Daily Afternoon Randomness (39 HQ Photos)

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Yesterday, we posted a story about Taylor Morris, a Navy EOD who lost all his limbs in an explosion in Afghanistan. Taylor had always dreamed of having a log cabin on a lake so we asked the Chivers to pitch in the down payment on his dream home. I set the goal at $30,000.

The Chivers smashed the goal in less than an hour. We couldn’t have predicted in the opening minutes of the campaign that the Chivers were, in fact, just clearing their throats.

Many of the early comments read something like, ‘Screw the down payment. Let’s get him the whole cabin instead.’

The donations began to surge. I received an email from a family friend watching Taylor’s donation page. “John, the donations appear to be coming in faster since we hit our goal. How? This is insane!’

Not insane really, just how the Chivers have always rolled. Minutes ago, donations blasted past $200,000… $170,000 more than we asked for.

Taylor’s story is just beginning. The local and national media are now decsending upon the Morris family to help spread his inspirational story and I’ll keep you posted on the new developments. In the meantime, enjoy your weekend, you’ve earned it. Donate right here.

Happy Friday, Chivers

John n’ Leo

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  • Whoopi_G

    #22 & #23 I prefer the latter.

    • djp

      It seems to me that she has a playful attitude and strikes me as being a spitfire in the sack. Some women are prettier, I agree, but it seems likely that she would be fun to be around in general and be capable of some real inspired nookie. That's hot enough for me.

    • BruceWayne

      Ms. Marvel very cool.

      • red


    • Truth

      Moley moley moley.

    • bryan

      niether…I really dont get it.

      • Tom

        Agreed. Overrated.

        • Robert Paulson

          also agree.

        • Everclear

          I have some bad news for you, Bryan and Tom…

          • Tom

            I'm not saying she's not hot, but there are hotter models out there that aren't getting the same hype she is.

            • Case

              Like Irina Shayk, the most beautiful woman in the world

              • lonin

                Pretty sure she was on the cover last year.

            • passwordistaco

              But can they dougie like Kate? Watch her dougie = believe the hype.

              • https://www.facebook.com/cavillea.diannea Cavillea Diannea

                she dances like a fucking idiot. i get its about the tits jiggling, and not the dancing, but…i personally think dancing in front of that creepy asshole terry richardson was not hot. i try not to think often.

      • chucklesclown

        She's an attractive woman. That's pretty much all there is to get.

  • Arryah


    • Guest


  • Machew

    Happy Friday Chivers!

  • guthrie

    #23 is there anything better??? Omg

    • jackofseveraltrades

      is that her nipple or am I hoping I see one??

    • ted stevens

      Yeah, Danielle

    • Mr.Eff

      #39 Actually yes, there is…

    • KeepCalmDriveOn

      Moving her arms out of the way sounds better,,,

      • Anon

        You see… playboy could become relevant again with just one photo shoot. Get Kate Upton in there and watch the sales go.

      • tralfaz

        ..or jumping jacks.

      • http://blog.dirtyhotproductions.com/ waltgator


  • winfields

    #2 Beautiful smile Brit….

    • Seattle

      Chivette of the Week all due to your smile!

      • https://www.facebook.com/ArchangelX10 Alexander Gates

        I agree

    • 650

      I should probably go to the dentist once this decade

  • Jandro

    #12 What kind of weird religion is this?

    • Scary America

      I think things will be fine and dandy, as long as they don't teach and preach from the Bible.

      • Yep

        You people can bash Christianity all you want, but EVERYTHING will change for you the day that you encounter Christ's love for us. YOU, yes He died for you! A love that is willing to love the messy, messed up, and hurting people, AND homosexuals. Christianity is the only religion that is accepting of all and poses no threat to anyone. Anyone that has called themselves Christian in the past and killed others for the cause of it is twisting scripture and taking it out of context for their own cause. So yes, Jesus accepts all those mentioned in that sign. You all that bash it will understand on the day that you encounter His love for yourself. I hope that you do.

