A little inspiration goes a long way (27 Photos)

  • http://www.facebook.com/mark.allison.31 Mark Allison

    #12 so you're saying there's a chance

    • Woop

      Oh i see what YOU did there

    • QuoteDude

      That's actually stolen from Confucious, who said something along the lines of "Man who stand on hill waiting for roast duck to drop in his mouth waits for a long time."

  • Sam

    #11 I live by this one. And livestrong! Almost 5 years cancer free 🙂 not too shabby for a 21 year old

    • MOAR

      Awesome, Sam! KCCO

    • OhioChiver

      Well done Sam. Keep on, Keepin on.

    • fgbsgb

      Fuck ya Sam!

    • bigcityreem

      And many more years to come.

    • Chiver

      One of my favorite quotes of all time, Team Coco!

    • sjd

      Well done young man! KCCO.

    • RobboJohn

      Good to hear! Hope you continue to be cancer free and happy most of all.

  • moondog

    Dont let your meat loaf…..

    • Gunner

      Don't let your pie crust..

    • Moonpup

      But always let your pot roast.

    • Stuffy

      don't let your patty melt.

      • good?

        Don't let your french fry.

        • Alex

          So call me, maybe.

          • Bryan Mills

            …but I will find you and I will kill you.

    • David

      This post and replies is why I love all chivers

  • Streetnic

    Its awesome that this pic #6 is followed by #7 Einstein knew how to get his drink on… relatively speaking.

    • James

      I don't have the Joules for that

    • Woop

      I see what you did there



    • weldsoft

      Simple and great advice.

    • knuppels

      I'm starting right now, I sent the last one 5 mins ago

    • sjd

      They are called an ex for a reason

    • http://facebook.com/daaneskjold Chazz_B

      man, this is so hard to apply…

  • Hrdwood

    #22 If trying to play the piano with your ass, half dressed is considered mental, then I guess you're in the right category.

  • Kodos


    Nope, those legs are still too skinny.

    Jennifer wins! Sorry…

    • Brady

      No, Brad Pitt wins.

      • HatBomb

        Lets be real, Leo wins, all day long.

    • Pr0n

      Don't lie you'd still pee in her butt.

  • crusher44x

    #6 is correct and it is explained in the show "How Beer Saved the World."

    • crusher44x

      Well, there is a little flaw in my logic… Beer isn't distilled….

  • Andrew KCCO

    #1 charlie day, the man, the myth, the legend, the world famous philosopher

    • Joslin

      Rock flag and eagle!

    • zoom

      It's his birthday. Let's get him a new rat stick.

  • MOAR

    #26 I really like this quote.

    • http://twitter.com/GamerKitty84 @GamerKitty84

      because I could watch Don Draper read a phone book and be happy

  • gooch

    #27 words to live by..

  • james

    #27 real talk! Quote from the ex yesterday " don't show you're boyfriend the Chive, they'll become obsessed!" That's why she's single now! chive > bat shit crazy!

    • Adobe


      • james

        Well played, my bad. One got away from me!

    • ForeverAlone

      You broke up with your girlfriend for a web site?

  • GatOner

    #27 Making this poster sized and putting it next to my bad… ASAP!

  • AlabamaHighTest

    Speak when you're spoken to, come when you're called, and you'll make a damn good bird dog come next fall.

  • Hooka

    #21 This is nearly word for word from fight club

    • morebeer

      I was wondering if they lifted it from him or he lifted it from the movie (can't remember if the quote is in the book)

    • tyler

      We were all told we were going to stars…but were beginning to realise were not…and we are very…very post off

  • OhioChiver

    #4 So true. The world is full of risk. Take one. The trick is not to take too many at once. 😉

  • Jezdezpez

    #21 was true before annoying social networking came around, now thousands do the same shit and share, gloat, brag, about all kinds of useless shit they waste their money on on facebook and twitter

  • Michael Scott

    My, philosophy is, basically this. And this is something that I live by. And I always have. And I always will. Don't, ever, for any reason, do anything, to anyone, for any reason, ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who or who you are with, or or where you are going, or, or where you've been. Ever. For any reason. Whatsoever.

    • DaBox

      Michael J Scott – Still in our hearts

    • Iso

      How about try, "Don't try to flourish you philosophy when it comes down to "Don't . . . do anything. . . Ever.""

    • Bob

      Punctuate, everything. Always.

    • Jack

      But i like Doing women…. it feels good…

    • http://www.facebook.com/clovis.jewell Clovis Larry Jewell


    • Don Wopaloosa

      Didn't Jesus say that too :roll

    • turtles

      Comma overload.

  • NorCalChiver

    #24 ……Easier said than done when they look like a Rockstar and F#%&ed like a Pornstar!!

    • NorCalChiver

      I mean #27

      • The_Dood

        There's always a reason they're your ex. And generally speaking, that reason never goes away.

        • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

          No lie.

          The surgeon general has determined that Blue Balls is the leading cause for temporary amnesia in males under 35.

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  • Jeff

    #26 love this quote

  • Verbal_Kint

    #22 Mission: Accomplished.

  • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

    I like to try and keep 2 axioms in mind:

    1./ Stop making the same old mistakes…go out and make some new ones.
    2./ You miss 100% of the shots you don't take.

    • Doug

      The first one's not an axiom haha

      • http://euroranger.wordpress.com/ Euroranger

        Oh good…my 6th grade English teacher's trolling Chive now.

        Haha, indeed.

    • Jen

      60% of the time it works every time.

      you may say im a dreamer but im not.

  • Not I

    #22 Somebody is going to have to disinfect that piano…

  • Will


    Unless you ruined an amazing relationship…

    • Jeff

      Dont be a Fag


      • Bob

        I agree.

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