Daily Afternoon Randomness (52 Photos)

  • lylsmorr

    #6 is amazing. Wish I could have seen it

    • http://www.youtube.com/user/ADHDavenger13?feature=mhsn Firefighter23

      Shuttle looks a little beat but only because it helped America master Earth's orbit!

    • Trav1121

      Seen it! … in 'Superman Returns'.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=654840083 Mike

      great, as if I didnt have all my friends back home post this on facebook. I know have to have it rubbed in my face again that im not there 😦

      • TheAutomaticMan

        Apparently some time in the near future, they're having some big shindig in Chantilly, VA for the 2 shuttles. Wish i could have been there too, shit is all over facebook.

        • guest

          i went out on my roof while at work, it was maybe 400 feet away in the air…i work right next to dulles…it was so big it should never be in the air

        • one_word_dave

          today they will be nose to nose on the tarmak, i work right next door to dullas and this was some really cool shit!

          • TheAutomaticMan

            Yeah, that might be what i heard…… sounds kinda gay…. tips touching and what not….

    • Ryan

      saw it in the air, took the next exit and drove to Dulles….it.was.awesome!!!!

    • gusto

      Makes me proud and sad at the same time. Where is the next space shuttle?!

    • Matt

      I have a lot more plus video post if you want MOAR I will send them if there is interest.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      That sounds like some meaningless shit etcrr would say.

      – Fan testimonial: "You are a comedic genius Paula. It's really just that simple. 🙂 – LG"

      • etcrr

        The only way you could be any dumber would be to put a dunce hat on you and put you in a corner facing the wall

        • Bon_nie

          Stan, you make me moist.

    • Anomanom

      Did they have to give it a patdown?

    • its_forge

      Back when I was in less frightening physical shape I yoosta go to the clothing-optional beach at Canaveral National Seashore where Kennedy Space Center is. One day I hear a plane go by and look up and there hanging in the sky like it's no big deal is the Columbia. It was completely awesome. Also awesome were the 40-50 nude women who stood up right in front of me to get a better look at it too.

    • skinger

      Maybe the space shuttle is humping the 747 to give birth to the next generation of spaceship?

    • John

      Watched it fly over from next to the Washington monument. Coolest thing I've seen in a long time.

    • Justin

      Flew right over my house in a holding pattern like 4 or 5 times.

    • SpeichH

      Didn't this go poorly in Superman?

    • Jake

      Endeavour will land at LAX early next year and driven on a truck through the streets of LA from the airport to the California Science Center. I can't tell you how much I'm looking forward to it.

    • Dan

      Taxpayer funded joyrides do not deserve praise. Landing on the moon was an accomplishment, if we really even did that. This is a colossal waste of money, undeniably true no matter what your political stance. Shuttle=FAIL.

      • Kodos

        shaddap asshole

      • Buford_Justice

        NASA and the shuttle do alot more then you think, they dont only create technologies that we all benefit from but shape and inspire peoples minds. And that is one of the best things I can think of to spend my taxes on…

      • factsareawesome

        only taxpayers didnt pay it. the museums who are getting them did.

    • John Doe

      Very odd that Houston didn't get one. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

      • Intellect1618

        If they wanted people to see the shuttle they wouldn't have chosen Houston. Born and raised in DC, I deal with hordes of tourists here on a daily basis.
        The Air and Space Museum was the most frequented museum in the world in '10 and '11. It's only fitting they'd place Discovery 15 minutes from the National Mall.

  • Julie

    #40 makes me cringe because it hits way too close to home

    • Travis

      Home = forehead?

      • Julie


    • truthBtold

      Because in reality u look like the fat kid and not the cute girl in the profile pic?

    • Attaxia

      You live near here ?

  • oren

    #50, #52

    Please make Jordan Chivette of the Week. Thank you.


    This many thumbs —————>

    • Trav1121

      Seconded! Motion passed!

      • F3n1x187

        Third!! Get to it chive!!!!

        • Semper Fi


    • sdawson22

      I second that!