        • Woop

          Blind and uneducated. 2 for 2.

          • timmyK

            just like your stereotype of christians. i think its funny you can hate on christians, but when others hate on say race then they are evil and ignorant. double standard anyone?

    • Isaac

      Unitology – Altman Be Praised

    • Kewl Guy

      *insert comment bashing christianity/religion*

    • ngrfgt

      heresy is what it is

    • Jason

      hey! i live 3 blocks from this church :)

    • https://www.facebook.com/lauren.p.mckinney.5 Lauren Paige Mckinney

      That's how we roll in British Columbia.

      • nate

        Agree. First time Ive seen another Maple Ridge chiver. KCCO

        • Shadow Cat

          Hello fellow maple ridgers, kcco!!

        • Elsinor Brewery

          KCCO from Pitt Meadows! :)

      • JCInSoCal

        I grew up in East Vancouver and recognized the street name right away. Stay classy, BC!

    • jjj

      Its a made up one. Pretty much like the other ones

      • Tehtuh

        yeah yeah, we get it, "dissing religion is cool now". *yawn*

        • Cantaloupe

          If you consider calling something "made-up" to be "dissing", then Christians have been dissing other religions since Christianity began. It's the default position when you start a religion "All other religions are made up; we totally got this shit directly from Allah"

          • Anon

            Doesn't mean you have to go around saying your opinions. Some are better kept to yourself ;)

          • downfall616


        • mtpuckhead

          It's not "cool" it's just others opinion. Deal with it. Not everybody believes in god.

          • Jack_LeMac

            I think he's just talking about how it seems to be a trend to crap all over religion now; I'm personally not a religious man but seeing comments like these everywhere can get pretty stale

            • DoomsDayDub

              Pretty sure it's just that speaking out against religion is acceptable now. These thoughts are not new to the world, they were just forbidden to speak before.

    • mark

      God accepting people … maybe evening loving how he made them ….what a concept

    • dred

      The best kind. An accepting one.

      • Tom

        The one actually listening to Jesus apparently

        • mickey

          What's a Jesus?

      • thedude325

        Exactly as it was meant to be…but some (many) churches have turned ugly and self centered.

      • Jandro

        too bad there is no such thing :(

        • 9843

          gee, how tolerant of you Jandro. you'd fit right in.

          • Jandro

            I dont want this disgusting straight people worshiping with me

            • Jandro

              those….THOSE – Desi, now im an idiot!!

        • Desi

          You must be an idiot.

          • Jandro

            I don't believe so. I used 'too' and 'there' correctly

    • Marty

      that is the true opinion of what the bible teaches. some christians are more concerned about their own opinions, and therefore paint Christianity with a bad brush. The bible says God love's everyone.

    • Chris

      Was I the only one who started clapping?

    • Thor

      Just another one…another church I won't be going to…as if I needed another reason.

  • laelow

    #27 Sweet baby Jeeezus god almighty!

    • TommyD

      If that is Kevin Wong, I don't want to be Kevin Wight.

    • http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000214752111 Armando Navarro

      I hope she'll be at Comic Con this year, because I wanna see that 0_0…. along side with Jessica Nigri too! oO_Oo

    • bd63

      Holy Spankers…..to the batcave…NOW!

    • Mido

      #7 is crystalcosfx (deviantart)
      Enjoy !

      • Mido

        #27 sorry.

    • Just a simple guy

      Honey…wwwwhere my sssupersuit…???

    • stoiker

      Am I crazy or does she look like Alison Brie? Could be wishful thinking though…

    • Rahm Emanuel

      I would like to introduce you to the future Ex-Mrs. Emanuel…

    • naa

      agreed ! holy wow-zeers!!

