Proud to be Merica!

  • Jay

    Umm… Aldi sign in the distance… That means England. Sorry Chive, nice try, but thar be fatties everywhar!

    • Dick Salad

      Aldi is in America as well…

      • Dr_StrangePants

        never seen one

        • Austin Anderson

          Iowa has them

          • Poke4Life

            So does Oklahoma

            • Randy

              Missouri and Indiana as well

              • JMo

                and virginia

                • saltysupreme

                  so the fat side of the country.

                  • Hoosier

                    Pretty much.

                    • y u so stupid

                      Successful Troll me thinks

        • Just me

          Sumter, South Carolina has one.

    • Red

      Aldi is all over the South…besides if it was England the driver would be on the other side of the car!

      • Lil John

        Yep… ll over the south and southeast (but not Florida, I don't think) and yes… if it was England, they'd be on the other side. Good eye!

        • LandSurfer

          Yes, they ate in florida too, I know of at least one in orlando.

        • Random

          Bunch of them in Lakeland, FL

    • femtrooper

      We have aldis too. Ive got 3 near me alone.

    • Josh

      Um there is an Aldi's in Bennington, Vermont…..

      • Justin

        I drive by that place all the time…can't say i've ever been inside though…

    • Anjin-San

      steering wheel on the left side of the car…

    • st33

      Total Fail Jay.

    • Guest

      Driver in the left side of the car that means not England, sorry Jay, nice try and mission accomplished if you're trying I sound like an arrogant know-it-all who is actually very ignorant.

    • CLM

      actually there 1,140 Aldis in the US. And Aldi's originally a German store, and they have stores across most of Europe, so this isn't necessarily England.

    • Death

      There u going just proving this whole section right!!! Aldi's are in the USA too!!! Stupid needs to stop its killing America !!!!!!!!!

    • Hooka

      I live in Ohio. There is an Aldi 2 miles from my house

    • Kristof Kempenaers

      Nice try, but in England the steering wheel is at the right side of the car.

    • Chiver in KC

      In addition to the other replies, the sign underneath is for "The Medicine Shoppe", which according to their website has "locations across the United States, Canada, China, Japan, Indonesia, and the Middle East."

    • Richard

      Thar be Aldi's everywhere too! Welcome to searching using the Interwebz, my name is Richard, I'll be taking you through my little Spiel here. As you can see, Jay is a Scorpio, likes like walks on the beach, and will soon get hit with a tack hammer on the head because he is a retard.

    • Andre Soto

      Yup, you're american alright. Nice try at sounding smart.

      • Lunch_Box

        Yup, your a douche. Next time try to sound less douche like.

    • coocoocuchoo

      First off, Im English.
      Second, why is there always a snobby English cunt trying to be smart or trying to put England in the lime light on every fucking post on every fucking website. I bet he's a southern fairy!

      • wombat86

        I'm Australian, and we often have the same problem…

    • Kristi

      4 next to me in Upstate Ny.

    • kmfkt

    • Drake Friedman

      Have them in Wisco

      • Bob

        I don't know if anyone has said this yet, but I think there may be an Aldi in America. Also, I don't know if you noticed, but the driver's side is on the left. That means there is no way this photo was taken in England. Also, redundant comment is redundant.

    • bobbie

      i live in north carolina and have an Aldi up the road from me.

    • Jeb

      1) Aldi is German
      2) There's Aldi in the US
      3) You fail.

      • Koont

        We have no Aldis in Washington. I wish we had Aldis, but I don't know why.

    • Lunch_Box

      If it makes you feel better Jay, I've never seen an Aldi in Louisville, Kentucky. Doesn't mean there isn't any in Kentucky, but I've never seen one.

      • Perdurabo0

        There are 4 Aldi stores in Louisville…

        • Lunch_Box

          Good to know, guess I've just never been in the areas where they're at.

    • Anon

      We have Aldi's here in Arkansas. You don't get much more 'Merican than Arkansas. Hell that guy probably lives here!

    • Perdurabo0

      Since Aldi is a German company, your logic is a bit flawed…

    • Coldzilla

      Perhaps you didnt notice the steering wheel is on the left hand side of the vehicle Jay?

