And now an abnormally flexible guy — that is all (30 Photos)


  • Tmc


    • Jester

      I don't know…he's rocking those jorts

      • CARTZZZZ

        Hey Guys!

        Whats going on in he… OH GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!

    • steve

      wonder if his penis was removed

      • blaze

        it wasn't, and i can do better

    • what

      #15 "This isn't my microscope"

    • trill

      no-no! let the meme generation begin!

    • @beagleracing

      This better not be the Chivette of the Week.

      • Jen

        i couldnt stop laughing!

    • JT Mo-Nay

      Jean Claude Van Damme has really let himself go.

    • RivaMonsta

      Man card officially revoked!

  • Shannon Coverdale

    WTF Chive!

    • Hugh

      God dammit, Bob.

    • This


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      • Shannon Coverdale

        Too f'in funny. You sir deserve an internet

    • marcusgeorge

      Oh c'mon…it's not as bad as this:

    • Dave

      If you have a problem with a word, don't use it. Others always will. Get over it and KCCO

    • SARmedic

      No kidding! This belongs over on the Berry.

    • Max_Power

      Still not as gay as twilight…

      • Clutch101

        I'll second that!

  • Stupid_Donkey

    Yeah, definitely the gayest post that I have seen on The Chive…

    • BType13X2

      I'm going to chime in here with a what the fucking shit?

    • str8 guy

      I take it you don't like homosexuals

    • Hugh

      "Gay" doesn't mean what you think it means.

      Sidenote: What the FUCK is up with all the homophobic comments lately? Live and let live, douchebags. KCCO.

      • 01100101

        Maybe you should take some of your own advise "douchebag". Wouldn't live and let live mean he is entitled to his own opinion whether it offends you or not?

        • Hugh

          Opinion is one thing. Using "gay" as a derogatory term is quite another. Inferring that "gay" is inherently bad, is not something I expect from chivers who espouse KCCO as their creed.

          • The_Dood

            The word gay has nothing to do with homosexuality when used on the internet, and it's been that way for awhile.

            • MattyDeuce

              #30 Let's be real…we all got a little "gay" when we saw those calves in those JORTS. B)

              But really, what is going on with the Chive lately?

            • Hugh

              "If fifty million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing."
              -Anatole France

            • tapsnapornap

              See South Park: Season 13 Episode 12, The F word.

              • The_Dood

                Yeah, but that's fags… Anyone else scream "fag!" at them when they hear one of those pricks, or is it just me?

                • tapsnapornap

                  Same Idea, I thought they explained gay too, couldn't remember. I am one of those Harley Fags…lol! Well, my bike is loud but I don't dress like a HA wannabe and blip my throttle constantly just to make noise and draw attention, I hate that as much as anyone, making the rest of us look like FAGS!!!!!

            • Devin

              The way Donkey used it did, though.

            • whodoube

              To say that 'the word gay has nothing to do with homosexuality when used on the internet' is so 'tiny white dicked', but I'm sure it doesn't mean that you have a tiny white dick.

              Were it actually the case, 'gay' would have fallen out of favor 'awhile' ago.

            • Wolowitz

              man ur a fkn moron-

          • 01100101

            So now you are saying he has no right to free speech, but you do in calling him a douchebag?

            • Hugh

              Don't be obtuse.

              • Bill

                More so since we know "Dumbass Inbred Redneck" is the only allowable stereotype.

                • Torden

                  Damn, Bill actually has a really good point

              • 01100101

                Don't be gay.

                • Hugh

                  What do you mean, gay? Got a dictionary nearby? Maybe you should look it up.

              • Skip

                how else would you describe a fanny pack?

                • Hugh

                  Lame, stupid, dated, pathetic… Take your pick.

                  The point being that "gay" doesn't mean any of those things. It means homosexual, or happy (if you're from the 1920s).

          • TBT

            Using the word "gay" is not "inherently bad". Get the fuck over it. I have no problem with gay people but I still call shit gay all the time – they don't care why the fuck do you? Go back to church, theChive is too rough for you.

            • Hugh

              If you reread my comment, I said that using "gay" as a derogatory term (i.e. in your mind, "gay" = "bad") is a bad thing. I'm happy with people using the word "gay" in the right context, i.e. to mean homosexual, or happy (if you're from the 1920s).