    • MAX


    • LOL

      That's a cosplay from Ms. Marvel if I'm not mistaken, she's been in the spank bank for years….noob

      • MartiniSteve

        Is there a name so I can pleasure myself… I mean learn more about her.

    • Willie
    • cee dub

      My hand went to my crotch on its own, as this picture scrolled up.

    • https://www.facebook.com/xxkalmxx Mat Skaggs

      Best costume everrr

  • The Guy

    What is this? A school for ants?! #10

    • bazz

      It has to be…..at least…….3 times this size.

      • bestintheworld

        "3 times bigger than this" if you're gonna qoute from a movie do it right

        • TATW

          says the penis who just googled "zoolander quotes"

    • Rick


  • douche baggins

    #39 CHIVE ON TAYLOR!!!!

    • douche baggins jr.



    • Trollatc

      Fair winds and following seas Taylor.

    • laelow

      Thank you, again Mr Taylor, I only wish you and Danielle only the best, KCCO!

    • Shant1k

      <img src="http://i48.tinypic.com/fmkkz6.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

      • thom

        Just found this new article about him: http://globegazette.com/news/iowa/quadruple-amput
        Listen to this quote:
        "I chose this path; I'm doing fine"

        • https://www.facebook.com/HookEmChef Dustin Edwards

          Damn good find.

        • Woop

          Seriously i feel ashamed to be myself when i read what he says. And i'd like to think i'm a decent human being. Inspiration to be a better man.

    • thom

      Just think when they start recieving their mail in the next week or so!

    • http://twitter.com/erinwillett @erinwillett

      KCCO Taylor! Thank you for your service!

      • Shant1k

        Thank you for your existence

    • Unfkngblvbl

      Amen to that!! May Taylor and his wife's dream come true…he deserves it more than any of us here. KCCO!

    • J.J.

      Get this man a Chive On t-shirt

    • taylor_morris

      thank you all so much, this is truly unbelievable

      • ernest seemann

        I was talking to a few retired Navy Senior Chiefs I work with in the DoD and they agree this is a the VERY least we can do. I see great things for you, I see where you can do for the wounded warrior cause something like Michael J Fox has done with Team Fox. You are my hero if nothing else for putting the medic's life over your own. Rest for now but once you get good with your gear and at tanned rested and ready I bet you will do great things.

      • http://www.facebook.com/lee.yates Lee Yates

        Are you kidding me? THANK YOU !!!! You are a hero among heroes. I only hope that what this Chive community has done will in some small way give you back all you have given to us. God Bless you and your family. I look forward to seeing pictures of your cabin……..

        Thank you so much for all you gave…..we can never repay YOU ….

      • DickFister

        No sir. Thank you.

    • DickFister

      I'm a man. I got a dick and everything. But this made me weep like a little girl. God bless this family and the entire Chive Nation. You're all fucking awesome.

  • doop

    #39 Congrats to all chiving…we did a great thing for this family! But he gave us more than we could ever give him.

    • Steve

      Hey Taylor, just read your story…God Bless. Enjoy what life has in store for you…and remember KCCO!!!….Thumper.

    • Stewie

      True hero. Thanks brother

    • Pearl Albrecht

      I think maybe we could find a contractor to actually build the cabin for them now :P and maybe an awesome piece of land on some amazing lake somewhere….

      • Samhedi

        If they weren't so far away I'd be there with a truck full of tools to start building. Any chance they'd prefer to live in Oregon?

    • OnOneWheel24

      Well said sir

    • JAFitC

      I regret that I can only give one thumb up for such a perceptive and truthful comment.

    • thom

      $200,000+?!?! There must be more of us than we think. Awesome.

      • Woop

        i was surprised too. Hell yeah Chivers. Hell yeah.

    • Lunchbox

      Truly brings a tear to the eye! Humanity at its best.

    • Buriedjoe

      I just gave some money too, I am A Canadian, but I am proud and honoured I could give a little bit to a man that gave so much. I wish that all the heroes and great men and women could be given what they gave to all of us!