    • I_am_golf_c0m

      skee skee Jordan … skee skee!

    • Kowabunga

      Jordan is hot and her desktop is pretty funny.

      • Aaron

        Plus the Mustang.

        • Lostthegame

          You noticed that too. I think we both failed the gay test.

          • TeddyP

            Damn you! I had gone so long without losing the game until I read your comment

    • Kodos

      This MUST be done.

      It SHALL come to pass….

    • Tulip


    • Far a

      Right meow

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Not the same girl dumbass!! Just the same name.

      – Fan testimonial: "Paula your infamy is outstanding. I remember back in the days before you plagued the comment section of just reading boring opinions, much like my post now. Honestly, your baiting of the stupid and chive-specific trolling (as opposed to cheap shots like "The Chivery" always attempts) is priceless."

      • Vee

        Don't care, still cute… hell fine, make a Chivettes of the week – Pretty girls named Jordan edition.

        • duds

          it's the same girl!

          • Vee

            I know, but just gotta let the troll know you don't care 🙂

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              Replying is caring ❤

              – the one you love to hate

    • MissKrys

      Agreed! This girl is gorgeous 🙂

    • chivesucksnow

      I bet the message is Photoshopped and this girl has no idea bout this lame website.

    • BigRedEye

      She is one of the sexiest I've ever seen.
      Very beautiful !
      MOARRRR !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=513435900 Timothy Gleason

      DO IT!!!!

    • Kilgore Trout


    • duds

      I have to agree with this. Chive he did say please!!!

    • Matt


    • The Commish

      DEAR GAWD!!! I agree with the above posters and the 700+ who have thumb-uped this comment. Chivette of the week status is MANDATORY!! Pleeeeeeeeeezzzzzzzzze??????

    • Esr0d

      I think I've seen her picture #52 around here somewhere. If I'm correct, her husband or boyfriend is currently deployed to Afghanistan. It's going to be tedious to find that post to confirm, however.

      • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=500079962 William Jones

        Not with the power of google, she was in the find her post on 19 March.

    • Drew

      But wait her screen says she has balls.. Step lightly with this one.

    • stev

      looks like she works at a Ford dealership in Michigan

    • Drew

      Agreed! She is gorgeous!

    • Erik

      I 29th that!

    • SpacemanSpiff

      Am I late for the thumbs up train? #50

    • Always Last

      Cute girl but, I know the gay test ribs will start, she uses Explorer!!!!???? Who uses Explorer other than retards????

  • bones

    #18 Awesome

    • gusto

      That is a really weird way to tie his boots. Once or twice around is enough without braiding it too.

      • Guest

        It's not braided, it's the "bunny ears" tucked around so they don't flap about.

    • Joepublic

      It's because he/she is in the air force and they don't actually have to do any real walking/work.

      • Intellect1618

        12 years in the USAF, all flightline (Weapons specialists on F-16's, A-10's and last two years on F-22's). I'd go into detail about how wrong you are but I've found it pointless to lecture complete idiots.

    • Sarah

      I was looking for something funny and this totally made me tear up awwwwww.

  • ben

    I'd hit it

  • st33

    Mother of….

    • AssClown

      Well actually, Lucy Pinder isn't a mother (yet). But don't feel bad for thinking so, besides, with those big knockers anyone would've thought so.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Nice milkshakes

      • Hung Lo

        I wonder if they bring all the boys to her yard?

        • Hippanonymous

          I'd come to her yard…

    • Guest

      strange straw!

      • chucklesclown

        It looks like there are just two straws in there and she's pulling hers up higher. I thought it looked odd at first too, but then again, I wasn't really focusing on the drinking implement.

    • Barry McKokkinner

      that is just too damn hot!

  • Bobby M


    Wow. Wish I had a girl Like this

    • ttyl hef

      Is that the coast guard wife again?
      If so – now you are just rubbing it in. (I like rubbing)

      • gecko

        girls are so insecure- if they're attached they always talk about their boyfriend or their husband and if they're not they're just talking about the guy who dumped them. Heads up ladies, we don't give a fuck. We just want to see your ass. Sincerely, all men

    • Ray

      I'm glad I do.