    • canada

      i would just like to say 1) this guy is an idiot cause these places are obviously everywhere in the states 2) to everyone who keeps saying it cannot possibly be in england, we have right hand drive imports here and most likely they have some left hand drive imports there 3) dont diss the chive because you live in the fattest country in the world and dont be ashamed of it either it is what it is mofuka

      • Coldzilla

        2) yes there are right hand drives here in Canada and one would guess the UK but considering the %s chances are its from the US.

    • fritodog

      No Aldis in L.A. California, don't even know what one is.

      • hakai20

        Basically a discount grocery store. Can buy an entire cart full of groceries for $50.

        And there's one in Quincy, Illinois. About a mile and a half from my house.

    • Dale

      Sheesh with the haters. Go have a beer and relax.

    • mmmmhmmm

      we r very prowd of owr Audis round here yuh, cant u see Merica likes food stores?

    • Marcusbrooks

      The reason you didn't know Aldi was in America
      Is your a dumbass

    • matt

      The car is left hand drive. In England its right!!

  • Rufio

    #4 pretty much sums it up.

    • techno_viking

      Not really. I'm sure most states just don't think enough of it to actually make it a law. Pretty sure there aren't many horse fuckers out there. If any at all…

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        There certainly aren't any horse fuckers where I'm at. Those videos are clearly fakes. And there's no proof it was me; you can't even see my face. I am an upstanding citizen who enjoys the company of women.

        • wdh

          wait so, are you a horse? Mr. Ed, is that you?

    • Tweet This

      It's also legal to have sex with a garbage disposer or sleep on a cactus or wipe your ass with a broken bottle. Those have about as much to do with gay marriage as the horse sex. Just because there's no law against it doesn't mean you should do it. Spencer's tweet is asinine.

      • Ned_Plimpton

        I wish I could thumbs you up several times.

        Nice throwing in another unnecessary gay rights pic to cause hateful arguing, Chive… How bout a same sex couples adoption post next?

      • TheItalian

        You are my hero. You are the man. You win the Internet via logic!

      • Woop

        Astute observation on the logical fallacy but the point, however weak that he is attempting to make I believe is: Americans passionately and inconsistently hate things that don't impact their lives. I'm giving him more credit that due but I believe that's what he trying to say.

        • Tweet This

          The problem is that many of us are growing weary of having to see, hear and read about gay marriage, every time we look at a website, newspaper, magazine or TV. We don't need some idiotic comparison of two unrelated statistics in a lame attempt at a sardonic but oh-so-witty comment that basically calls anyone who doesn't approve of gay marriage a horse-fucker. He gets no credit from me.

          • imnotabaseballfan

            anyone who doesnt agree with gay marriage is a horsefucker except me of course i would not fuck a horse of course hahahahah

            • MrFumbles

              What about Sarah Jessica Parker?

          • Kraken

            Tweet This: You're bang on. I'm counting on you to call out the next bullshit.

    • Livin' Legend

      I think I'd be more worried about the states that find horse fucking to be such a problem that they had to make a law against it…

    • Eric Walker

      That's actually a pretty bad comparison. Gay marriage is legal in 6 states, but marriage to a horse is legal in 0 states would be a better comparison.

      Or Gay sex is legal in 50 states, and having sex with a horse is legal in 23 states is a better comparison.

      You can't compare legal sex to legal marriage.

      • BigPhil6833

        What's this? Perfect logic? I'm shocked.

        Although I think gay marriage should be totally legal, supporters need to realize that they are trying to change a norm and there are going to be people out there that don't agree with you. I love that pro gay people say that everyone should be free to feel how they want to feel, and then throw an absolute shit fit when someone says they don't agree with gay marriage.

        Also, I think it should be legal to marry horse.

    • msee

      Shocking. Just shocking. They actually let dudes marry each other?

  • babyfartmagizax

    #3 DAMN!!

    • Ned_Plimpton

      Awesome comment, man. Totally original… Couldn't have though of a better one, myself.

      • asshat

        haters gonna hate

      • jreddy23


      • Trav1121

        His mom prolly came downstairs and gave him that brilliant gem. His generic comments are worse than saying 'first'. Just God awful…

        • DWP

          100% this.

