Well played… (32 Photos)

  • toastymoe

    #22 – I don't get it…

    • Sean

      I don't either, looks like a ordinary ad.

    • Zeke88

      I think they're making fun of Apple for the new mapping app that was part of iOS6. A lot of people say it's really buggy. They should've stayed with Google Maps but chose to release their own version.

    • David

      I got the impression that there was a typo in "percent", because in the add it is "per cent"…

      • Mike

        Actually per cent is the correct way to write it as it is 100 "per" "cent" where cent is short for 100. You don't write 100 miles perhour for example. Modern language has just pushed them together.

      • ProfessorDubledore

        As the others have noted, you're off base on your analysis of "per cent". I was surprised, however, to note that none of them also commented that the proper abbreviation of "advertisement" is "ad", not "add".

    • SOhioChiver

      Do you really need a phone to tell you where you are?

    • Epitomizer

      Apple Maps sucks ass, that's "it".

      Per cent is also acceptable, by the way.

  • Cody


  • Wittry

    Think the teacher is attractive??

    • Wittry

      I hate you too^^

    • Sean

      74% of women become 10x more attractive as soon as they become teacher. It's science.

    • Jobber

      She can be whatever you want since she is made up. There is no way that this test is given to anyone above the age of five. The odds that a five year old knows about oral and the teacher would respond in this way are zero. It's a bad joke that most people have made.

    • GeoQuin4

      If I ever meet you, I'm going to find the largest object I can and beat and rape you with it.

    • MustAndres

      the answer was Anal!

      • beasty

        Another correct answer is "marriage"

        • Pr0n

          False, I'm married, have been for quite some time, I got a BJ last night with no reciprocation. If the sex starts to blow when you get married (har har) then you're doing something wrong.

          • beasty

            It's a joke. When you can't pick out sarcasm, you're doing something wrong. Also if you're still getting bj's after 25 yrs of marriage then you done good my fellow Chiver.

      • Will

        First thing that went through my head, and my wife's =P

    • Tim

      Odds are that this is completely fake.

  • MOAR

    #32 I want to see….MOAR!!

    • MOAR

      Go away.

    • The_Truth

      Wow. They're so edgy & rebellious!!

      Fuck you & your gay shit Chive

    • Frost

      Notice the haters with the signs aren't looking away…

    • svp

      never gets old!

    • Ryan

      Sin on.

  • JustinChive

    #15 Challenge Accepted!

    • SOhioChiver

      Please re-post showing the full receipt so we can see the name of the waitress!

      • OhioChiver

        I bet its Harry. The name of the waiter(ress)…that is. 😉

        • bob

          i'm on the case! (i live right next to this place!)

    • Kosevery

      I don't live too far from here either.. Need the name 🙂

    • Tim

      Always very clever writing on the customer copy and pretending they actually have balls.

      • Poke4Life

        You can actually give you server either of the copies and it will still work…


  • Anonymous Coward


  • Yerp

    #32 I never get tired of this picture

    • giggity

      My right arm does

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan



      • why?

        the chive does a great job of keeping politics off the site, except when it comes to queer loving. they shove that right in your face just like all homos do. I don't get it.

        • chris

          Because it isn't politics, moron.

        • kcco

          kcco, its a funny picture you fucktard! all other "homosexual"pictures involve women or are just all round funny. were you dropped on your head as a child?

          • The_Truth

            I don't think it's funny.

            • Woop

              you cant handle the truth.

        • matt

          i agree, look at them pushing their heterosexual agenda on us in #31. keep your hetero loving politics off the site! shoving it right in our face

          • Jess

            It just isn't fair!

    • chiveadmin
  • Bubba

    #30 Made my day!

    • Wisti

      I busted out laughing…twice…with my boss 10 feet away…

    • kigero

      Have to wonder why he mentioned he was buying dog for his dog in the first sentence when his whole story is about berating someone because "why else would I be buying dog food, right?"

    • Guest

      OLD joke. But funny.

    • grumpy

      Stealing this. Except I don't have a dog, so now I have to get one so I can buy ten pounds of dog food. And let me tell you–some old lady in line had BETTER ask me that question, or I'll have to wait two months to try again.

    • sandy astroglide

      This joke is older than the internet and this is at least the 4th time it has been posted here. Yeah, well played. In 1981.

  • Ron

    Samsung all the way. Much better phone than any others.

    • johnmcarrii

      Am I missing the funny part about this picture?

      • AllTaco


      • bigcityreem

        Most likely a jab at Apple.

        • Dee

          I'd say it's a jab at Apple… But it's not particularly funny or clever — not what I'd call "Well played"…

          • NNNNNNNNN

            You get support via… phone.

