• BdB


    • Evan

      Yeah he's on a drug, it's called Charlie Sheen.

    • Me.

      Lol "Welcome to Wendy's can I take your….Oh wait… Tracy come get this one, It's a woman again…"

  • Mat

    Why won't the vid play!?!!

    • Fail

      GD chive, FIX video play on iPads… "Probably the best site in the world… (Except on iPads)"

      Don't you guys read these comments? This same rant was listed by a few on the last video!!

      • sixdeadelves

        get yourself a real computer

        • Rant

          Chive.com isn't always safe for work ass tag. What if I'm taking a shit sixdeadelves? Asstard

          • sixdeadelves

            then take your fucking bread-loaf cankles to the shitter, and take a damn shit. or wait until you get off work. spoiled fuck.

    • Vyle

      Chive, y u no play on phone?!?!

    • Randy

      Click on the play button. Solved it

  • MattyDeuce

    C'mon, Detroit…

    • Token Black Chiver

      Not Detroit… Warren, It's a city a little north of East Side Detroit composed of mostly trailer parks and "not takin no orders from no woman"

    • stingray2309

      to be fair hes not from Detroit he from Warren a small city just outside of Detroit.

  • the_mike

    Virginity level = this guy.

    • FLA


      • the_mike

        Great argument you pose there…FLA. I'll have to think long and hard on a response and get back to you.

  • First


    • the_mike

      At least the prize is the same. Good job buddy.

  • Robocop

    I'm Mr Clean…………….…………………..up!

    • TheJesus

      "Hey, I just met you and this is crazy…but here's my number. So call me, maybe?" – Reporter

  • Brad

    Make vids mobile compatable… It's only .. Ya know… Part of your job!

    • Robocop

      Chive doesn't take no orders from no woman!

      • Maitland

        Given the situation, made me laugh.

        • http://www.facebook.com/josh.gomez.9 Josh Gomez

          Watched it on my phone with no problem. I might have a solution for you though. Take your old shit phone and trash it, and get a better phone. Don't blame The Chive because your phone is pooptastic. 🙂

  • QueenUni

    Oh what a prince..print his number….the ladies will…er…won't be calling 😛 I am sure the people in Detroit would appreciate it if he kept his inconsiderate and trashy self in Warren.

    • Token Black Chiver

      We most indubitably would!

  • Fucknuts

    I'm still waiting for the sexist comment…..

    • mbns

      Blah blah blah kitchen etc.

      • ben

        blah blah blah sandwich, etc.

  • Back to the kitchen

    That's a weird looking spatula In your hand lady

  • @BuckeyeEmpire

    "Well, he was quite offensive with his answers…" ahhh local news, providing us with reasons for forced birth control since the dawn of time.

  • http://twitter.com/dlicho @dlicho

    how does crap like this make the news?

    • http://iamawesome.com NeelsvanPK

      My question exactly…. only in 'Merica.

      South Africa FTW!

  • Master_Rahl

    "and men from Mars. That's where I'm from… " This guy clearly is out of his mind. Love how he opens with the "don't take no orders from no women" line and repeats that nonsense later on. What an absolute ass. Ladies, start lining up at his door to be the next Mrs. Don't-Take-Orders-From-No-Women. Ugh.

    • Fucknuts

      Spoken like a man that does his own dishes.

      • Master_Rahl

        haha, true. but the more agreeable I am, the more Mrs Rahl puts out. Give and take.

        • Busta Hymen

          That's not give and take. That's just your wife controlling you with her gash, And is essentially the same deal as this guy, except somehow you're the bitch.

          • Master_Rahl

            dude, first off awesome handle. Second, doesn't matter, had sex.

            • God

              great. now turn in your balls.

    • Indian0lore

      Yeah the men from Mars line was a little weird.

  • Did I say that?

    He's lucky he didn't make a racial remark instead of sexist. He might have outraged someone who wasn't watching tv from the kitchen.

  • CoreyClu

    No vids showing up on the iPhone. Anybody know why?

    • 1st timer

      Because iPhones suck. Get the Android

    • you


    • duh

      Yeah its called Adobe Flash. And good luck on an IPhone.

      • Jack

        Yeah! Except it's HTML5, which runs on iPhone. Sorry, your comment is invalid.

  • Guest007

    I feel a new meme coming, with this guy.

  • Cornelio

    He is the anti-Chive: He hates women but is not racist

  • markkens

    I don't take no orders from no woman about cleaning up my wood

    • Percival

      What kind of truck was that at the end?

    • Richard

      Maybe he was just trying to make an elaborate joke referring to his penis the entire time? He could have gotten stage fright and said Mars instead of Venus… You know the rhyme" boys go to Venus to get their penis"

  • MrHat

    "Man accused of illegal dumping." Yeah I laughed, so what? Wanna fight about it?

    • Let's Fight

      First name "Ass"

    • stimpy

      dumping logs mind you

  • ManWithNoGame

    He IS from Mars guys. The change in gravity makes it hard for him to lift things.

  • Face

    A: Im from this exact area, so it's even funnier, B: I'd prob bang that reporter chick, C: this guy is AWESOME!

    • Token Black Chiver

      I'm from around the area where he was illegally dumping and "not takin no orders from no woman!"

  • ColaChiver

    What a douche.

  • nuccabay

    come on chive, i know nobody knows "warren mi" but just another reason to rip detroit??? i guess better than saying "michigan man doesnt take no orders from no woman" haha hilarious though

    • MgoBlue

      People from MI know where Warren is… makes the story even funnier. What a douche.

      • nuccabay

        well obviously, as a fellow michigander it does make it funnier…GO GREEN!

    • C.B.

      Anyone that does defense work does. TACOM is huge there.

  • Aaron

    You would think that Detroit would have PLENTY of other news stories to report on other than "man leaves wood in street". QOTD- It must have been a woman, and I don't listen to women yelling. I tell them to shut up.

  • Todd

    Douche level – Massengill

    • Scruffy21

      Extra vinegar formula

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