      • RaysDad

        Sure "Ray" – pics of GTFO

        • NotJHL1

          Sure "RaysDad" – pics of you with little Ray or GTFO
          (noticed how I spelled "or" with an 'r'?)

    • Dr. Fap

      That is a real woman!! Look how soft she looks and those curves…I bet her skin feels like silk.

      • Bud

        Careful dude… dancin' on the edge of creepy there.

        • Drew

          With a name like Dr. Fap, I think he already fell of

          • admitit

            He is an average chiver ,all the nerds/chivers are thinking the same think.

        • Dr. Fapenstein

          Creepy yet honest.

        • JHL1

          Trust him, he's a doctor.

      • ChaseTheWalker

        As opposed to an imaginary woman?

      • Ched

        "It rubs the lotion on its skin"

    • Biggus Diccus

      I wish I had a girl ;… (

    • Adam

      #15 Good god just an amazingly hot Coastie wife I'm really envious of my brother in arms.

      SEMPER PARATUS indeed.

      I feel bad for your husband in one way if he is on cutter being out at sea away from you for months on end that must be torture for him.

      • Robert

        I wonder if he'd share??? I want some.

    • olly

      holy mother of god 😀

    • jeff donuts

      guarantee this guy fucks it up one day . they always do. get over the fucking lust and be committed to one girl for the REST OF YOUR LIFE not just for a couple of years until ur bored of her

      • Bud

        WTF? Sounds like you have a troubled past there jeff.

      • jjj

        thats a terrible idea jeff.

        • jeff donuts

          Oh I'm sorry I didn't know guys these days were so committed to 30 -40 year relationships

    • dedicated

      Whores gonna whore.

    • http://twitter.com/pezatsea @pezatsea

      I love Coasties. You're doin' it right!

    • GayChiver

      Bobby and the rest of you guys – come to my house, I will put on a wig, throw some Chives on my bed (to make it romantic) and jerk all of y'all off.

      Who's "up" first?

      • bob

        Bitch needs to buy a camera.

    • menotyou

      Ok but not that hot

  • the_mike

    #13 Nailed it!

    • Trav1121

      Some stars really let themselves go after the film is wrapped. 😦

    • VedHead77

      You did? Which one?

      • VedHead77

        See what I did there??

      • the_mike

        The chick, the dude held the camera.

    • Tomas

      They don't call it "ComicCon" for nothin'. xD

      • Tomas

        oops… wrong post. 😡

  • Nickincollege

    #13 Nailed it.

    • the_mike

      I told you to use an exclamation point. We'll try again tomorrow!

      • Nickincollege

        Sorry, I'll get it next time.

    • allenpail

      Nailed it?

      • RBBBO

        I bet you guys wants to nail that girl in the bottom pic.

        • the_mike

          Beauty is a light switch away young padawan.

          • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

            There is no night dark enough….

        • thedude325

          You spelled man wrong

      • Insnsprtn

        ¡¿Nailed It?!

  • DJQuantuM00

    #11 I would take all day!

    • AboutGorramTime

      Me too, I love milkshakes!

    • jun

      And she would be bored after 2 min. Good effort though.

    • Bud

      Take her? Like kidnap?

  • Jason Dean

    #6 -the end of an era. Goodbye, Space Shuttle.

    • Owen Smithers

      Don't worry, we've replaced it with…… well….. At least we're good buddies with Russians.

      • pretty smile

        Embrace Space X people. It's coming soon.

        • Owen Smithers

          I like the idea of privately funded space activities, but I sure don't like this middle period where we have to rely on Russia.

    • Buford_Justice

      We need some NASA galleries

  • DB Conor

    #1 Is that a fully operational book station?

    • Owen Smithers

      Snap! I chuckled….

    • Kodos

      well, clearly the deflector shield is deactivated.

      good one!

      • JBinNC

        I'm afraid the deflector shields will be quite operational when your friends arrive.