              To respond to the rest of your comment, (1) "they" largely do care, they just know that stupid, inconsiderate straight people will never learn; (2) I don't go to church, but I believe that's where the majority of gay-bashers do; and (3) don't worry about me, I like it rough.

          • DoubleD

            This comment is faggy.

          • Jim Bob

            If you're going to be criticizing others on here (including for spelling, where you corrected someone for using "your" rather than "you're"), then I must chime in myself: know the difference between "infer" and "imply." YOU were INFERRING from his comment that he is homophobic; HE was IMPLYING that being gay was stupid/bad, according to your inference.

      • LucretiusCarus

        Has it been worse than usual lately? This didn't strike me so much as gay as just genuinely bizarre. It's fascinating that he's so obsessed with taking pictures of himself doing a split. Serious ambitions at being a male cheerleader?

        • Hugh

          Maybe I just haven't seen it this bad before because there was previously less fuel for the homophobes' retarded fire, in the form of photos they could brand with "gay" or "faggot".

          Maybe I'm just starting to see the average chive commenter for what he really is: an insecure, homophobic frat drone. Then again, maybe it's just a phase. I hope it's the latter.

          • Woop

            I dont want to believe it but i fear you might be right.

          • LucretiusCarus

            Hmmm…I figured it was just that those comments tend to get voted up pretty well. Misogyny-related ones too, the kitchen trope being the most common (of which I myself am guilty).

            But maybe they're homophobe, insecure frat drones. I don't really know, only ever having met three in person so far.

          • MattyDeuce

            I don't like the word "retard" in any form, sir. That constitutes detention in my classroom.

            • Bill

              That's humorous, because my old car manuals often use the word "retard". i.e. Retard the carburator.

              • MattyDeuce

                No, humerus is your arm bone that goes from your elbow to your shoulder. See, I can play with the English language too.

                • figleaf

                  That's where the funny bone is!

            • Hugh

              That unfortunate, given that "retard" can be used in a number of valid, inoffensive ways.

          • YouIzDurp

            Soooo its not cool to use "gay" in reference to something bad, but totally okay to use "retarded"? Eat a bag of dicks, douchenozzle..

            • Hugh

              Look up "retarded". My inference is that these homophobes are developmentally and emotionally retarded.

          • Dick Salad

            Don't make fun of the basement dwellers that shower attention whores with emotional encouragement in their made up times of stress and social awkwardness.

          • yeee

            So it's not okay to call somethin "gay" but it's ok to call something "retarded". Sounds like you're the self righteous "retard" to me. Quit trying to sound smart and witty through your keyboard dumbshit.

            • Hugh

              Look up "retarded". My inference is that these homophobes are developmentally retarded.

          • junior

            ok we get it, your gay…. not that there's anything wrong with that

            • Hugh


          • mbomb

            I am not homophobic in the least, but this collection of photos is actually very gay-esque. The gentleman in the photos is contorting himself in ways that are generally associated with femininity, a trait which far homosexual men possess relative to heterosexual men. I believe that is the intent of branding the post as gay, not a derogatory comment against gay people.

    • bob

      no, he is just in the opposite direction of pussy.

    • Troy Druckenmiller

      Definitely one of the most badass dudes to to be featured on this site you mean?

  • UWO

    Its the Great White Yogi!

    • Wolowitz

      the only funny comment of the bunch, nice work-

  • Yroc

    My eyes hurt

    • Alex

      He's a never nude!

    • Dude Imbibes

      I'm currently dumping Purell on my eyeballs.

  • Tommy

    What is really going on here!?

    • moving on

      he stretches and he's flexible. who the fuck cares.

  • scott price

    loved it

  • Dinho

    Bloody hell, sir.

  • CC Josh

    5$ says the only reason he got this flexible was to see if he could blow himself..

    • ohohohFACE

      really that works? time to enroll in yoga

    • sploodge

      #24 nuff said

      • J. Blow

        I bet his boyfriend loves that position!

    • sean

      geez, I came to the more innocent conclusion that this guy must have been a gymnast and then got fat at college like the rest of us. But disciplining his body so that he could orally pleasure himself seems like the better explanation.

