Dopamine dump (38 Photos)

  • BabyFart Magizax

    #22 oh my lord

    • Todd

      Is that Sarah Shahi? Wow

    • Babytrollmagizax

      Translation; First!

      • RAAAAAAANDY w/ 8 A's

        translation: Douche!

    • Chaz

      Sarah Shahi from me in my place or esquire.

      • DoomsDayDub

        Or from Fairly Legal on USA.

        • Chaz

          Or the 2 season show called Life on NBC.

          • Frank M

            Or from Alias. She was even younger & hotter in that.

            • Stephen

              from the L word, yeah I watched it, cause she gets all neked

            • Axe2Grind

              She was never on alias…idiot.

              • Axe2Grind

                Wait, yeah she was. haha

    • Ahmed

      Yeah Buddy!!


      She makes that outie look goooood!!

  • dustin


    • Brian P.

      What a bag of fuck.

    • drwar41

      I have come to realize that there are some things i will never comprehend in my time on this planet. One of which is the impulsive need of some to be the first to comment. Even though first is not actually a comment.

      • DaddyD

        "First" is the sound a douche bag makes when dropping a wet fart in his pants. The exclamation point is the echo off the walls of his mother's basement.

    • Evil Johnny!!!

      Nope, your second!!!

  • tv_paul

    #1 A PUD Missile

    • Dan

      they told me I could be anything… so I became a missile!

      • yup

        sweet post paul…I bet you have another 5 below you fucktard

  • shaun

    #38 maybe you should go find a dictionary now…

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Find two copies so she can read one with each eye.

      • Mr. Fister

        ^^ I don't think you get it

        • OnOneWheel24

          He definitely didn't get it

          • Brutal_Deluxe

            I get it, I just wanted to make fun of her eyes.

            • ckron247

              HA HA HA.

    • That guy

      Dictionaries tell you the definition of the word not the spelling. If you spell it wrong you won't find it.

      • @theterryburke

        if you see a word that looks like the one you misspelled and read the definition you will find that you, in fact, spelled the word wrong, and by a happy coincidence learn the proper spelling. Its like magic.

    • Jimbozo

      #16 needs a dictionary too. Or a grammar book you grammar nazis.

      • Kristi

        #35 This little pup needs a dictionary also. Testing us today, Chive?

  • Leah S.

    #4 what clothes?

  • Scott

    Photoshoppers, you know what to do….

    • Oltimey

      Change the elephant to an ice cream cone?

      • adsaasd

        no, scott just wants a big dick.

    • Saskguy26

      I can't tell if she's trying blow it, eat it, or wait for it to spooge all over her

    • Troubled Mind

      Great….just great…… Now I'll never be able to look at an elephant the same way……

      Thanks Chive

    • Neil Casey

      Already working on it

  • jon

    #8 so fine

    • Cutta

      Simply gorgeous!

    • c-c-c-cool

      vanessa zotth

      (picture by yana kalina)

      you're welcome

      • wrong

        you're stupid

    • echogeo

      She has a serious booty on her.

    • I'mright

      Ulya Trukhina

      • OnOneWheel24

        Good find!

  • Jak

    #8 omg please please please find moar!!!

  • Tony

    The first couple trial runs of the bat suit didn't go so well

  • tv_paul

    #6 What kind of job does she do that her knees are all scrapped up so badl….oh.

    • yousuck


      • tv_paul

        yousuck, is that your real name or did you take on your husbands?

        • DaddyD


          • yup

            you will have to excuse Paul…he's a little slow. fucktard

  • Hill Billy

    #17 Euro noodling?

  • Master_Rahl

    #14 Hopefully it's returned in a flaming paper bag on the owners porch.

    • xChadx

      He called the shit "poop"

      • bma

        Don't put it out with your boots Ted!

        • Chivette

          Don't tell me my business devil woman.

          • haeddre

            Call the fire department! This one's out of control!

  • Adam

    #26 Thats what it looks like when I talk to women.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      You look like you're making fun of Kobe? Does that work?

      • Adam

        lol, I think I already answered your question with my comment. Otherwise the comment wouldn't exist.

    • Kodos

      David Spade is a douchenozzle

      • Urethra Franklin

        Making fun of David Spade got a thumbs down. Now I've seen everything

      • Hand of Fate

        David Spade is funny. You are not.

    • The Woim

      They know better than to talk to that tool Kobe. He doesn't take charges and he doesn't have a sense of humor. L.A. Douche

      • KB24 FTW

        Fuck you and whatever team you like.

    • The Woim

      They are talking to a woman. Trying to anyway.