        • JHL1

          I'm not getting a reading of the shields up or down.

          • parkatola

            It's a trap!

  • Whoopi_G

    #39 Gorgeous. I wouldn't mind seeing some MOAR!

    • ben


      • Dave

        One of the most beautiful women I've ever seen. Ever.

    • @BuckeyeEmpire

      chivettes are getting hotter by the day

    • b-herb

      Clean your fucking bathroom

      • HatBomb

        Do you really fucking care about the clothes on the floor in her bathroom? If she hadn't take them off, this picture would not be as awesome.

        • Biggus Diccus

          Her room has shit on the floor as well, but I wasn't exactly concentrating on that part.

      • Oli

        Wow your gay, I didnt even notice she was in a bathroom, let alone it was dirty…….

        • JBinNC

          It's "you're" dammit

    • Kowabunga


    • RBBBO

      Just take off your hands, don't be such a tease. Show us how slutty you really are. You want attention from the perverts at Chive, might as well go all the way.

    • Vic

      #9 def the winner…chivette of my day…

      • Vic

        F!!!! #39

    • Keith

      Please Moar, more, (not michael) Moore!!!

    • ebitt24


    • 650

      I can't believe #39 wasn't the first comment

    • Jal

      MOAR. LOTS MOAR. #39

    • Weezy

      Nice wine !!!!

    • jimbozo

      Screw it. I'll clean her bathroom up.

      And then have her make me MY SANDWICH!

    • Garrett

      find her!

    • dominantone

      super hot and super lazy.

    • steve

      moooaaaaar She is one of the most beautiful girls I've ever seen! Solid 10!

  • st33

    Why am i so horny???


    • John

      I'm a student at KU and I know her. Her name is Melissa Steuart. Give her a chive on at her twitter @mellysteu

    • Gdubs

      Rock Chalk!

    • growabrain

      That chive on sign is so Photoshopped that its not even borderline funny you dumbfucks.

  • SayNahhh

    #15 moar

    • chivers

      of this whore.

    • Polo

      This gave me a #37

  • Martin_McFly

    #39 Oh wow, You're Pretty!

    • swing 4 the fences

      You're pretty…god u sound like a fag- she's fkn hot u loser

      • Huntdog

        Hot as hell. Now pick up all the shit off the floor.

      • Martin_McFly

        It's spelled "Fucking" you prude.

  • Finn

    #11 Her milkshake certainly brings the boys to the yard

    • obv

      obvious comment is obvious

      • Owen Smithers

        I could teach you, but I'd have to charge.

    • 80's Baby

      Well it made me run to end of my chain and bark..

    • Justin

      Baby Baby Baby oooohhhhh thought you'd always be mine (mine)

      • Dr. Evil

        And damn right it's better than your's!

  • BigPup

    #15 I have the most normal boner right now…

    • yeahman

      Keeping calm and whoring on like a good chivettes.

      • its_forge

        Desperately fishing for a reaction, the troll trolls on

  • Guse

    #9 – I'm more curious about the tongs………………….

    • Brian

      That is what I thought the pic was about originally. Then I saw the cat.

      • Insnsprtn

        Damn! I didn't even see the cat until you said something

    • YOYO

      I was staring at that until i finally saw that there was a fucking cat

    • https://www.facebook.com/Justbad311 Justin Rutherford

      I just happy someone commented on this photo. The whole time I was looking through the picture I was thinking about this picture. lol

      • dagleja3

        So that was the pic you were thinking about while you scrolled through the rest of the DAR? Not say this one? #11

      • RectalGlaucloma

        If this is anything like my house, the tongs are for a short person (my wife) who needs them to get anything out of that cabinet, also a great place to hide credit cards, the Sunday Macy's add, my pot, chocolate, TV remote, nude pics of my ex, my bonus cash from work and porn o fcourse.


    #46 hahaha priceless

    • Polo

      Is that Danny Bonaduci?

    • Nice!

      Danny Bonaduce in Singapore… I wondered where he went.