    • mattyb

      How about you nerds say something useful like who she is so i can go fap….

    • Rondo

      Suze Randall is a porn photographer.

  • Erick Hennig


    • imnotabaseballfan

      its funny cause those guys at mcdicks probably have a higher income than 30% of people on here

    • Greebicus

      Why does awesomeness get dislikes?? Does everyone disagree with awesomeness??

  • me...BN!!!

    #24 beautiful!!!

    • B!!!

      Ron Swanson would be proud!

    • Engine 7

      America, it's what's for dinner!!!

  • dragon2777

    Love #36

  • Dick Salad

    #26 Don't worry guys I'll carve the ham as soon as I find my gloves.

    • Dr_StrangePants

      I'm just sayin'
      He's a very skilled carver

    • Fucknuts

      I'ma murder this ham, yo.

    • Fred

      But the gloves don't fit…

    • Corey

      Did you hear that O.J is getting remarried? He's going to take another stab at it.

      • Chris

        A book on, how he would have cut the ham last christmas

    • cherryfarmer

      You gotta think about OJ's situation, another man driving around his car, fuckin' his wife, in a house he's still paying the mortgage on…now I am not sayin' he shoulda killed her, but I understand – Chris Rock

  • patov40

    Sometimes we're good, #9 #18, sometimes, not so much #38

    • Andre Soto

      What's good about #18?

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        The swordsman, all dressed in black, is clearly evil. Pay attention.

      • Keyser Soze

        What isn't good about it?

        • George Washington

          God damn right. Fuckin 'merica mother fucker!

          • George Washint

            That's right, I gave a thumbs up to my own comment, 'cause this is 'merica motha fucka! I fought for this shit! If you don't like it, get the fuck out!

            • George Washington

              I'm drunk…sorry if I seem belligerent. But seriously, I ran this shit.

      • Proud American

        what's not good about killing a filthy dark person??

    • kbutt

      how the hell does she wipe her ass??

      • PhotoPhreak

        Simple…she uses a hose

      • LawnGuyLand

        Have you ever smelled someone that big?

      • Blato

        She washes herself with a rag on a stick

  • whyme1973

    #3 Modernized pin-up art is great. Sexy then…sexy now.

  • Brad

    #6 Those glasses seem… impractical at best

    • will

      Yeah but I still want them.

      • Shiftycap1

  • justChive

    #8 Very impressive

    • Oli

      Now thats just cool in EVERY country!!!

    • Random

      This is only possible with the first 4 beers… after that… not so much

    • Brian

      This guy for President!

  • COCHESE kramer

    #1 where is his (or her) elbow??

    • Shirley

      He (or she) already ate it

    • Frank

      If it's like everything else, then it's in his mouth.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Smithers! What's the name of this gastropod?

    • Michael Pappy Doughty

      in england hahaha

      • Evil Dung Beetle

        Nice callback

  • Hummus

    #17 she also packed another vagina.

    • Red

      And with that thought, lunch is over.

    • Liam GTFOMW

      Down here we call that a GUNT…(A GUT CUNT) Enjoy that.

      • ColaChiver

        or a FUPA

      • Adam

        Do you mean down hear on Earth? Pretty sure everyone calls it that and it's disgusting. lol.

      • SadeShadz

        xD ahahaaha!!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      also known as a gunt…

    • socalmarti

      I'm pretty sure any vaginas she's had suffocated and died a long ass time ago!

  • dantheman7

    #8 is perfectly acceptable in europe too!

    • miss lisa

      Canada too, but I think it's safe to say this is pretty acceptable (and awesome!) everywhere. ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Beermonger

      'Merica or not, the man has skill. Would like to see him on the fifth attempt though.

  • DERP

    #1 embarressed tp be american somedays…… fat, lazy and stupid people…. quit eating so much …..

    • Embarrassed*

      You might want to be embarrassed because you're one of those people..

    • American

      You should be "embarrassed" of yourself, dumb ass. And "American" is a proper noun and should always be capitalized — even when making an over-broad, disparaging remark.

