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August 29, 2012 |
In: Girls, Hot Women, Sexy Chivers
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#4 you're beautiful and won't be single long.
ohh yeah!! all these chick are amazing. #11 and #15 are my favorite Texas!!! There are a bunch of Texas girls on gogigem.com also.
If that isn't Jolene from Nitro Circus, it's her twin.
It seems only single chivettes are in Canada or Texas wheres my Upstate NY single chivers?!?! COME TO ONEONTA
#3 let me speak for everyone when i say…"what a fuckin idiot"
pretty sure the other chick has boobs aswell. just saying
I know right. It seems that the only thing she brought to a relationship was a pair of boobs
Fake boobs to be exact
his ex girlfriend was probably #6. cheating excused….
yeah! duckface? I don't even see it!
Well, I'd like to see what that "fuckin idiot" went back to. And I'm sure if they've gone out long enough for her to post, he's already seen the goods and knows what he's giving up.
Chive, I believe I speak for the majority of Chive Nation by saying, we want MOAR!!!
that tiny amount of nipple peaking out of that bra made my pants a little tighter.
Why do nipples make boobs better?
A wise man once said "no matter how beautiful a woman is, somewhere in the world there is a guy tired of putting up with her bullshit"
I've never heard that saying in my entire life. Especially never ever on this website.
Well you have now.
You missed it.
MOAR has never been this appropiate to yell out
I want to hug her…….topless.
Agreed…this boobaged blessed lady needs to send us moar.
So, you can tell just by her picture that shes not a nut job and HE'S the fucking idiot? Intersting…
Pretty sure that you are not speaking for me….. People brake up, it happens, I am sure he had his reasons…
Her ex-boyfriend must be gay.
Or she is bat shit crazy.
This is an obvious MOAR right? Can we find her? I'm a rebound specialist.
Notice it seems the guys were doing the dumping here and not the other way around? Remember, these are single women who's fathers can't wait for someone else to take over payments. It doesn't matter what they look like, they will do whatever it takes in order for some guys to take care of them and pay their bills. I'm sure their ex-boyfriends found this out and are better off for it.
To OP. Its so funny I was think the exact same thing when I saw this post. May I add….Damn those are some Tig ol Bitties!!!!
Wait a sec… So a guy who dumps a chick who thinks it's a good idea to post a bunch of skimpy pics for all the creepy Chivers (and you KNOW there are a hell of a lot) to leer at for revenge and he's the one who's a fucking idiot? Some guys clearly have to learn that no matter how hot she is, it's never worth it to stick your dick in crazy… more than once, anyway.
Apparently what he will be missing is a set of big ole boobs …. what else do you bring to the table?
#25 what a beautiful smile. I wouldn't mind seeing that everyday!
agreed……… and #6 & #8
for the win…. by far
Lots of Canadian chivettes today! Thanks for reminding me how great this country is ladies!
I agree KCCO
It does almost seem like the Canadian addition of Newly Single Chivettes. Let's see MOAR of that in the future.
It'd be even better if they were saying what province they're from!! Great posts though!
Province and/or city!
Indeed she is. But I can't stop the gif in my head that has her backing up over and over against that lower peg there.
Oh my good God, you're hot. Dysdania.com!
God GOD moar please!
#21, yes, absolutely chive worthy!
"These" pictures…… Where are the rest Chive!? Quit holding out!
good point. well made.
And, um, who took them?
If it was a girlfriend, I REALLY want to see the other pictures!
But if it was a man, I can guess why you were dumped.
Oh ye of little faith. I know she's blonde, but I bet she managed to figure out how to use the timer on her camera.
why are you still here???? shut the fuck up already, nobody wants to drink your shitty coffee…
Here's your dummy back, fella, now go back to sleep.
Oh, Romney sucks the dicks of deformed puppies and I want to punch his hag wife right in her uptight gap.
Why the fuck are you still here?? do you know what you call 100,000 liberals at the bottom of the ocean? a good fucking start!
Because after we perform the ritual drowning of the liberals, maybe the fertility god will be appeased and grant us spontaneous abortion after incidents of rape, just the way nature intended.
Jesus fucking Christ, it amazes me how stupid some people are. I may not agree with a lot of things that the majority of self-proclaimed liberals preach, but to support conservatism is to support pseudoscience. I think Palin already has proved this point LONG ago. Why are you still here? Don't you have an appointment to go fuck your cousin or something?
"Liberalism (from the Latin liberalis) is a broad political ideology founded on the ideas of liberty and equality. Liberals espouse a wide array of views depending on their understanding of these principles, but generally liberals support ideas such as capitalism, constitutionalism, liberal democracy, free press, free and fair elections, human rights and the free exercise of religion."