  • CoLNo1

    #7 Oh wow
    #50 #52 Jordan needs to be a Chivette of the week

    • avg chiver

      Fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap.

    • Erik

      I second Jordan being Chivette of the Week. I was so confused when she was in the "I Hate My Job" bit. From her picture it looks like her job consists of effortlessly being gorgeous while driving to work. Thank you Chive for finding her, now I just have to convince my HR department to do the same so she can have a job she likes, and I'll like much more!

      Well done Chive and Jordan!

    • banananah

      nose piercing hayeyayeyayhayayeyaha!!

  • ancientlegacy

    #15 and #21

    also, #46
    Find the ginger and bring her to us!

    • Ken

      Yes – finally someone points out #21 – tops on the DAR

    • Jay

      These ladies make me proud to be a USCG Vet. Good job reppin it for the CG!

  • Brian

    #21 Is that a signed Sublime poster?

    • sublimesux

      worst band ever

    • Mr Smartypants

      I can't find any Sublime poster. I've looked, just BEWBS.

    • jun

      What poster?

    • Ray

      If that's the first thing you noticed…i have some bad news for you.

    • Biggus Diccus

      Yes and it says, "nice tits, lets get high"

      • tapsnapornap

        Look closer, it says "I'm staring at your tits, let's go smoke 2 joints before we smoke 2 joints, and stare at your tits some more"

        • Dr. Evil

          I disagree with Ray. I think it's totally cool that you're gay.

    • mattturner10

      the bottom pic was taken in daytona

    • THC

      But i'm staring at her tits, it's the wrong way!

  • pickleman77

    #39 I'm in love-again.

    • linkx

      Then we are in trouble sir, because we love the same woman.

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      girl please reveal yourself and your location so I can fly there and make you mine (L) (and maybe end up without a restriction order lol)

  • OrgazoidHD

    Just to let all the Americans on here know that in the first picture all those different coloured rectangles are called 'books'.

    • Jammy

      And you all can come on over to America to learn how to read them.

      • sdawson22

        don't you have enough immigrants stealing your jobs? And you want people that can read to come over too??

        • Jammy

          Last time I checked you couldn't steal a job. You can be a lazy shit, think your entitled and mooch off the system. But as far as stealing jobs that doesn't really happen to most of the people that want to work hard.

          Also I said you can learn how to read them. I am not one to presume your dumb ass would actually figure out how to do so…

          • sdawson22

            You are funny!! Merica, home of the Whopper and Welfare!!
            Head high "Jammy", head high!!

            • the_mike

              Jean Girard: Do you know why I came to America Monsieur Bobby?
              Ricky Bobby: Health care systems, giant water parks. The same reason anyone comes to America.

            • Owen Smithers

              Proud of the Whopper – A successful free-market business selling burger voluntarily to a willing buyer.
              Not so proud of Welfare – Government taking by force from one person and giving it to another. Not much sustainability in that. Prefer people kept more of their money and invested it in Burger Kings like business and those on Welfare could be hired and earn money.

        • truth

          And fuck you sdawson22 and orgazoidHD

    • R. Reagan

      I love all the foreign people that bash on the US usually only until they need our help you know like when a dictator needs to be over thrown your country's starving you had a natural disaster and need help and we are the first to show up.

      • Jammy


      • ant

        so where the hell were you guys when Tewkesbury got flooded?

        • Jammy


          • ant


      • thedude325

        Be easy, most of them are just impatiently waiting in line for citizenship.

      • TheBatman

        lulz… because all those "overthrows" seem to go so damn well. remember the Taliban? hows Iraq doing right now? Oh yeah… not very fucking well. Stop putting your collective star-spangled dick where it doesnt belong… the world doesnt need any more shit messed up for a little while. well all get abck to you once weve cleaned up your mess… but only if youre toilet trained by then. Helpful tip: keep your current President, he seems to enjoy NOT fucking everything up, he a good guy…

        • Idius

          You mean the guy who's assassinating people with drone air-strikes? Oh yeah, he's totally awesome…

          He's also been donating spare drones to police departments because hey it's already past 1984, so somebody had better get the ball rolling on that… Plus, it's totally not like the EU isn't circling the drain quicker than the US.