    • ColaChiver

      Ya'll get off that man's nuts, he's right in a way, I just think he worded it wrong. We are all damn proud to be American's and we can take the jokes and what not and I am not embarrassed becuase of the fat people, I am embarrassed for them. Just sad to see someone live like that and not care. And in turn, it puts off the stereotype of all Americans being fat which we know isn't true, but what is true is that per capita we have the fattest bastards on this planet.

      To outweight that so to speak we have awesome boobs, steaks, and real football….not that field fairy communist shit. MERICA!

      • ColaChiver

        Americans* …dunno why I put the apostrophe in there.

      • Adam


      • HERP

        Yep , when 2/3 of Americans are clinically overweight and 1/3 are clinically obese, that means the MAJORITY of America is FAT…… And clinical problems from all that fat are taking tons and tons of americas healthcare dollars to deal with all the issues of taking care of all the FATTIES…..

        • Patches

          Yes but the standard for classifying whether someone is overweight or obese is the BMI, which looks strictly at height and weight. Every UFC fighter, body builder, and probably professional athlete would be considered overweight or obese because they weigh a lot for their height due to muscle. BMI does NOT consider body fat percentage, bone structure, muscle mass, etc. A man 5'10 and 175lbs is considered overweight by the BMI.
          I'm not saying there aren't a lot of overweight folks out there – but I am saying that the current benchmark is very misleading and greatly overstates the "epidemic" of obesity.

          • fritodog

            I respectfully disagree. I lived abroad for 6 years and when I came back I was shocked, at not only how fat people are, but also at the amount of fat people everywhere. If you walk down the street there are way more fat people none fat people, I've counted before. Also, the measure for fat has changed. Now someone who was considered fat 40 yrs ago is regular. Muffin tops have become a norm now and are seen as regular. I'm 5'10" and weigh 150 lbs, unless you're working out 4 times a week, the average 5'10" person weighing 175 lbs is at least a little fat.

            • LawnGuyLand

              But you have to admit at that height and weight, you have almost no muscle mass. I weighed 175 @ 5' 7" in high school and I was ripped. To weigh 140 where the BMI says i should, I woould have to lose muscle mass.

            • passwordistaco

              Well since you did a head count fritodog I guess we can call it a fact the fat outweigh the normal. Notice I didn't say skinny which you obviously are. I'm 5'9" 175 and have a 32" waist, haven't hit a gym in 5 years. Am I fat?

              You're also grossly mistaken about the changing perceptions, you've actually got it completely backwards. Marilyn Monroe would be considered FAT today, as opposed to Curly from the stooges being considered regular. Just because you see a muffin top doesn't make it regular, right, or normal! Hell you're the problem, sorry went on a rant but you basically called me fat.

      • Anon

        Actually the citizens in Qatar are the fattest in the world. I do agree with you how disgusting it is to be that fat and not care though; being willfully ignorant about how to responsibly care for your own body with everything we know now is shameful.

    • robzombie9999

      I am an Australian and people get fat here too but I don't understand why Americans have to complain about it so much. I'm not fat but I like chubby girls and I think just let people do what they want to as long as they aren't annoying you

      • Woop

        Mate, us Aussies arent that great either and while I agree that we should live and let live, it gets to a point when it's gluttony not just overindulgence. Gluttony is not good for any society, not just theirs. Let's not forget they are killing themselves but I can't comment on that since its their choice.

      • Lou

        THe problem is is that their FAT related health problems eat up more health care money than almost any other condition in the USA… Hypertension, heart related issues, fat related diabetes etc. etc…. So their FAT arses riding around on motorized scooters does effect averyone…

        • robzombie9999

          Haters will hate but I think that if all the fat people disappeared it would make almost no difference to the US economy. Paying for the military to try to bring peace to the world is a much bigger expense and drinking and smoking are also very expensive but that seems to go under your radar. Also bieng fit is much more important than being thin

      • Anon

        Yeeeah more power to the chubby chasers!! Just don't let your friends catch you with them ๐Ÿ˜‰

    • Meep

      So South America is not considered as "American"? Interesting….

      • ColaChiver

        Pretty sure when someone from England for example says American… they are not talking about you Paco. Everyone knows what is meant when someone says American.