  • passwordistaco

    #9 F*cking Royalty.

    • TCSinowski

      This or JFK looking at the boats?

    • Dan

      It's good to be the King!

    • Ispeakchive

      Yeah, right up until she became a cult member

      • DrGarnicus

        You mean his daughter, cause I haven't heard that Priscilla went all wacko?

        • Angela Nelson

          She went wacko when she decided to ruin her face with plastic surgery

    • Dan

      like a boss

      • DrGarnicus

        THE boss!

    • DrGarnicus

      There's no part of this I don't like. The clothes, the glasses, the bomb woman!

      • Jessica Condrey

        Hail to the King baby 😉

    • MonkeyMadness

      It WAS good to be the king.

  • BigPup

    #8 #28 adorable… #28 smoking hot!

  • swissguy

    #28 more please, she's the perfection

  • bobbob

    #29 Yep, and John Wayne was the stupidest,and a shit actor.

    • billy

      Nice try………….

      • Urethra Franklin

        Happy Thanksgiving….Pilgrim!!!

    • Kodos

      thank you exhibit A..

      • TCSinowski

        "Bitches love me" Abraham Lincoln

    • tab

      I don't want to live in this world anymore…

      • Jessica Jenkins

        Thank you Tab I couldn't have said it better myself. I sound old saying stuff like this but honestly this generation is shot to shit.

        • JohnWayneislame

          "This Generation?" What a stupid assumption.

    • trevv

      Hahhah!! Nice one,But he was fucking shite.

    • DrGarnicus

      His real first name was Marion

    • JohnWayneSucked

      Yeah, he died of lung cancer because a film he shot was downwind of a nuclear testing site. Something like a third of the cast ended up dying because of inhalation of radioactive material; not to mention the film was utter garbage. Life really is hard if you're stupid.

      • hydrogenbond

        Yeah it's that stupid movie where he played Ghenghis Khan of all people. Youtube it that shit is horrendous!

        • Iva Biggun

          I believe that other cast members were Pedro Armendariz and Agnes Moorehead. Armendariz was most famous for playing Bond's associate, Karim Bey, in "From Russia With Love". He was reportedly in a lot of pain during the production, but he knew he was dying and wanted to leave his family with financial resources. An interesting bit of trivia here is that he also played El Karim in the movie "Captain Sindbad" which was filmed later that same year.

          • Really??


      • Tom

        Actually he died of lung cancer because he smoked 3+ packs of cigarettes a day. John Wayne was a hero and a patriot who did more for this country than you'll ever think about doing; as well as being one of the greatest actors of all time.

    • Alan Carlson

      fuck you bob

    • Jules

      Fuck all who don't like The Duke. Fuck them all.

    • Oscar Havoc Tequila

      I'll give you 2 reasons why you should like John Wayne…. They're called testicles and apparently you've had yours removed haha

    • Zach Rochner

      The term you were looking for when you said 'stupidest' is 'most stupid'. Thanks for proving his point. Also, you fail at the entire concept of 'KCCO'.

  • Master_Rahl

    #24 Beautiful

  • HoustonChiver

    #13 Internet, you know what to do!

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      I'm a bit confused. Did you want us to throw stones, as this is a glass house? Or are we supposed to masturbate?

  • Truth

    Of course not

    • The Truth

      For the record, the was not done by The Truth, but by a damn handle stealer. I reject this comment.

      • The Truth

        Create an account. Problem solved.

  • HoustonChiver


    • Billy

      Pasadena Chiver………….

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      If only it sneezed…

    • DrGarnicus

      She knows what to do with long shafts. She is good for something!

  • Martin_McFly

    #28 CAREFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    For some reason this reminds me of that scene in WARRIORS where Ajax is thinkin' with his peter and ends up getting arrested.. That shit's entrapment, but when you're a WARRIOR, that's the risk you take.

    "You Good Warriors. You reeeeeeal good."

    • Bradyized


      • Underbaker

        ARGH!!!! That is the most irritating line in movie history. Loved the movie, but wanted to stomp the crap out of the guy who said that.

  • embry_joe

    #35 wigle wigle wigle apparently.

    • Angel

      Too bad they couldn't spell it wright……….

    • CC16

      No joke. People need to learn how to fucking spell or auto-correct will be considered incorrect in the next generation.

  • Jeff

    #28 I'm in love!

    • Chazz_B

      we shall duel for her right to tell us to stop stalking lol

  • Jeff

    #22 I wish I was in your place.

    • Anjin-San

      you spelled "pants" wrong

    • DickFister

      I wish I was under her table

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