          Wait until Germany tries to take over your asses AGAIN, because they may as well belong to Germany with all their tax dollars they are pumping into the system, and good old Uncle Sam has to drag your dicks out of the sand AGAIN…

          Anyone want to place bets on how long it will take for them to overrun France this time? I'm betting that it'll be less than 8 hours.

          I'm not saying that the Republicans are any better, nor am i saying that the U.S. is in much better of an economic position. What i am saying is that the U.S. has been around for 222 years; it's arguably the strongest nation (currently) in the world based on it's military strength and the fact that the dollar is still the world's reserve currency.

          While it looks like the U.S. is about to tumble from its summit like a fat kid tripping down a hill, it's still the top dog. Sorry about the rant, but after all, I am Idius.

          • Hank Hill

            Sorry but I can't help but point out that while economics could be argued at this point in time, there really is no "arguably" when it comes to military strength. Take the Navy alone for example. Look up World Navy Fleets tonnage, the US has more than the next 13 Nations combined. We have 20 Aircraft carriers, 11 of which are classified as super carriers, something no other country has. Italy and Spain are in 2nd place with 2 Carriers a piece and both of theirs combined aren't as big as our smallest Carrier. I won't even get started on Nuclear weaponry. In summation… America, Fuck yeah.

        • John

          Where do you live, dumbass? Because there's a big ass list of dumbass countries that gave the US' dumbass war in Iraq some backing.

    • Bill

      Just to let you Europeans know those white things in our mouths are called "teeth".

      • Jammy

        Dude no shit. I think its a crime to drag a toothbrush across your teeth there. There is also a ban on importing deodorant. Which is made up for by putting on excessive amounts of cologne.

      • OrgazoidHD

        Even in the south?

        • Jammy

          That's a valid argument. There is also the matter of inbreeding but I should not be giving you ammunition…

          • DaddyD

            I'm from the south ass….Masters in Engineering, full set of teeth and a wife that is in no way connected to my family, so suck that dick, please and thank you.

      • Badman

        You surprise me there's anything resembling teeth left in your mouths with all the crap you lot eat.

        • Sam Perkins

          Lots of time time to sit here and comment on websites when you are on "holiday" for 12 weeks a year eh? Get back to work you lazy twat!

    • http://www.facebook.com/jacob.concienne Jacob Concienne

      Not worthy of being a true Chiver…

      • OrgazoidHD

        Dance Monkeys dance.

    • Evan852

      wat r "books"? i not reed wel. plez help!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      If you live in an English speaking country, you should go to one of your book stores and see how many of the books were written by American authors and published by American publishers.

      But we are grateful for Harry Potter. Even if our pathetic puritanical bible thumping mouth breathers can't handle a "Philosopher's Stone".

      Oh, and sincerest apologies for "Twilight".

      And if you don't live in an English speaking country, well…. fuck you and your dying language.

      • Farfenugen

        Not to mention all you fucking euros would be speaking German right now if it wasn't for ze US

      • Khaaaaaaan!

        Spend five minutes reading internet comments and tell me that English is not dying… also, I live in a non-English-speaking country and speak four languages fluently. One of them is Spanish – see, I'm all set to live in the States!
        PS: If you consider Dan Brown, Snooki, Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin authors, then yes, you have more "authors". Congrats! In literature more than anywhere else, more is not better. But, being an American, that's a concept you're not likely to understand. Hasta luego, gringo!

    • Cantaloupe

      All the Americans… like the people who created and run this site? And all the other sites you bitch about Americans on?

