Captions: making funny photos funnier since 2004 (30 photos)

  • Chiefhenry27

    #3 so funny cuz it's true!

    • Markoda

      LOL even moreso since Diablo 3 came out!

    • who cares

      I'm pretty sure clients think you are doing the top image as well.

    • Biggus Diccus

      I really like it because my bong is at home

    • JDB85

      I don't think I could work at home.

  • douche baggins

    #5 hate when that happens

    • Dave

      There should be a post all with this guy. I can't stop crying because I'm laughing so hard

    • Rufio

      Been there done that.

    • DAnw

      Theon Greyjoy?

    • MrMan13

      OMG tears in my eyes ,, so funny!

  • weldsoft

    #22 Yes.

  • misschris

    #25 You know you read that in Bill's voice

    • Craigery

      I didn't read it in the REAL Clinton's voice. I read it in the voice of Clinton from Family Guy.

    • Dr_Batman

      At least he didn't suggest NAFTA (nother afternoon of fuckin that ass).

  • Guesty McGuest

    #1 it's pigeon, not pidgeon. I will never forget because that's the word that bumped me from the spelling bee in 6th grade.

    • darsh

      Mine was 'Rock'… didn't know the C was silent.

      • johnny

        Ahhh the Billy Madison reference, my hat is off to you sir!

    • Lisa

      I dropped the ball on "satellite." There are TWO Ls, damnit. TWO. 😦

    • Barf

      Mine was "wether"… Or was it "weather"?… Still dont know…

      • f0urd3gr33s

        whether? weather? wither? thither and yon?

        stupid spelling bees. i got knocked out in the fourth grade by balloon. >< stupid useless extra "L"

    • Brodie

      February….how was I supposed to know the order of the R and U in 2nd grade. LoL

      • press


        It's Febyoowary to every normal person.

    • Tommy

      Tenderloin. I caved and spelled tenloin. Derrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

    • thedude325

      "the" It's gets a little tricky with that 'h'

    • ColaChiver

      Salami …and yes I googled it to make sure I spelled it correctly this time. tasty meat….stupid word…

    • Ashley Groppe

      Mine was "Alaska". I spelled it as "Alaka", landing me a third place spot in the state spelling bee. Fantastic.

      • johnny

        xylophone… Still to this day I know I spelled it right and the judges fucked me.

    • ZachBob

      mine was "census" in the 7th grade. i swear they said "senses" and just had it in for me…

  • chiver

    #5 its called a shart

    • RCT

      No shit.

      • PDizzle

        Actually a little bit of shit..

  • weldsoft

    #8 Science CAN be fun!

    • jaynecobb2

      shouldn't that be -9.8ms^2

      • John

        It depends on how you define your coordinate system.

      • bw29

        and its m/s^2

        • Jack

          I didn't want to be the guy to point it out. Thank you.

    • jack

      newton looks a lot like einstein

      • wimpy

        Well played sir…

    • Dooley


      or 9.81m/s^2

  • DrMa7moud

    #22. Find …. Without the text

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Anne Hathaway… No doubt one of her better pics

    • Smaulz

      Find … Without the shirt

      • jreddy23

        Watch "Love and Other Drugs"

        • Craig

          I'd rather watch Havoc to see her bewbs

        • Lo From Wisco

          And "Brokeback Mountain". Oh. Okay, just watch "Love and Other Drugs".

      • ColaChiver

        There is some movie with her in it about her and a friend on the rich side of the tracks getting mixed up with a mexican gang which has some good topless pics… I forget the name…other than that you can rent

        Love and Other Drugs …..or just searched de interwebz

        • Michael


        • yup

          The guy before you already said "havoc" that's thats the name of the movie you tool bag

  • big_james

    #28 like SpaceBalls "Oh Shit there goes the planet!"

  • jreddy23

    #27…The Girl With The Beer-Can Hairdoo

    • Craigery

      I think women have been doing that for decades.

  • Jules Winnfield

    #21 I ask myself that question everyday

    • DaddyD

      Every generation asks themselves that question every day.

      It's been going on since the beginning of recorded history.

      • Dylan

        Which is to say, humanity peaked early.

  • Jessi

    well played sir

  • bwkisley

    #18 hahhahaahahahahaha

    • Frank

      Reminds me of Zack and Miri Make a Porno

    • Dr_Batman

      Ahh…right in the childhood.

  • wow eeee

    #12 KCCO bro, you to ma'am

    • amrith777

      Wrong!Until you are nauseous and puking,too and gain God knows how many pounds and retain water/swell up like a balloon,can't breathe/have indigestion because a fetus is displacing all your organs and you have hemorrhoids,among a ton of other things, SHE is pregnant.YOU are EXPECTANT.
      Now,having cleared that up,KCCO,thumbs up and heart felt congrats and blessings to you both! ^_^

      • Franz Ferdinand


      • ColaChiver

        dafuq are you talking about???

      • REd

        100% agreed. men don't get pregnant. people who say "we're pregnant" sound like dumbasses.

        • blUe

          people who have kids are dumbasses 😉

    • Jay

      Could be a gentlman and hold her hair out of the way.

      • Jay


  • bwkisley


  • Breau McFaggy pants

    Captions make my pants tight

    • Sam wets the bed

      They make me wet the bed


    #23 Hold a 6-pak

    • Wet_tosti

      Two in the pink, one in the stink!

    • discowheels


  • twavor

    Many of these would be awesome desktop backgrounds….hint, hint.

    • Craigery

      You misspelled "None".

      • Ina


      • twavor

        Nice! I know none of these would be good backgrounds, but I was trying to put an idea into someone's head….

  • @LosTorre

    Where the humps at? *waits patiently*

  • me...BN!!!

    #23 or two fingers and a pinky!!! She'll be shocked!!!

    • Craigery

      Why does everyone forget the importance of the thumb? If you're just using two fingers and a pinky, you're missing the spot that gives her the most pleasure: the "Dolores".

      • Craigery's Dad

        Says the virgin commenting on every comment in a thread. This may not be the place for you kid.

    • mom b*nger

      You should try the Spock-er. Leave no finger unused!… (or try the busdriver while your at it!)

    • moe

      Two in the pink one in the stink

  • okss

    … Hump day!

  • Bradyized

    #22 Curse you!!!

  • Shannon Coverdale

    #19 12 years of school, still can't write legibly

    • f0urd3gr33s

      this one cracked me up. funny 'cause it's true. 😀

    • Wood Duck

      12 years of school makes him a high school graduate …. 10 more years makes him write illegibly

  • Brad

    #18 no its not!

    • jeff donuts

      nope not on my watch. its my fav

  • Saskguy26

    #26 is my favourite but all were good, made me chuckle 🙂

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