      • robzombie9999

        Meep that's like saying a Canadian is American just because you are in the same continent. To me being an Aussie the US is completely seperate to the rest of the American continent

    • Lunch_Box

      Fastest Countries of the developed world as of 2012

      1. USA
      2. Mexico
      3. New Zealand
      4. Chile
      5. Australia
      6. Canada
      7. United Kingdom
      8. Ireland
      9. Luxemburg
      10. Finland

      Fat fucks everywhere, not just in the US.

      • Brutal_Deluxe

        We're number one! Yet another reason to thumb our noses at the Mexicans and their King.

      • LawnGuyLand

        I thought Usain Bolt was from Jamaica.

      • Lunch_Box


      • DERP

        didn't say they weren't. i meant they are mostly in america. thanks for proving my point.

        • Lunch_Box

          Your point is mute.

  • tv_paul

    #3 I'd gladly go up in her 25 times before going home… ..the plane I mean.

  • usmc_chiver

    #22 And not a soul in sight……

    • Fucknuts

      Oh God! They actually meet up?

      • Saskguy26

        and multiply

    • MonkeyMadness

      The one holding the baby is very attractive.

    • Paula_

      That was in HOLLAND!!!! And it was HEAVEN!!!!1!!!1!

      – Fan testimonial: "oh Paula… you are like that mole on my hand that i couldn't stand when it first popped up. i would look at it in disgust and tried and thought of every way possible of getting rid of it but with time i kinda got used to it."

      • Dothan

        First thing I thought when I saw this picture.

    • Internet

      Caption reads: I'm not just your Mommy. I'm also your sister and cousin just like all the rest behind me….

    • LuketheTerrible

      yum Redheads!

    • Gtamazing

      The daywalkers are among us.

  • Global

    #34 love that show!!

    • Coldzilla

      You forgot the "d" in "loved". It aint shit without Sheen

      • Vince

        It was shit with Sheen. "I've got a show idea, a man has sex with women … boom … 9 seasons" – how?

        • Coldzilla

          Well you seem to contradict yourself in that post, saying that its shit and then noting that it went on for 9 seasons ๐Ÿ˜‰

          Hollywood can crank out some pretty shitty stuff but even the best of that doesnt last 9 seasons.

          IMO of course

          • bfg


            • passwordistaco

              Watched that show the same way as friends, muted.

              • Coldzilla

                OK I could see why you may watch Friends with it muted (Jennifer Aniston, Courteny Cox) but why in hell would you watch 2 1/2 men muted? Granted there were hot women on there from time to time but mostly it was Sheen, Cryer and the kid.

                Maybe ya had something for the mom?


  • Red

    #20 covers most of americans

    • tkokilroy

      consecutive world war winners. obviously not that dumb

      • ReadingsForSuckers

        Yeah! Thanks for showing up for the one year in WW1. History books are full of info…but don't take my word for it!

        • B!!!

          Your mom covers most Americans!

        • Bill Whittle

          The German Ludendorf offensives of 1918 were a desperate move on the part of Germany that had been perfectly content to play a defensive game since 1914. Ludendorf, Hindenberg and the Kaiser all backed the offensives, which succeeded initially then ended up collapsing and costing Germany the war. ALL THREE took this risk because they knew that the monthly arrival of the Americans meant that every day that passed made it less and less likely for Germany to win. While the US may have only been there for a little over a year, the presence of US forces turned the tide in that war, and were the major force behind the previously anemic and bled-out Allies success in the post Ludendorf counteroffensives.

          History books are full of info! Don't take my word for it, you ungrateful, museum-grade idiot. Our fathers went over there TWICE and died to save you animals from yourselves and I am sick of your revisionist, self-satisfied, historically ignorant BS.

          • America

            Thank you Bill.

          • ReadingforSuckers

            You're absolutely right! We'll ignore the three years of sacrifices made by the Allies fighting the war. While were at it, we'll throw out the 1917 Battle of Arras which was a devastating loss for the Germans and fought by the British and Canadians that suffered countless casualties. I'm clearly the revisionist. If you took all that from my one sentence then I can't even defend myself. I have family who served in these wars, same as you. It's much more disrepectful to disregard their sacrifices with an idea that you won the war all on your own. My comment wasn't a slight to Americans, it was an acknowledgment to all the men and women who died in the war.

