• Skips Entire Post

    to comment on what has not been seen. That's why I hate "Firsters".

    • Percival

      Have you gotten your attention for the day?

  • douche baggins

    Thank god I have my hair still 🙂

    • Mos

      As a guy who shaves his head, i thank God that you have your hair, too. You have no idea how many bored housewives and girlfriends there are who apparently want to have sex with bald guys. You guys with hair are cute. You pay for the upkeep of your women, us bald guys sleep with them. Works for me 🙂

      • tic

        You sound cool

      • Donotread

        Watch out, we got a badass over here.

        • 13Aliens


      • DoomsDayDub

        That because you probably resemble a very large penis!

      • dub

        Yeah, women love fat smelly guys too. It's backward day it's backward day!

      • Daniella

        lol you sound like you have a really small penis

      • Percival


  • Guest

    That's fantastic if it's real!

    • stiffypants

      Toppix … I have a co-worker who swears by it after using it while filming a commerical

  • Gomer

    Fk that! I just shave my head.

    • @Slave2anMG

      Really. I do shave my head…because I'm not going to put up with crap like that…or any of the other schmutz products out there.

      • Chrome Dome

        Oh, you're so badass and edgy and all of that.

        • yup

          I dont think that was called for… he was just sayin he isnt going to live with the insecurity of not having a full head of hair… no need to be a cock.

          • DoomsDayDub

            He's a cock, your a pu$$y. Why don't the two of you just get together and make love.

            • Lil John

              It's not edgy, it's just popular. Gave in and shaved my head at 35… I should have done it ten years ago! Yea… it's a bit of a pain in the ass having to shave from the neck up four times a week, but the ladies really do love it. They wanna touch it all the time!

              • yup

                I use to shave with a razor.. but too uncomfortable.. I changed to a water proof electric with shave oil for the shower.. MUCH better… but mostly I just use clippers now… I'll end there before this turns into a beauty tip article….

  • Thomy Gold

    I wonder if it will work on my thinning pubes?

    • Cutta

      Use it on a new born to freak out the grand parents!

  • Unfkngblvbl

    That's some weird shit. As a guy who is balding, I'm slightly interested to see what happens when you sweat.

    • Force Kin

      You end up with a beard

      • Jay

        ^– Force Kin wins the internet.

    • Bud

      Your hair starts crying

    • Hypno

      Now a real answer. Nothing happens when you sweat. You can't go swimming with it, and don't get caught in the rain, but on dry, sunny days, it's pretty brilliant. Another brand of it is called Toppik.

    • adf

      there's a lotion you can rub on your head called couvre that matches the color of your hair, that will stay through swimming/sweat..anything except shampoo. that in combination with the toppik bald people get their hair back as far as the naked eye can see.

    • 1manband

      Truth: It makes you like Tammy Faye Baker crying from the forehead. My drummer did this once and had to quit playing it burned his eyes so bad. I wish I had a picture of it though!

  • John

    If you were wondering where all the hair goes that they sweep up in a barbershop, look no further.

  • Aaron

    This is interesting why?

    • Percival

      You really find nothing interesting about legitimate hair in a can? Are you from the future?

  • Thunderhorse

    For whoever didn't live through the 90s

    • Static

      Exactly my thought….

    • the_mike

      hahaha I forgot about that! The mullet at :50 "The babes are back".

      Oh the 90's…

    • Dotson

      I know, right? Are you guys retarded? This shit has existed for decades…NOTHING NEW.

      Go watch the first five minutes of Wayne's World, they show this same commercial in the beginning of the movie.

      • Unfkngblvbl

        I remember the spray, but not the shake on stuff in the video.

    • @_matt0tt0

      The BABES are back!

    • Hypno

      This is different. It's not Paint. it's actually fibers that are made of Keratin, just like real hair. So it's actually BUILDING upon it self to look like real hair, not just a dark scalp.

  • Boozer

    Can anyone translate this? Might 'splain what that stuff was.

    • Smartass

      They're not saying anything meaningful. They're just saying things like "wow, that's awesome" "I can't believe it" and things like that.

    • Master_Rahl

      the first lines of dialogue are:
      "ladies and gentlemen, we are going to try out this product 'Caboki' on his head"

    • Yürich Llorca Núñez

      This is what they're using

  • Whoopi_G

    Just wear your hair the way it is. Be proud of it. When the time comes, start shaving. Until then, don't fuck with it.

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      Fuck you full head of hair.. warier! Ya Cunt xD

    • Bill Wald

      I started shaving my head about a month ago. so far it's gotten a positive response!

  • iXOredheds

    LOL! Kabookie en la cabeza.

  • MylesofStyles

    If this were around when I was a kid, I would have used it on my chest. Oh how I wanted chest hair so badly. *Sigh*

    • LuvsHorror

      Or pubes.

      • The_Dood

        Just buy them from a 9th grader. I hear Scott Tenorman's got some for sale…

        • passwordistaco

          Don't eat the chili!

  • Tava

    Just going to leave this hear for my balding friends…

    • Tava

      sigh… here…

    • Guest


    • bobbo

      I'm glad you brought this up. The drug companies have been pushing the dht angle for years and it has done little or nothing.

  • @BrynnM

    Was that a Photoshop pillow at 1:38?

  • ObiOne


  • Master_Rahl

    A poor attempt at the cinnamon challenge? I'm thinking that once this guys goes up against a stiff wind, it's gonna look like someone tossed some pepper into the air. Glad I'm not balding. I'd go the shaving route vs using this hair powder.

  • Wet_tosti

    Just rub the bald spots with toiletpaper. It worked with my ass, so why not on your head?

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      OMGoones…the funniest thing on the chive in months…thank you sir!!!!!xD

  • bma

    The stipple tattoo was better than this.

  • neXx

    – W T F ? ! O.O

  • selfdestruct94

    Just shave it off, it's not that bad. Hell, in the summer it's awesome. Chicago winters are kinda cold though.

  • Gteg

    It's called Toppik and is widely used in hollywood.

    • Jenny

      A la John Travolta

      • Hypno

        Nope, his is a wig. Jon Cryer uses it on 2 and Half Men.

  • Dave Buonocore

    Screw this….just shave your head and KCCO. Been shaving for a year now and have gotten more female attention than ever. Just need to stay in shape, be funny and have confidence!

    • Lil John

      Preach on, dude. Shaved my head at 35. Shoulda done it at 25!

    • ShakeyTheMoyle

      That's to much work…jeezus

    • timg

      atta boy.

  • tom


  • Prof. Large McHuge

    Unable to finish watching video due to terrible cameramanship. Seriously, dont let your nearsighted grandpa with parkinson's operate the damn camera

    • ^^^^ = Huge Douche

      get off your pedestal you whining bitch

      • Prof. Large McHuge

        How about you go get some standards, you pickle-dick. Or go fap to your attention-whores.

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