I’m not gonna sugar coat it, kids scare the hell out of me (41 Photos)

  • https://www.facebook.com/tim.posta Tim Posta

    #23 classic

    • jer

      although my son is a living tornado, nothing would make me want to ever give him up

  • hotdeafgamerchick

    I changed my mind, I don't want kids anymore.

    • https://www.facebook.com/jgibbins James Gibbins

      I suddenly *do* want kids.

      • elliott

        i agree me too

    • jane

      Welcome to the dark side where no one will understand why you could possibly not want children, it is especially hard for people to believe you when you're a woman.

  • Brouffy

    #19 I am waiting for the cat to "Tap Out"

    • Alex

      The second he lets go of that cat he's screwed.

    • longshot421

      The referee has called a stop to this fight at 1:45 of the first round declaring the winner by tap out due to a rear naked choke….

      😉 I had the same thought. And maybe I watch too much UFC….

    • Tava

      That kid is going to be a badass when he grows up.

    • Zach

      Gingers start capturing souls early!

    • Jord

      This kid looks evil haha

    • Underbaker

      All right Momma, stop holding out. Its either the kitty or the titty…

    • techno_viking

      O'Doyle rules.

    • Nick

      wiener tail…yea I said wiener.

    • CoreyClu

      Just go to sleep. It will all be over before you know it.

    • Hehe

      Looks like a baby Will Ferrell

  • etcrr

    #41 kid has been watching mom and dad a few times

    • etcrrsparoleofficer

      And you've been watching kids too long.. convict..

      • yuk

        you are sick dude, you know that right?..

  • Der_Joe

    #38 that's probably a bad way to feed your pet snake

    • Bubba

      That's probably a bad way to feed your baby

    • Errol

      Or a great way to get salmonella poisoning.

      • Matt

        Kids scare me too, but this one scares me more on the kids behalf…WTF kind of parents let that shit happen???

  • The Bandit

    #6….don't play with your food!

    • DaddyD

      New taste sensation … fresh bacon cone!

    • Mike

      what can i say, kid loves fresh bacon!

  • tank

    hahahah fucking kids ! #34

    • ThatJoshGuy

      They start soo young in Russia.

  • Bubba

    #12 Like a BOSS!

    • Pewp shoot

      Obi wan has taught you well

  • insanely great

    #4, nope nothing to see there..

    • Joe

      "Heyyy…… I didn't get one of those!

  • insanely great

    #19 say anythun & the cat gets it..

  • edslerson

    Unless I decide I want all of my things destroyed daily I'll be waiting awhile

    • Happy dad

      I'm a dad of 3 boys 6 and under. We've had small problems like these but none even close to this level. That said – how long were some of these kids left unattended before they wrecked shit? If you want to have kids AND keep your vintage Star Wars collection vintage – just check on your kids every once in a while.

      • mom of 4

        agreed I have 4 aged 6 and under and have had a quite a few 'comedy gold' moments but nothing like these. 60 seconds of silence is usually means trouble is brewing.

  • insanely great

    #16 #17

    • reaperMEDIC

      #16 Release the hounds!

  • If you said so...

    #16 looks fun 🙂



    If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis…

    • DaddyD

      If you do have kids, you MUST sign them up for T-ball: a life-time of hysterical memories!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jason.pitsas Jason Pitsas

      Rick Moranis?

  • Trav1121

    #12 What? If the dog can do it, so can I!
    #24 Yeeeah, Rowdy! Hit dat!

  • Mike

    Ever noticed that your intelligent and successful friends don't have kids? Why is that, I wonder… why do only mongoloids shit out kids like these?

    • Dude

      ever noticed how serial killers are loners?

    • http://thechive.com LukeTheTerrible

      intelligent people with kids just avoid you.

    • voltviking

      You seem to be confused what hole kids come out of.

    • http://www.facebook.com/sykofun Madcap Laughs

      hahaha, agreed

      • UrAfollower!

        Quit fall on ur face it's starting to look like an ass!

    • derp

      So then, which one of these is you?

    • jamie

      Ever notice that only mongoloids can't appreciate that a child hasn't yet learned what these things are properly used for? And that, just like everyone else, experience is the best teacher?

      Hell, a toilet is an amazing thing; drop something in, pull a lever and the thing goes away. AMAZING!

      You were once of those those "Mongoloid Shit Kids" Don't think you weren't.

    • HardenLong

      Presidents, Bill Gates, CEO's etc, etc have kids but hey are probably not intelligent and succesful like your friends.

    • Your a douche

      You must have ten kids dumb shit!!!

  • Web2992

    #12 #15 #17 #18 #24 #34 You're doing it right.

  • http://www.facebook.com/casonedwardsandthecastaways ThePad

    #28 He's an orphan now.


    #24 Puerto Rican Mary Kay Laterno

  • dashete

    #30 Probably thought those were the reason mom was getting so pissed off every month.

    • Rfarrt

      Nailed it

  • https://www.facebook.com/dditheringg Still Dithering

    #6 ..birth of h1n1

  • DrMa7moud

    #4. That girls dad will have to answer a couple of awkward questions later

  • Jessica

    Never having kids omg lol.

  • Paula

    Don't know if it is the kids that scare the hell outta me…or more so the parents that let this happen…

    • AAA

      A minute is longer than you think

    • http://www.facebook.com/angela.nelson.758 Angela Nelson

      Dont blink

    • Scott

      Or that they photograph it! If you watch your kids most of this wouldn't happen. Although some of its hilarious. If my kid puts underwear on his head, I am busting the camera out!

      • http://twitter.com/abrasive_punk @abrasive_punk

        Hey now, you blink and a kid is already in another room, getting into trouble before you can do anything to stop it. It's not a matter of not paying attention, it a matter of kids are the original goddamn ninja.

  • Jackson

    #10 the start of an entire life of no fucks to be given

    • Aslak

      Just a regular kid in France

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