    • Juiol

      1. Love how easily this troll's bait was taken. 2. Love how quickly so many users jumped into insulting "everyone else" because of one troll's comment. 3. Love how they quickly demonstrated why the stereotype of "ignorant" american is so popular, by making the usual and the unusual ignorant statements such as "we saved europe" "you all want to come here" "we save you when you need us"

      • d1sturbed91

        Agreed with some aspects. I SEE TROLLS EVERYWHERE
        That being said, Americans don't (and shouldn't) care about the stereotype that they are all ignorant and lack intelligence. Insulting everyone else doesn't help when its the comments of select individuals who are just looking for a laugh; people who forget that if America goes down it will drag all of them down with it because last I checked its a pretty important country.
        Everyone else in this post could have cared less until everyone went off insulting everyone else.

        • Juiol

          No one should care about stereotypes, and last time I checked we would also go down if China did.

    • Cody

      Whoever posted the first first comment about americans needs to read a book and learn how to spell "colored". Don't you have spell check?

      • Someoen else

        Perhaps you should look at the spelling outside America.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000619530416 Stephan Welch

      Well shit. I thought it was an igloo. Way to crush my hopes and dreams.

    • Alex

      Just want to let you know pointing out the obvious doesn't make you smarter

    • daddyD

      I agree, most Americans don't know what those things are, but mainly because we have advance ourselves enough to make those things worthless….welcome to the nook/ipad/(well internet in general) era, thanks bruh, have an eventful day.

    • shnugs

      Do you really think Americans who don't know what a book is know how to use a computer? 8) We dun like ur kind roun' ere!!

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      <P class=idc-nomargin><A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" class=idc-share-facebook href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http%3A%2F%2Fthechive.com%2F2012%2F04%2F17%2Fdaily-afternoon-randomness-52-photos-7%2F#IDComment341836748&t=I%20just%20commented%20on%20Daily%20Afternoon%20Randomness%20(52%20Photos)%20%3A%20theCHIVE&quot; target=_new><SPAN class=idc-share-inner><SPAN>Share on Facebook</SPAN></SPAN> or <A href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(341836748)">Close Messagedepending on what country you live in (not really) we more than likely have helped your country out in one way or another. If you are in Canada, we gave you a spot on the map to identify where you are, you know "I am from Canada, the country right above the United States of America." If you are from any where else, just call your government and tell them you think your country should pay back any money borrowed from us and reimburse us for any aid we have given you. You are welcome to call all of your countrymen and women and demand that they come home. The rest of us "Americans" would love that. But on the up side, I guess you won't be coming here to live or to visit. And did you know that the Chive headquarters are in California? So you just bashed the very same country that brings you this website. Talk about ignorant. It is like drinking a Pepsi and telling everyone it is a Coca-Cola. No one believes you. Also, no one likes you. Go talk to your parents they have something to tell you–you were adopted. Get a life jack ass.

      • OrgazoidHD

        Your racist, rambling, incoherent comment was a lot of fun to read. Well done you!!

        • pjmonk

          first, there was nothing racist in my comment. Second, your ignorance of how important the USA is to the rest of world is incredible. You stereo type Americans and then get offended when we talk back. Bring that attitude to the USA, you won't last long. You exist because we let you exist.

          • OrgazoidHD

            First, I never said anything about the USA's importance to the world therefore how can i show a lack of knowledge? Second, all I said were those little rectangles are called books. Third, if saying
            "You are welcome to call all of your countrymen and women and demand that they come home. The rest of us "Americans" would love that" is not racist I don't know what is. Fourth, well done you!! well done.

          • OrgazoidHD

            p.s. I'm not offended in any way. So don't worry your simple little mind. woop!

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      • naa

        what a fag.. opps was i rasist ? Go cry about it .. what a douche bag.

        • OrgazoidHD

          nope, not racist. Gay people are not a race. But you are a homophobe and a bigot. Big words, I know. I'll give you a few minutes to look them up.

      • d1sturbed91

        Unfortunately douchebag troll is successful. And this type of troll (especially on American owned websites) will always be successful because everyone (mostly) is prideful of their country no matter who they are and to take it further by bringing up a stereotype which is commonly used in arguments, despite how invalid it might be, everyone will take up arms and a flame war will begin. Shits inevitable unless everyone decides not to feed the troll. Just say "cool story bro" and don't try to be a white knight.
        You win this one, sir.

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