  • John

    #33 very cool.. Depending on the beer of choice??

    • Joe

      I've got Miller Lite in the Tap and Bud Light Lime on the Top Shelf!!

      • coocoocuchoo


    • SigEpChiver

      Bid light lime bro

      • Jack_LeMac

        When you can't afford Bud, have a Bid

    • Jack_LeMac

      Shiner. That is all.

    • Ed M

      Maybe next time you man up and get real beer…like 312 you cheap bastard!

      • Joe

        Ed M?? The one with the bags game and beer pong table that never made it on the site…Haters Gonna hate

    • Caleb

      Coors light

  • winfields

    That's the UK version…. the Chive took it and made it much better.
    KCCO and have a good weekend!

    • gma

      So can I take your house, make it better and then sell it for profit?

      • Fluke

        What I was tryna say was…Keep Calm Carry On. Was the original term w/logo. The Chive replaced carry w/ chive…and used the exact same logo and colors. Why delete that admin? Just curious. Christ. Cant even bring shit up anymore.

        • Hoss

          Like Americans should be pissed every time one of our cultural contributions from pop culture (Hollywood/Music) gets reused/re-interpreted overseas. Dude… Just be proud of the inspiration (that it originated in the UK)… take the message to heart and….. don't worry about it or in other words – KCCO.

          • https://www.facebook.com/spacenugget Curtis Payne

            I'll tell you what, someone takes my shit and sells it for $40 a pop I'm suing the shit out of the mother truckers…..and John, that's more bs than saying my ex wife still looks good…your such a fucktard dude….how much did you donate to Taylor? Your just gonna take the credit as usual I'm sure.

            • Jack_LeMac

              Yelling at a charitable man over the internet won't solve any of your personal issues, Curtis, and in the words of the good Sir William Murderface, "it won't make your weenie any bigger"

              • http://www.thechive.com SmokeyMorgan

                Amen. So cool that you used a Murderface quote. Rock on.

            • matt

              and now you remind me why i try to avoid reading message boards… sigh.

            • The Fonz

              The original Keep Calm & Carry On posters were released into public domain after being lost since their creation some 70-80 years ago. Anybody can creat, market, and sell their own versions, that is why they are so vastly popular right now.

        • John

          That's my bad actually, a few people spammed the first few comments with 'FIRST' which always chaps my ass and your comment accidentally got deleted while I was laughing maniacally shouting 'fuck you FIRSTs!!!' and deleting them with glee.

          The original came from the Barter Books in Northumberland (i think) if that helps.

          • Fluke

            Wow…A reply from the most high. I feel official now. I must go now and spend my money on your products.

            • OnOneWheel24

              How about you send that money to Taylor Morris instead?

              • Randy

                Surprised you can donate and be on one wheel at the same time bro

                • OnOneWheel24

                  So much negativity directed at someone based solely on a user name. Keep calm and chive on BRO

  • Lisa

    All the support for Taylor Morris makes me proud to be a Chivette. Everybody really came through for a true here. KCCO Taylor and Danielle, and enjoy your new home!

    • Fluke

      Keep calm carry on!

      • howley

        So true! The best description to use is "proud to be a chiver!".

        KCCO Taylor & Danielle from Ireland!

  • Whoopi_G

    #2 Great smile! Gorgeous.

  • Denise


    200k. that's amazing. so proud to be a chiver. happy weekend, everybody

    • Pedro's Rooster

      I am truly proud to a chiver and a part of this community. Chive on and have a great weekend

    • http://www.facebook.com/joe.hotle Joe Hotle

      I'll be sporting my Chive tees all weekend.

    • theKid

      as am i… great effort by everyone

    • Stacey

      Same here – I used my new internet access at work for good, shared the story and the guys decided that we'll be holding a bake sale next week and donating all the proceeds – guess this means I have to make my Irish Car Bomb cupcakes!

