The UFC girls return to theCHIVE offices (26 HQ Photos)

After the UFC Octagon Girls visited our office the first time, we've received hundreds of emails from Chivers kindly demanding their triumphant return.

To celebrate the 4th of July and UFC 148 Silva vs. Sonnen II this Saturday, July 7th, Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste are back! Patriots that they are, they wanted to celebrate the 4th the only way the UFC knows how… way over the top.

Brittney and Arianny also helped us break in our new intern by shooting water balloons at him point blank with a 100 yard launcher.

Brittney Palmer’s twitter here. Arianny Celeste’s twitter here.

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  • babyfartmagizax

    Brittney Palmer and Arianny Celeste are such babes, love the UFC and their def part of the reason! #17 and #18

    • Knockout_Ned

      *they're

      Also, eat shit & kill yourself.

      • Yuri Dumbass

        Eat shit and die fuck head

    • gosmallboobs

      #10 and #11 that's because Mac is a fudge packer.

    • gosmallboobs

      and baby shit is a moron.

    • LOL!

      I love the hate-filled discussions after his posts… maybe he will get the point eventually

    • Just Sayin'

      If pictures of the UFC girls can't get you blind thumbs up, you know you're a fucktard.

      • Martin_McFly

        eventually his points might sway.. but the UFC girl's wonderful backside was NOT in his original post… He added that later.

        • babyfartmagizax

          You do realize, once someone comments, I can't edit it….. fool. And I was on my lunch break, don't really have time for editing posts.

          • Ethix

            I call bullshit. You have time to be first on every gallery that's posted, you have time to edit a post.

          • Trav1121

            Don't listen to his lies. He edits them all the fuckin' time after someone has commented. He is either a Chive employee, in which case, Paula_ is a much better quality troll, or a fuckin' hacker, in which case, Bob, Leo, John or Mac, ban this muthafucker for LIFE!

            • HOOK

              YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP! You nailed it.

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              babyfartmagizax is a coworker? Oh?

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – Fan testimonial: "Paula, I'm going to vote you down on this one, because I know that's what you're after. As long as we have an understanding that I think this is completely hilarious."

    • Woody

      Babyfuckface….glad you included their lasts names….otherwise i wouldn't have a clue as to which Brittney and Arianny you were referring to….buckethead

    • magicmakesfartbabies

      Dear Attention-Whore:

      I think from now on I'm just going to start thumbing down your comments by default.

      • Chuck Liddell

        I'd like to get babymagicfarts into the Octagon for 1 round …just 1 round and crush his dumb fingers

        • babyfartmagizax

          Funny, I've trained with Chuck Liddell..

          • yourmom

            Only took 5 beers to get the taste out of your mouth haha!

    • Sarex

      Have an upvote, whats with all the hate?

    • davewoo

      I managed to look away from the girls for a second. You should maybe clean your grill!!

  • flybirdsfly

    #3 I wouldn't mind getting choked out by this pair.

    • Person

      These girls are out of this world. I hope that whomever they are with treats them right, that is all.

    • Colio

      Preferably by triangle choke so my head would be between their legs

    • Child Please

      We're not worthy! We're not worthy!

    • Kenai

      *these pairs

    • john long

      Thems got pretty straight noses for ufc fighters

  • craig

    where on the website do i click to order them to my house?

    • NoNoNo

      go play in traffic craig.

  • HOOK

    AHHHHH,it's a great life…….

    • Hook loves men

      Because you are looking at pictures of girls on the internet?? That's your standard for "a good life"?

      • its_forge

        Well, it could certainly be worse.

      • Hook Butt-Pirate

        agreed. what a loser.

  • Martin_McFly

    #17 Holy God…

    • America

      Calm down, spazz.

    • nate33uc

      sofa king hot. that hump is ridiculous

    • djp

      Palmer is right.

    • 798uiu

      take it easy, fapster.

  • Martin_McFly

    #2 Just a typical fourth of July

  • walker

    #9

    can you blame them?

    • America

      Actually, yes… considering our taxes are paying them.

      • america #2

        yes great independence day thought. our tax dollars being burned by an inefficient pig flying machine, while NOT fighting crime. fuckin a.

    • Whoa!

      It's almost like I read that caption in the picture!