            And, I'd rather be museum grade idiot than a history tv watching, self-righteous douche bag such as your self. Last I checked they hold a vast majority of the worlds knowledge. Please refrain from commenting while on your period. If you must comment, try to control your hormones before you pull your tampon out and spew your bullshit on the internet.

            "An inflated sense of self importance deflects us from the inner peace and happiness we seek in our lives. And affects those around us negatively." -HHDL

            • Lunch_Box

              You typed the following, "My comment wasn't a slight to Americans, it was an acknowledgment to all the men and women who died in the war." after being called out for your condescending comment of "Thanks for showing up for the one year in WW1" and then you try to act innocent, that was a slight and you know it.

          • Truth

            You are so ignorant to the truth of history I actually feel embarassed for your your fellow countryman, you make a 'read a history book' comment without any seeming knowledge of the historical facts. First of all the US was so underprepared for WW1 that they had to lease or buy the majority of their weaponry/equipment from the French. Secondly during WW2 your 'fathers' didn't die to save Europe they joined the war to combat a threat to their own country and as for the 'animals commrent you know full well that the US murder/violence rate is far higher than any European country. The reason many people hate Americans like you is that you seem to think that when the US finally joined the war everyone else just sat back and watched from the sidelines, this shockingly retarded viewpoint is not only historically inaccurate but it defiles the memory and sacrifice of those who fought and died from a multiple of allied nations.

          • Truth

            Heres a few facts I happen to know about the British war effort.
            During the battle of Britain an outnumebred RAF fought back the Lufftewaffe which was, at the time the world largest airforce. This halted Hitler's plans to invade Britain and he chose to turn East towards Russia instead, agreed by all to be his single worst decision. This also enabled a still free Britain to be used by the allied forces (Including the US) as a staging ground for the buildup to and eventual invasion of Europe. The British had also served the Germans their first major defeat in a thatre of war (The deserts of North Africa) which were then used as the launchpoint for the allied invasion of central Europe. The British had captured the enigma machine and at Bletchley Park broken the German codes said to have shortened the war by at least three years. (During this work at Bletchley in 1943 Englishman Tommy Flowers created the worlds first electronic computer 'The Colossus')
            All this before the US had even entered the war.

      • chucklesclown

        I like how the replies to this focus on debating the impact of US forces during previous global wars rather than calling into question the flawed logic which leads one to believe "good at war = can't be a dumbass."

      • Coldzilla

        * With help

      • Albert Einstein

        yeaaaah, you can thank me(a non-american) for that second one……

      • USA

        "I like how the replies to this focus on debating the impact of US forces during previous global wars rather than calling into question the flawed logic which leads one to believe "good at war = can't be a dumbass."

        tkokilroy got owned.

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  • James Ramos

    #8 He's good for sure!

  • Aaron

    Soooo is Chive proud to be a US based company orrrrr? I feel conflicted about this post. I'm all for satire and a joke, but on Flag Day it seems a bit off color. I know I will get reamed by all the younger kids, but older guys, any input here?

    • @bunkerpunkk

      Unfortunately the rest of the world seems to view us as a destructive, self-obsessed, morbidly obese monster (only partially true). Laughing, crying, or getting defensive won't do us any good. We need a fucking wake up call, a serious one, to kick this country into high gear on both self-pride and the economy. At the end of the day though, I could not be more fucking proud to be American.

      Seriously though, fucking fats are everywhere, so are McDonalds. No matter what country you live in, if you are fat as fuck, please be less fat and don't end up on theChive's "Merica" post.

      • Adam

        And speaking of McDonalds…went on a vacation last year to North Carolina…From that stretch of interstate which was about a little over 500 miles…my buddy counted 47. almost averaging 1 per 10 miles…it's a bit too much

        • passwordistaco

          When I was a kid it was Special to go to McDonald's, I mean like report card day or after a big game we won special. Of course my mother cooked, there's a novel idea.

      • Loadedcarp

        "if you are fat as fuck, please be less fat"
        that made me laugh. I'm going to use that….

    • Joshua Searcy

      Not just flag day. Today is the army's birthday. 237 years strong.

      • nate

        between the 10 miler and the corps run i've run over 14 miles for the bday. i'm going to mcdonalds. not really.