  • BaseballRube

    #23 is approved. #27 is very nice as well.

    • fearthecacti

      #27 MOAR!!!

  • LaurenGoMeow

    #12 love it!!!! #15 ahhhh burn em with fire!!

    • LaurenGoMeow

      ahhh i meant #17… steven tylers tennis ball looking socks

      • George Zip

        Actually, you should burn #15 with fire. That's the stuff nightmares are made of.

        • iknownothing

          I doubt the fire would kill them, they'd probably look scary as hell with melted flesh on a metal skeleton. Use lava instead.

        • HydrogenBond

          Yeah, are those dolls or was the picture photoshopped to death?

          • ouchie

            Those are actually women…. TheCHIVE has done a few full galleries on a few of them. I've seen the posts about the two on the ends.. theyre kinda creepy, yet remind me of real anime characters.

  • BigPup

    #39 Thank God for people like Taylor Morris,
    KCCO brother! There's a beer in my fridge for you any day…

  • HOOK

    #2 Need MOAR of you.

    • Salt

      No doubt. I'd give that girl the most disappointing 30 seconds of her life. And that's a promise.

      • Showtime

        Funniest comment in months!

  • Prick

    I want to hang out with #32 – she seems fun

  • whyme1973

    #8 Love the glasses. Send more.
    #19 That is one incredibly sexy stomach.
    #27 Rescue me, please.

  • Mn dude


  • winfields

    #23 and where the hell are the rest of them??? I'm not complaining either…

  • John

    Dudes feet are totally messed up and have undergone surgery! Socks, sandals or whatever We all WISH we could be that cool! Steven is the man!

    • FreddieMercury

      Yeah, but if he was having surgery and john and leo put some donation thing up and asked the "chivers" to "unite" you sheep would flock……

      baaaaaaaah! baaaaaaaaaaah!

      • Jack_LeMac

        Yes because Steven Tyler, lead singer of Aerosmith, would need the help of the Chive to get foot surgery…

      • Guest

        Didn't you die from aids?

      • HiLife

        Sad but true.

    • Scott

      My first and second responses to the caption "wtf, Tyler?" was, they know his name is Steven right? Who calls people by their last name anymore?

      • haeddre


    • mtdave

      I agree and wish these tools would stfu. Thumbs down for breaking the balls of a dude with a legit condition. Regardless how he looks (which is like a hippy lesbian) he has pain. I think he is from Vermont too, so wearing socks with sandals is ok.

      • ChodeLauncher

        What's his condition?

    • blue_bronco

      He's a douche +1

    • Cates

      i know, right? i wish i could look like an old lesbian frog……..

    • MA-Chiver

      Stephen Tyler wears what he wants…

      He has a house in Sunapee, NH on the lake. He and Joe Perry were always around town when I lived there. They never had a problem taking a picture with a fan, signing an autograph, or whatever. Not douchy at all. If they needed something at the hardware store, they went and got it themselves.
      Only person I have ever seen that put bullet hole stickers on his super car and didn't give a fuck…not one.

  • TomTheCameraGuy

    #39 "The Chive – Probably the Best Site in the World" I think you guys can lose the "probably" now

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      I already told them so several times, over 6 months ago. They just don't listen…

      – the one you love to hate

    • Nny

      Damn skippy

    • http://www.facebook.com/tim.croal Tim Croal

      I never understood why the "probably" was there in the first place.

    • AlbusQ

      Agreed!!! It IS the best site in the world

    • Shant1k

      Succeed the deed
      x4 combo!

      btw thanks again Taylor, happiest donation i've made

    • amproctor


    • elboberino


    • ichive

      You mean the best site at stealing stuff from other sites.

      • its_forge

        You're new to the internet aren't you?

      • Chiver

        *smug comment about giving to charity*

    • AJ22

      Thank you for your service if you read this. Enjoy your cabin!!

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