I’d be honored to buy a beer for the genius who came up with this (33 photos)

  • Pullen


    • Unhappy Airman

      I don't care for the 388 FW

    • ass grease

      I remember a Pullen raging during ALS about Mexican music playing all day in the dome.

    • Darren

      849 AMXS blows more.

    • Tee

      Correction; MX blows.

  • Vyle_Kidovich

    #6 that should say definitely

  • Maf

    #24 Brilliant!

    • its monday

      wait i dont get it :X

  • suck me dry

    all the way off

    • chesterdrawers

      harder, no faster, no deeper…

  • IrishInNJ


    "Yeah, it's not a very good program"…the simplest lines get me. Very funny.

    • hurr

      awesome save

  • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal

    one time i gave my cat a pair of nike sunglasses and he was like "LOL WHAT DO I DO WITH THIS"

    • felinealright

      nick please tell us more of your crazy cat stories and we'll give you a dollar

    • Wayne

      Fuck your cat.

  • AssClown

    #2 Proudly South African!

    • Fletch

      A hero For all

  • Emucratic

    So much win in this, I can't decide.#4 #9 #22 #26 So much win.

    • http://twitter.com/nickinwarcal @nickinwarcal


  • boobman

    #22 homeless theater

  • Frosterson


    I always wondered how they dealt with that!

    • dr.phil

      not real

  • wmthomas3

    Seriously Fuck these Audio commercials that pop up. Note to advertisers, we don't listen. Note to chive it makes for a horrible experience.

    • MylesofStyles

      LOL @ Internet Explorer.

    • UWYO

      or you could just run ad blocker like everyone else…

      • Applefish

        Firefox with AdBlock Plus, baby!

    • Sadface

      Totally agree. This is why I left Break.com and if audio ads keep coming up I'll have to leave here too. Not even my choice, I love this site but my boss doesn't. =(

      • Jah Reefer

        I don't see any commercials… ever.
        You guys must be doing something wrong.

      • Asolare

        Just install AdBlock.

    • Ben

      You can turn the volume down.

  • Wood

    #11 Or, picture of dinner I overcooked by reading directly from Betty Crocker cookbook in an attempt to show that I am a good wife.

  • DrewWazHere

    Pure genius!

    • marc

      or you could recycle…either or

    • Alan

      When I'm tossing a lot of paper I do this by accident.
      Usually the thing tips over before you get that high …

  • guest

    #30 Guessing that she wasn't that great looking.

    • Craig K.

      Guessing that you don't know how to read. Especially the part where he says "Strange pretty girl."

      • guest

        Guessing that you usually make pretty girls feel awkward when they are trying to talk to you by asking if they watch porn. All I know is if she was "pretty" I would have had a different response to give myself a better chance to not have her walk away from an asshole!!

        • Fletch

          Assholes always seem to get the chicks

    • msee

      thats quite a build up to a really poor immature and stupid reply.

  • http://freshdub.tumblr.com KCO617

    #7 Slate that for Rio. Phelps is already qualified.

  • Lucky ducker


  • Tuttified

    #22 Home theater in a box.

  • AssHaterson

    #30 Made me giggle.

    • Kevrhutch

      I want to try this! well if I ever get the chance too

  • Dan

    #33 man, it would suck to get punched with that…

    • Applefish

      Don't bring Brass Knuckles to a Bourgeois Brass Knuckles fight!

    • FunKiller

      But it would be awesome to open a bottle of wine like that!

    • https://www.facebook.com/ardisfoxx Andre Foxx Battrick





      More like CLASS knuckles, amirite?

  • FarknChiveon

    #16 I don't trust it.

    • dirtysteve99

      I'll trust it for a short while, a few beers in and there's no way my thumb wouldn't nudge it off.

    • Frank M

      #16. I just keep imagining him chatting with someone.
      Forgets that he has that dish attached to his beer.
      Takes a swig & flings his appetizers into his eyes.

  • Needlegun13

    #32 I just laughed my ass off at that!!!

    • B Dub

      I had no idea #32 even existed. I laughed so hard the guy at the next table actually moved down a few. I'm in if I ever see these!

      • Needlegun13

        Me either!! But I can’t wait to try this….

    • Wisti

      me too…and I share an office with my boss who is never in a good mood…

      • Needlegun13

        Stay strong bro – KCCO. And laugh. A LOT.

  • it'sAme..mario

    #25 freaking genius

    • The_Dood

      This is long overdue. I can't believe we didn't see these years ago.

    • ash

      Too bad it'll still take three tries.

  • misschris

    #25 Is pretty brilliant – I always chose the wrong direction first! I always say, if you have a 50/50 shot at getting something, you have an 80% chance of choosing wrong. (lol)

    • Applefish

      Quick tip, about 99% of the USB connector have the USB logo on the top side of it. Make sure you connect the plug with the logo facing up. Or if you have a tower PC, towards the center of the case…

    • Turrebo

      Well, according to Terry Pratchett, million-to-one chances crop up nine times out of ten.

      Still, that USB plug is Nobel Prize material.

  • https://www.facebook.com/brad.kempenyjr Brad Kempeny Jr

    #25 Wouldn't work. Unless they took it into account, the +5v and GND would be backwards as would the + and – signal contacts.

    • Applefish

      Unless each little USB board have independent wiring to the inside of the casing.

  • http://www.facebook.com/michael.howley.148 Michael Howley

    #7 You should get one "life" per gold medal.

    • pennywise79

      Lochte would just stay in Phelps' shadow wondering why the hell they call it "dodgeball" and then get pegged in the face while hitting on whoever's left without a Y chromosome.

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