I do what I want (30 Photos)

Do you do what you want? Send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com. Or don’t, whatever.

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  • Taco_Depot

    #22 i see a couple things to smile about.

    • Master_Rahl

      precisely what I was thinking – how CAN'T you smile at that

      • http://www.facebook.com/jbvancamp Jb Van Camp

        Holy smokes thems make me smile real big!

    • Longarms

      I second that notion. MOAR!

    • Curly

      one of the more attractive women posted in a while IMO

    • Boobman

      FIND!!

    • Happy Canuk

      Holly Crap….Find her NOW!!!!

    • http://twitter.com/CSmith0203 @CSmith0203

      I think Pennsylvania is telling us to motor boat. Ready> Set> Go>

      • bojo

        Im smiling that she's here

    • Eric

      FLBP more please

    • eino

      FOR THE LOVE OF GOD…….MOAR!!!

    • ick

      ready> set> GO!

    • Bryce

      Find her. Moooooaaaar.

    • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=809738569 Kristopher Knox

      ha i know right, not the most subtle photoshopper. can you say insecure!

    • eh.

      Ready>set>find her!

  • MICHAEL

    #26 yes!

    • DaddyD

      I never talk about ____ ____ .

    • DaveStinson316

      And they're all named Robert Paulson…

    • Johnny Brovo

      Best "I do what i want" I've seen in a while

  • http://thechive.com ontherun1989

    #10 I wouldn't be able to keep my hands off of that either!

  • Nac B

    <img src="http://www.allstaffitness.com/funny/nice.jpg">#10 #27 I like the fullness of the hips, as well as interested in his wretched eyes<img src="http://www.allstaffitness.com/funny1/food.jpg"&gt;

  • https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=634330497 Josh Hall

    first?

    • Underbaker

      You are actually #5 . Run! These guys are going to track you down for such a lame attempt.

    • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

      Ur an idiot!

    • DaddyD

      Even if you were first, you would still be an idiot.

  • Bill57

    #1 Sarah Jessica Parker does what she wants lolololol

  • DRZ

    SEVENTH HAHAHA FAGGOTS

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      Yes, HAHAHA FAGGOTS indeed.

      Dickmunch.

    • http://www.facebook.com/trevor.muxlow Trevor Muxlow

      Lame

    • Greg the Keg

      go away

  • st33

    Get in there
    #25

    • AmBush_Steve

      I have to say that I'd enter that too.

    • tater

      That doesn't look like a kitchen. . .

  • Trav1121

    #1 is prejudice against SJP and her relatives! They need one of those at the entrance of all movie studios.

  • Chivette

    #11

    Omaha Zoo!

    • Chivettest

      It looks like the BioSphere in AZ

      • http://www.facebook.com/mark.allison.31 Mark Allison

        That's what the Desert Dome at the Henry Doorly Zoo in Omaha looks like too.

    • Javi

      That's how we Chive in the O!!

    • http://www.facebook.com/ciera.schoen Ciera Schoen

      im going with… omaha! yes i knew more nebraska chivers exsisted

    • Marshall

      My home town!

    • papillion chiver

      Omaha zoo! NE chivers rule!

    • https://www.facebook.com/ddbenigno Dan Benigno

      Keep Calm and Chive Omaha!

    • Lo12

      Yay for Omaha, love the zoo! Chive on Omaha!

    • T.J.

      That is the best zoo in the US. Better than Animal Kingdom and San Diego .

    • Deej

      I wish there were more omaha chives, and chive parties…perhaps?

    • Dan

      Pile of sand. Anywhere!

  • Mr. Fister

    MOAR #22

    • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator

      yes! we agree! moar of dem boobs!

  • Gray

    #5 I'd like to order a can of whoop ass.

    • lavmdmv

      with a extra side of bacon 😀

  • press

    #16.
    Bad girls are so hot.

    • Ferd

      I'll put that sign on my moustachio for lil miss rebel

    • Jojo

      Never put your dick in crazy…

  • BigShev

    #22 Find her Now!!!!

    • bdg

      We need MOAR!!!!!!!

    • ick

      start by looking in Pennsylvania

  • Forest

    #22 If you stood next to all of the "Welcome to Pennsylvania" signs, they wouldn't need to be so pushy with the "smile" demands.

    • Underbaker

      Now I get it, she's not smiling. Sorry was distracted by the bewbs.

      • Mr.Eff

        She has a face?

    • johnnystyle

      There's a sign?

  • Master_Rahl

    #9 she should go down a flight of stairs to teach that kid a lesson.

    • Bopem

      I would think UP a flight would be better

    • Dr Z

      What grocery has a filght of stairs?

  • Martin_McFly

    #23 He will not laugh the last laugh. As you can see the bike is chained to NOTHING — just waiting to be stolen.

  • Master_Rahl

    #4 Illiteracy is no joke, poor cat is being made fun of and doesn't even know it. Meow I feel bad 😉

    • http://twitter.com/mattdwilson1984 @mattdwilson1984

      That's my cat, in my house, and he's not being made fun of. We always tell them "NO" (an English word that they understand to an extent) when they hop on the dinner table and they do it anyways, it was amusing to us so we sent it to the Chive because they do what they want. It's people like you that have to ruin everything, go swallow a knife sir.

      • You Pussy

        Shut up, fag.

      • Master_Rahl

        Cat people, eh? Wow. Just havin' some fun, lay off the catnip. You may have missed the more important part of the time honored motto of the Chive – Keep Calm, and for you and your bilingual Cat, Chive On

        • http://twitter.com/mattdwilson1984 @mattdwilson1984

          You are so cool. I hope you and all your internet friends feel better about yourself.

  • zoom

    #4.
    "If I see any, I'll meow the alarm."

    • ....

      facepalm

  • #_#

    #26 breaking the first rule!

    • http://thechive.com/ GernBlansten

      So do you wear a cape when playing the part of CAPTAIN OBVIOUS?!?

    • Florida

      Are you related to etcrr?

    • tom

      i think you'll find its the first TWO rules 🙂

  • The Dude

    #26 First rule of Fight Club….

    • lexifer

      pretty sure that was the point >.<

  • Trolololol

    #22

    Got duck lips -__-

    • Dick Salad

      and….? Duck lips comments are getting tired… kinda like the SJP jokes. A body like that I'll take 100% permanent duck lips any day.

    • tbone

      Honestly, didn't even notice she had a face.

    • Craigery

      She's emphasizing the fact that she's not smiling. That's the joke, and thus the whole point of the picture, genius.

    • Deep sea chiver

      Trolololol just got owned

  • techno_viking

    #11 Bio Dome?

    • burt

      my thoughts exactly

    • WHT

      Purple Stickey Punch!

    • Mike

      Makings filter making a filter

    • Optimus_prime

      Iron man iron man, does whatever an iron can

  • bubba_earl

    #7 Ha! My hometown! Bwaaaahaaahaaaahhaaaaa!!!!

    • brian

      Calm down skippy

    • Wow...

      Huh, a guy going by the name of Bubba Earl from Lubbock, Texas…what're the odds?

      • Amele'

        you're making us look bad bubba

        • Honest

          Lubbock makes Texas look bad.

          • fisherman7

            Texas makes the other 49 states look bad…

          • TheArthrighteous

            Your mom preforming fellatio makes Texas look bad.

    • http://www.facebook.com/JohnBocanegra3 John Bocanegra

      a very 806 thing to do.

    • NavyTexan15

      hahaha, me too. did not expect to see that while browsing the chive.

  • Trav1121

    #16 can sit whereever the hell she wants! Damn fine lookin'!

    • Craigery

      Like on my face, for starters.

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