    • its_forge

      You know they're using the live-eye-sky-zoom-ten-thousand with the infrared and the texture-mapping feature to read those girls' areolas as if they were braille, right?

    • http://twitter.com/JJrrake @JJrrake

      Fuck pigs! Bunch brainwashed pussies

  • flybirdsfly

    #14 Keep Calm and I Just Busted a Nut.

    • Notknowing

      They can bust my nut.

    • DDD

      #15 So did john….

      • 798uiu

        thinking about cock.

    • wow eeeee

      Is this why they can't keep shirts in stock at the chivery?

  • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

    #25 say hi to your beloved Paula!

    Hugs,
    Paula
    – Fan testimonial: "I can't tell if your comment is telling or merely mockery. At any rate, it speaks close to the truth in some cases. – LucretiusCarus"

    • Der Freischütz

      Hello, Paula. You seem awfully chipper today. Has the troll not been out in the sun? That can be the only explanation for why you're not so snarky today.

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      OK ASSHATS!!! Who deleted my FIRST comment!? Hmmm? HMMM!!???

      Choke,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Holy shit that is fn' HILARIOUS!!! That made my week, and quite possibly my month! Thank you so much for that!"

    • Trav1121

      /waving Hi Bob… I mean, Paula_ *chasing down the cat and stuffing it back into the bag* My bad. 🙂

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        Did you notice Bob's infamous 'boob grabbing' pose?

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Paula…. FUCK OFF!. The Chive and all Chivers hate you. Please die today in a car accident or from a heart attack. – anonymous"

  • parker

    #10, #11

    Goddam it, Mac

  • LarsfromNorway

    I'm a sucker for blondes, but Arianny is just HOT HOT HOT

  • Sampson

    Who did the artwork on #2

    • David

      Probably Mac, he does crazy shit like that on his twitter.

      • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

        You could easily leave out the "like that on his twitter" part.

        Hugs,
        Paula
        – Fan testimonial: "Shut up Mac – Chad, Billy and others"

  • Macman

    #23 makes me want to close my office door and have a little alone time…….

    • Kowabunga

      the one on the right.

  • Prick

    the blonde is crazy hot #16

  • tv_paul

    #17 I like to do more than Chive on in those undies..great Googly Moogly!

    • http://www.cupcakesbymartha.com MarthaJeane

      I would like to know where I can get a pair!

      • miss lisa

        Me too! Chive, you must make these super cute panties. Chivettes want! Think of it as a delayed Half Christmas gift to us. 🙂

      • Kristen

        They won't match that stupid fucking hat…and you strike me as the type of whore that doesn't wear panties.

  • BigPup

    Wants to work at theCHIVE REALLY bad!!!

    • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

      Nobody WORKS there… It's not work if you love what you do.

      Hugs,
      Paula
      – Fan testimonial: "Fuck Paula, you made me smile against my will again…..must fight troll….must resist Paula's persistence….must not thumb up! AAAHHHGGHH – 99bags"

      • Yuri Asshole

        STFU Twat

  • matt

    Nice sweep…
    #standards

  • SuperDanMan4290

    #3, #4, #14 – Thank you Chive!… Thanks UFC girls! made my day! 😀

    Best,

    ~Superdanman

  • Dick Folgers

    #12 #18 #23 Is pretty much everything I believe in…

  • Matt

    Brittney Palmer – SO HOT!!!

  • AtlChiver

    #17 Please tell me you are going to sell these.

    • http://www.facebook.com/Nukkies Joana Sharp

      seriously because i will definitely buy one for each day of the week

    • jkl;

      Dude, selling women is illegal… 😀

    • ChivetteLover

      My wife NEEDS her hot ass ass in these while she's wearing nothing but a KCCO. These have to go into production NOW

      • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

        proof of this ass…please.

        CKTAM

  • techno_viking

    #22 I'd love to play a game of corn hole with them…

    • Jack Heroff

      I'd love to eat both they're corn holes….

      • Epitomizer

        You need a keyboard filter…

  • DTAB

    A quick google images search brings up far, far better photos…..

    • DTAB

      Thumbs down for nudes? For shame!

  • Nate

    #11 FUCKING EPIC

  • architectmosby

    #23 um, yes please

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