    • Dr_Batman

      Well acknowledging the fact that America is full of Tubby Lumpkins doesn't mean they're not proud to be American. I'm proud to live in America, but an almost 30% obesity rate is ridiculous.

      • TylerDurdenUMD

        <div class="idc-message" id="idc-comment-msg-div-380930294"><a class="idc-close" title="Click to Close Message" href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(380930294)"><span>Close Message</span> Comment posted. <p class="idc-nomargin"><a class="idc-share-facebook" target="_new" href="; style="text-decoration: none;"><span class="idc-share-inner"><span>Share on Facebook</span></span> or <a href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(380930294)">Close Message Except of course what determines "obese" is an obscure concept.

        If you go by BMI, for me to be "normal", I would have to be so skinny that, while I wouldn't look like an Auschwitz resident, it would be fairly close. I don't think I even -could- get down to that weight, thanks to having shoulders and very big legs (While everyone in the weight room did bench, I did squats since my bench sucked).

        I graduated HS at 5'11/195. That puts me in the "fatty" category. Sorry, but at that point in time I was running 5-8 miles per day, playing basketball every day, 4.9 40, squatting over 400 and could almost dunk. But going by BMI alone, you'd think I should have been strapped to a chair like that guy in Se7en and fed nothing but oatmeal and fruit.

        Another way to look at it: Tim Tebow is 6'3/250. By BMI standards he's a total fatty. And while pro athletes don't make up a large cross section of America, the fact still remains that you do have a lot of people who are fit enough to be perfectly healthy, but due to some arbitrary number system they're lumped in with the people who basically subsist off nothing but McD's and those microwave gas station hamburgers.

        Are a lot of Americans, including myself, overweight? Yup. But remember that most of this is coming from the press, using BS statistics. This is NO different than any other hot-button topic that they love to get their hands on to pull in ratings money.

        • Cal1

          Denial is what that is, BMI I'm normal, and Im not skinny or fat, just normal.

          • Brutal_Deluxe

            I think his point is that BMI is a terrible indication of whether or not an individual should be considered obese. Using this metric, individuals with more than an average amount of muscle but lower body fat are categorized in the same way as individuals with more than enough fat to attract the attention of local whaling vessels.

          • Dr. Love

            You are free to keep using a technique that was developed in the 1840's if that makes you feel better. Obviously BMI is idiotic.

        • jimbozo

          Too much. Didn't read it.

        • LuketheTerrible

          forget the formula and just look around. we are responsible for who and what we are. I dont need the press to tell me there are too many obese people. our affluence is our weakness.

    • TheBenjamin

      Couldn't agree more. It probably wouldn't take more than a few minutes to research and make an entire post about the good things in America. Or since it's Flag Day, maybe they shouldn't post a few offensive stereotypes about an incredibly diverse nation of 300 million+ people.

      • TheItalian

        Agreed. The Chive isn't known for their good taste to begin with… but given the date today this is especially off. I keep coming here less and less as time goes by, I used to be all day every day, then once or twice a day, then once a week or so. I suppose now I can just do every few months and be done with it. Sigh.

        • Bob

          Well as Carlin said, pride should be reserved for something you accomplish. I'm happy to be American, but we shouldn't be proud to be American until we do something to deserve it.

          • Real American

            If you don't think we have done anything as a country to be proud of then I feel very sorry for you. Maybe you should think about leaving America since that would help the country most.

          • TheBenjamin

            I'm a part of this:
            I think that's pretty cool. How about you Bob?

        • Kzo

          Yeah that's why maybe you missed the Taylor Morris post…

    • Old Guy

      I doubt they know it's Flag Day or the Army's birthday. Just not important to a lot of people.

    • Mr Man

      Lighten up, dude, just have a laugh at the last days of your empire….

  • Brandon Beardslee

    #32 got me.

  • 'Murika

    #7 I must admit, the drunken ingenuity there is flawless. Party on, my friend.

    • Brutal_Deluxe

      Alcoholic ketchup? Or were you referring to #8?

  • Chris

    #26 solid knife skills ๐Ÿ˜‰

  • fail

    You know, or #8
    Some of us are true Americans.

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