • neuterscooter

              we did, the only reason we're pointing it out is because the caption is wrong.

              • mrselfdizstruct

                This needs to get fixed. Chive fix this now.

                • Garvey

                  fingers crossed for no tsunami or these drivers are gonna be moist

    • Spelling Police

      The caption and google searches say this is The Oresund Bridge-Tunnel.

    • Smitty

      Twice, in fact. There are two tunnel segments.

  • whyme1973

    #1 I have one of those in my basement.
    #5 That is very cool.

    • Robert

      You have two women in boxes in your basement?

      • negative nancy

        yeah, that's clearly what he meant Einstein.

    • Frank

      Someone should check the expiry date on that iris. Shit looks nasty.

    • Joe

      I have an actual chick that I sawed in half in my basement so HA!

  • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

    #8 I actually think the creator got them all wrong. My answers are way more fun.

    • Trav1121

      Reminds me of that 'Things You Hate' South Park. XD

    • Swaff

      i dont wanna thumbs you up cause its at 69 and it should be left there

  • jim

    #10 Go hang a salami I'm a lasagna hog.

    • Unfkngblvbl

      well played

    • Mike

      Nurse, I spy gypsies. Run!

      • abakala

        Do geese see god.

      • one2three

        Mr. Owl ate my metal worm

    • malcolm

      Sit on a potato pan Otis

    • ewdeziel

      Ten animals I slam in a net

    • Kilgore Trout

      A man, a plan, a canal, Panama.

    • benbobbins

      race car

    • Holmespump

      tit

    • palindromesrfun

      never odd or even

  • Yo Yo Ma

    #28 I don't believe that one.

    • Yo Yo Ma

      ok, I do believe!

    • KBull

      Thats the chesapeake bay bridge

      • Katie

        No its not

      • http://www.facebook.com/joshua.holliday Joshua Lee Holliday

        Its the Monitor Merrimac Bridge Tunnel connecting Suffolk and Newport News, VA. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge is I believe 2 bridges over, which is the one you have to pay a toll for.

        • Jaybanks9

          It's the monitor merrimac. Youre right. Cbb is much bigger

    • Jon

      as a danish person I can confirm that this is not the Øresundsbron which connects Denmark and Sweden – Although the bridge connecting Denmark and Sweden is half bridge half tunnel as the one pictured.

    • aeropocalypse

      Because it's sort of false. It's true that both the øresund bridge is partially submerged, partially proper bridge, but this particular picture is of the chesapeake bay bridge tunnel.

  • mrika

    #17
    False

    • Katie

      You are correct. Baby was played by the Saunders Triplets, Albus is played by Arthur Bowen.

      • https://www.facebook.com/jeff.deboer Jeff DeBoer

        Arthur Bowen was 3 when the first movie came out (according to his IMDB page).

    • negative nancy

      shut the fuck up know it all.

      • afewlittletrysts

        I believe the correct response was
        "Shut up, Hermione"

      • mrika

        My job here is done.

  • Mr. Mackle

    The Ken and Ryu pic is one of the coolest things Ive seen in like 3 hours.

  • Kelowna Chiver

    #3 blew my mind!!

    • derp

      Why? It's just a really big monopoly board… unless I am missing something?

  • Kevin

    Egg Art = EPIC!!!!
    Always wondered how the hell people did it.

  • rivndellelf

    #28 is totally the Hampton Roads Bridge Tunnel in the Hampton Roads area of Virginia. There IS a bridge tunnel connecting Denmark and Sweden apparently, but that isn't a picture of it. :/

    • steve

      You sir are correct.

    • KBull

      Thats the chesapeake bay bridge.

      • Katie

        No it's not, the Chesapeake Bay Bridge (also knows as the Bay Bridge) does not go under water. The Chesapeake Bay Bridge-Tunel does goes under water, but that is not it.

    • jba0127

      It's the Monitor Merrimac Bridge tunnel in Hampton Roads, Newport News Shipbuilding is at the top left corner.

    • Mike

      Actually it is the monitor merrimack Bridge Tunnel in Newport news, VA

    • Karlo

      I can't say what bridge/tunnel this is, but as a Dane what I can tell you is that this is not the bridge linking together Denmark and Sweden 🙂

    • JLD

      I agree it is the MMBT on I 664. I commuted over that thing for two years .

    • Jake

      You are right, see it daily from where i live and his is not the Denmark – Sweden bridge

      Here is a picture of the right one
      http://static.panoramio.com/photos/original/10548

  • Oli

    #14 haha thats great

    • dexturrr

      from The Onion though

    • negative nancy

      oh yeah.. so great, throw you in the ocean for 12 hours and see how fucking genius you are.

      • Anon

        Luckily for me I can swim so I'll still be just as smart 🙂

    • Rider

      Ahhh, did anyone else read the other two titles, what kind of retarded paper is this???

      • Andrew

        It's the Onion (Fake news website). They do a print version in addition to their website. You can read all articles online, the metric one is quite amusing.

  • coinbank

    #4 shouldn't it be "Boop" then?

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      only if she has no neck

    • Unfkngblvbl

      not if they're older

    • badmatty

      think "headstand"

  • AllanA

    #4 I LOVE BOOBS!

    #22 Round 1….FIGHT!

  • Zach

    #23 wow those people are so tiny! Never seen such a small group of people!

  • Vent187

    #33 MOAR

    • http://www.facebook.com/baby.jay.79 Jason E. Williams

      Very sexy 🙂 MOAR!!!!

    • Biggus Diccus

      I'll take a shotgun hit from that anytime

    • Ben

      amanduhholmes.tumblr.com

    • http://www.facebook.com/philip.alvarez1 Philip Alvarez

      some dudes get turned on by anything, forever alone

  • Chris

    #17 isn't true at all.

    • HarryBlotter

      but just IMAGINE if it was Chris! THAT'S the fun part!

  • ThatGuy

    # 1

    Yeah, if you're doing magic on easy mode. Pussy.

    • ThatGuy

      #1

  • Unfkngblvbl

    #15 I bet that took awhile.

    • GI Joe

      That little fucking kid from Family Circus was there wasn't he???

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