      • sploodge

        #24 "Yeah this'll teach those Jocks for picking on me!! nom nom nom"

    • ThePad


    • Plurp

      Unfortunately with that gut in the way, he is no longer able to do it. That must be frustrating as hell.

      • Vee

        Unless he has a really long penis.

    • who cares

      The happy cobra… every man's dream.

    • Mdot

      that was my comment. i believe its true.

    • ruuuuhbeka

      You know hes at least tried, if he doesnt do it often!

    • mpeppo

      if there was a way to do that, trust me every guy would be doing that.

  • ohohohFACE


    • Really

      don't forget to log back in as etcrr

  • Bon_nie

    WTF is this?!!!!

    • etcrr

      Hey Bonnie are we on the Berry? Did I hit the wrong button?

      • Bill57

        you two would make a beautiful couple…it gives me a warm feeling in my nether regions

    • XXX


      • Bon_nie

        I would but I don't want to.

  • Dave

    Seriously, apologize isn't enough, you better get some hot chivettes to be forgive.

    • TeamEvil

      English dude. Do you speak it?

    • Not Dave

      you type like an idiot

  • poosickle

    He must get all the ladies

  • elyankodiablo

    Creepy… As I progressed, I noticed my scrolling got faster and faster to get to the bottom – but like a car accident – I couldn't help but look… …calling therapist… the lazy eye messed me up…

    • Drew


    • Kylee

      I want to unlike this, only to like it a million more times.

    • Justin Rodriguez

      you looked long enough to notice a lazy eye? EW!!!!!

  • Sean

    I am sure this guy is not gay at all.

    • Hugh

      So what if he is? Are chivers necessarily homophobes now?

      • JewLover

        I love the Jews. You love the gays. Can't we all just get along?

    • yano

      Thank you Hugh, I agree! Who cares if he's gay or not! what the hell does that have to do with anything?

      • 867530nieieine

        Nothing…but it's still funny. Everybody get a jab on this site…fuckin' relax.

    • yeee

      I'm sure Hugh is not gay at all either.

      • Hugh

        Ask my wife of eight years how gay I am. There's a difference between being gay and being secure in what I know and believe.

    • crkppe

      He might not be….heard you like to pack the fudge though

  • Takingbackcider

    The Chivettes better make up for this later on!

  • Selfsuck

    I bet he, you know…

    • Static

      got rugburns on his balls? yes.. yes he did

      • no balls

        you mean his thighs, he clearly does not have balls

  • Brett Hall

    DISTURBING IN SO MANY WAYS! Must go bleach my eyes.

  • @LoLrenX


    when you see it …

    • morebeer

      What the hell is that thing?!???!?!

      • 867530nieieine

        It's an escaping gerbil

    • Trav1121

      "That'll do, Pig."

    • Zymurgi


    • KayMan

      this post just went to a whole new level of WTF

    • Kylee chaffin

      Oh my god, wtf is that thing?!

  • SaskatchewanChiver

    But still a virgin …

    • Livin' Legend

      Doesn't matter, had… oh Christ, I can't even finish the statement.

  • Jewels

    He was most likely in gymnastics or dance (the pointed toes give it away) and has been able to maintain his flexibility.

    • chosenjuan285

      still gay

      • Hugh

        It's past your bedtime.

    • Shamblin

      Actually, could also be a Hockey Goalie. Those are some flexible dudes.

    • Barb

      Just my thought — looks like the guys in my dance classes. Which was right after Mikhail Baryshnikov defected from the USSR and all the gals went… "OMG he's hot."

      We had more guys in dance that year than ever. Shame the effect wore off. Because danseurs are still Hot. And flexibility in your guy is Awe.Some.

      Just sayin'

    • nygeo

      I agree….. I was like what is the big deal!!! A lot of people can do what he did….

  • Joe mama

    If he lost his guy he would make all guys very jealous.

  • Wow

    Who takes these types of photo's???

    • Patrick

      his mom literally must have been the photographer… the only female contact this guy most likely gets!

    • tapsnapornap


  • Joe mama

    His gut. Nevermind

  • morebeer

    I fully regret looking at this post…I should have known from the title

    • Dude Imbibes

      Yeah an "apology" really doesn't cut it here

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