Yeah, I'm a proud Liberal.
What about that do *you* disagree with, Slackjaw?
Liberalism is all about removing freedoms… if I enjoy doing something that you find offensive then we make it illegal thus stealing my freedom. You cannot stand the thought of putting a convicted murderer to death, but gladly kill innocent babies. you want laws to tell everyone how to live rather than allowing people to make their own choices and dealing with the consequences. Liberals confuse the idea of "equality". the options in front of everyone are equal, the results depend on how hard you work for it.
the only free religion liberals support is atheism!
Conservatives have for quite some time had more in common with the definition of liberalism, however it has been hijacked by the progressive movement and thus killing freedom!
Oh yea, suck my nuts you fucking gunch!
You, sir, are a bit stupid.
Admit it. You really aren't that bright, are you. Because, if you were, you would see that what you wrote MADE NO FUCKING SENSE AT ALL.
"he became an ex and never saw these"…he's sure as fook seen them now, along with the rest of the world…well done, you sure showed him….
COTW with her set and some at The Chive please….
It's duck season!
Yep. Pretty sure those are called 'boobs' these days. Good job, Mr. Dutch guy.
someday I will have a girl like these beautiful lady's and treat her like a queen… untell then… I will KCCO
The rest of her must be pretty crazy and not in a good way if you would cheat on those boobs
These girls won't be single for long.
bravo! thats very awesome
That is some top shelf stuff right there…
Ummm, so, your ex is actually gay and likes hairy chests then?
Wouldn't let this one out of my cave
i am newly single and would like to know more.
I'd mind that GAP!
The only hot one on in this post!!
The only hot girl in this post. Usually hot girls are a little crazy or spoiled though!
The only explanation for #3 is that one of them is a nut job. I volunteer to experiment and find out of it's her, for science of course
Honestly, he's not missing the tits. The other chick prolly has some too.
#2, #4, #7 & #21. So many beautiful newly single Canadian women.
#2 move to australia please
Exactly what I was thinking. I need to move to Canada. The XX chromosome there is so spectacular and seemingly abundant with awesomeness.
Fuck off. We are full. Just kiddin, they let any dip shit into this country.
And I'm stuck in Colorful Colorado. Yay….
All me peoples…. so many single gorgeous women… so many retarded men apparently
Any of them happen to be BC ladies, first beer is on me!
Here's to hoping some live in Ottawa!
I'll second that!
Nah, Montreal is better.
But they probably all live in Calgary.
And I am a newly single Canadian Chiver. Where are these Chivettes hiding?
Don't worry #3 I can think of two reasons you won't be single for long
#3 If he gave up you I really wanna see what his ex looks like
i like your style bonnie lol
I bet SHE doesn't do duckfaces
She did do a duckface in that lower shot, didn't she?
How did I miss that?
I can take an educated guess why you missed it
He knows what he gave up…
#18 nice slipup
where can i buy one of these…?
so in order to get girls to take their clothes off and take skanky pictures all we have to do is break up with them??? fellas hear me now!!!!! break up with your women so that we may all look upon their underboosum.. UNDERBUSSOM!!!!!
Alternative title:Newly Single Chivettes but not for long…unless they are a crazy bitch!
They need to add a way to contact these Chivettes.
They could contact you… if you weren't hiding behind anonymous postings. And of course assuming they wanted to.
#21 so, so worthy
Not single for long me thinks.
#3 im pretty sure youll bounce back!
Hump day+Single chivettes = A great Day … Thanks chive !!!!! KCCO from canada
I second that!
#15 Forget him and move on, if he dumped you he was a dumb ass anyway.
I can see why he left her…."1.25 yrs". I'm surprised she didn't put in the hours, minutes, and seconds! Remember, good looks doesn't mean that they're not bat shit crazy! :p
Don't see this as a bad thing – at least he didn't take 10 years to figure it out.
I'm with Maytrix… at least he only wasted a year of your life. If your personality matches your body I doubt you'll be single long. good luck.
I'm glad he did it now! Parting words were I couldn't be better. The guy is a mathematical genius…hence giving the time spent precision Thanks guys!
Where In Tx? JK
#34 Both of you are very beautiful, I would love to see moar
Except for that piercing. Gross.
I like the piercing
agreed, two stunning beauties
Question: Are they both single? Giggity!
#26 there is just something about this photo that terrifies me… She has the crazy eyes!
So hot, want to touch the hiney.
Probably. But worth it.
She looks like my ex. This terrifies me.
"Dead" eyes. Crazy eyes have more fire
First time I actually know a girl that's been on the chive!
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