Scientists say wearing a beard makes a man a bajilliondy percent cooler (35 photos)

  • Unfkngblvbl

    I don't always shave my beard off…but when I do, I get laid more.

    • Hara

      i hear ya. i love me in mutton chops (it's really awesome) but the ladies but the ladies like it clean.

    • WaLogger

      Maybe y'all should scroll back up and look at number 7 again.

      • winfields

        #7

    • redbeardmania

      I've been rocking a full beard for a full year now and i cant keep the ladies off me

    • OOh!

      Because you are female.

      • prune

        In what way dose that make any sense.

        • DrFunkenstein

          Think about it. Don't rush yourself.

    • http://www.facebook.com/abe.lindner Abe Lindner

      Leave the beard…the quality of those experiences will increase.

  • kal50

    #27 FTW

    • http://www.facebook.com/mark.allison.31 Mark Allison

      Welcome back Billy Mays

      • Mac

        he gave us one more good thing before he left

  • Superman

    The beard is an amazing thing for those that can grow one. 😦

    • ---

      Every man can grow one.

  • ChestRockwell

    Please make a post full of Olivia Munn's HUMPS!!

    • Bill Murray

      i've seen that woman several times, so i have to ask: what hump(s)?

  • basic

    Yeah, they look boss… but unless you are a fat cat rockstar, most chicks don't like making out with guys with beards. True story.

    • Sasspirilla

      I am girl and I LOVE a man with a beard!!!

    • Crevsev

      Only the women do, friend. Only the women do.

    • Beardo

      My lady loves ir, in fact she gets depressed when I shave

    • rob

      I'm married! she has to put up with it! mwhahahahahahaha mahaha ha

  • akgoalie9

    gonna have to pick me up one of those after work today.

  • Anonymous

    #18 greatest beard/shirt combo ever.

    • Griesman

      Not True. See – Puggernaut. Best.Shirt.Ever.

  • Jon

    #27 Chuck Norris?

    • notchucknorris

      no thats his son

    • 390809

      only chivers would still be making chuck norris jokes.

    • Me

      Chris Costa's baby picture

    • Aeege

      Hi, Billy Mays here

  • The Gentleman

    #30 what about handlebar mustaches? Debating whether or not to have mine.

    • http://www.facebook.com/michael.adam.904 Michael Adam

      I am going full beard at the moment but I rocked a sweet handlebar stache for a while with curl and all and I got a lot of girls from it…true story

    • Megan

      I love handlebar mustaches. I think they can look really sexy on the right guy! But, I've also got a thing for the old bare-knuckle boxer/carny sort of look.

      • http://www.facebook.com/michael.adam.904 Michael Adam

        I wish I could share a pic of mine, it was gnarly, I went to a bar on new years and got well over 100 bucks in free drinks from the bartenders and random ass people lol

  • Verbal_Kint

    Beards are cool, if authentic. Not fucking hipster beards.

    • Paul from the gump

      Whats the difference? I have a beard and want to make sure I am doing it right.

      • Verbal_Kint

        Intent and accessories.

        Does your beard accompany:

        1. brightly colored ray ban glasses with tinted or clear lenses
        2. American spirit cigarettes
        3. "old school" tats
        4. skinny jeans
        5. a fixie or single speed
        6. PBR in your fridge

        If you answered yes to 3 or more of these, you're doing it wrong.

        • Fred

          So, Hipsters are look stupid and having a sweet beard does fix that. Too their credit though hipsters tend to grow one of the right kind of beards. not those douchey pencil line chin strap asshole beards.
          Skinny jeans damage your reproductive capacity so hopefully the problem with hipsters will sort itself out

        • DrFunkenstein

          First off:

          Secondly:

  • Jose

    There should be a pic of the EOD Dude….. Just saying

    • mia

      and ZZ Top

    • DDD

      A picture of Taylor Morris would have rocked this post…

  • http://Thinkrandomness.blogspot.com Beserker

    #36 bfm! True wisdom

    • fish

      Now that's doing it right!

  • SpacemanSpiff

    except when it's patchy, that is just manic

  • Where's Taylor

    Where's Taylor Morris?

    • Dar

      #8 resembles him.

    • carucha

      where's jesus??? he gotta badass fuking beard

  • yeeNyee

    work makes me shave:(

    • Paul from the gump

      quit that job

    • http://www.facebook.com/abe.lindner Abe Lindner

      That sucks…

  • Paula's ex fiance

    Disgusting, what's next? Paula's arm pits hair?

    • Reed Tarded

      You think beards are disgusting, and you're a man? You fucking fruit cake. Shaved faces originated in ancient Rome. The men shaved their faces to have a more womanly appearance. This was mainly done for huge Roman orgy's, where men had sex with women and men. True story.

      • Chezz

        spartans actively had sex with dudes. true story.

        • Learn

          Untrue…do your research. Spartans had "mentors" which have been turned into lovers by homo apologists. They probably had about the same percentage of homos as any society.

    • Dar

      You obviously are unable to grow one!

  • Mojo risin

    #4 lizard king!

  • neek

    Pentagon Study Finds Beards Directly Related To Combat Effectiveness http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/04/pentagon-study-

  • https://www.facebook.com/jessbartman Jess Bartman

    Where's Taylor Morris and that manly beard of his?

    • Brice

      I was wondering the same thing. They need to add Taylor's beard as the last photo.

      • The Joker

        he should grow it out, then he'll look like a fuzzy caterpillar.

        • DDD

          Suck a bag of Dicks!!

    • https://www.facebook.com/jessbartman Jess Bartman

      Dare I say the beard saved his life?

  • Hero_Status

    Where's James Harden??? Fear the Beard

    • Turd F.

      He's stuck in the 2012 NBA Championship series until he can sink 10 points. Don't bother waiting up.

  • http://www.facebook.com/justincredable71 Justin Lentz

    #18 is my hero

  • Macro

    #20 Mind = blown

  • Supernova

    finally! I'm so into guys with beards! waaaaaaaaay sexier than those clean boys!

    • Dar

      Are you a Chiver or a Chivette?

    • nphotoblue

      Those are the reviews that I get!

    • http://www.facebook.com/abe.lindner Abe Lindner

      Thank you Supernova…you've just been hired as our newest spokesperson!

  • A BiPolar Guy

    Thank you from 1 crazy bearded man! too many instances out there of people equating beards with evil! twins are just one example.

  • Nick Burns

    <img src="/image/pics/IronandWinesongPics1mQuytcATboXFM.jpg" width="500" height="311"/> I see your beards and raise you Iron and Wine, AKA Sam Beam.

    • Iron & Beard

      I see your Sam Beam and raise you Seth & Scott Avett.

      • https://www.facebook.com/marcpoulin Marc Poulin

        Hey, I didn't know people on here had good taste in music!

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