            • Ken

              Why is this man getting thumbs down? Pretty sure he's the only one that picked up why this was funny!

              • Truth!

                Because most people are stupid.
                Average intelligence means that 50% of the people on this planet are dumber than that!

                … and the Internet has given them all a medium where which to display their stupidity and ignorance.

      • Cin

        100 per cent????? Seriously?

        • Shenanigans

          Thank goodness someone else saw it

        • Richard

          It's an accepted spelling of "percent." Old-fashioned.

      • Tim

        The only thing I noticed was the fact that the phone looks like it's bent in the middle.

    • Guest

      You do realize Samsung faked the map location in their iLost commercial to look like apple was wrong and got caught. Google it…..

      • Matt

        not faked, just an address for a park

  • Epitomizer

    #5 I can almost get that slot on my man card punched. I'm like 1-2 inches away….

    I know, I know, that's what she said.

  • tv_paul

    #31 I think he'd make an excellent roll model

    • forsakenClamjuggler

      You clever bastard.

    • JKHHH

      That pun was sofa-ntastic. 15-15 tv_paul. Your serve.

      • tv_paul

        This reminds me of something I saw on HBO's "Sex and the Settee"

        • CalculatedRisk

          And "Couching Tiger, Hidden Dragon"

    • Just A. Jason

      She looks a bit cross, but perhaps he"ll turn that around

      • JKHHH

        If she gets too cross and punches him, that beard will certainly…cushion…the blow.

        • tv_paul

          She otto, man.

          • JKHHH

            Game, Set and Match to you tv_paul. I can't compete with that. I certainly hope that this mini-thread is featured on the next 'Well Played' post by theChive.

            • tylersgay

              it wont be

              • hendonemo

                It damn well should be

  • Kodos

    Dammit, I hate that shit!

    Now it's stuck….

    • Sean


    • Guest

      Glad I'm not the only one. I HATE puns, but this one got me.

  • thedude34
    • chiveadmin
    • Yuppp


    • SOhioChiver


    • Will

      Better Off Ted was a hilarious show; more consistent laughs than most of what is on TV today. But if you don't like this type of humor (read, intelligent) you're probably a Tyler Perry fan and should slime your way back to the pond surface from which you originated.

  • From_The_Hip

    So many laughs ….. but #31 has me enthralled.

    • Kristen

      That's because you're a whore.

      • FunKiller

        Kristen you little minx you…..always there to lift someone's spirits!

  • http://www.facebook.com/BobbyGosbee Bobby Gosbee

    Hi everyone

    • FUmaster

      Fuck off, Bobby.

  • misschris

    #13 Damn it! I know what's gonna be stuck in my head all day 😛

    • Kristen

      Probably some dudes cock, whore.

      • hendonemo

        s'more of what?

  • 29er

    #4 Badum pshhh

  • 29er

    #8 well played Caleb! Well played…

    • sandy astroglide

      Except that single can be a noun. I exchanged a five for five singles. My favorite artist just released his new single. There's an ad on my facebook for Christian Singles. Homer ate an entire pack of American Cheese singles.

  • AnyoneForCoffee


    So, not only didn't they get any marks for their work but the teacher actually took 15 points away?

    A bit tight.

    • Duhhhh

      No, the black hole did, can't you read?!

    • DaddyD

      Or maybe … just maybe … everyone started with 100 and the teacher deducted points for wrong answers?

      • AnyoneForCoffee

        Well, that's a pointlessly freaky way of marking a paper then.

  • WarSox

    #8 Caleb is a dipshit. Single can be a noun and is used properly for that joke.

    • Jakemo_1

      Incorrect. "please observe, to the left of the tree, we have the wild single in its natural habitat." Fail.

      • Phil

        What are dollar bills called? Singles.

        It can be a noun.

      • Leeks

        In the context of the joke, it was redefined as a noun. "Please observe, to the left of the tree, we have the wild man who makes jokes about women in the kitchen in it's natural habitat."

        • Guest


      • Craigery

        "Were there any singles at the party last night?"

    • hoodrat

      warsox, how many extra chromosomes do you have?

  • Roger

    I has been a sys admin for 8 years now. Do you guys need help getting rid of this douche? I will gladly do it for free!!!

    • Mark

      Do it.

  • Ralphie Parker

    #11 Better Off Ted was a great show.

    • Rod

      Far too short-lived!

    • aussie aussie aussie

      Muff diver….

  • Bhodi

    Especially Homegirl. So butt hurt.

  • Zeke88

    Pure awesomeness.

    • Canucks_Rule


  • RazorChiver

    Someone please remove the posting privilege from chiveadmin. If you did, you would be a scholar and a gentleman.

    • SOhioChiver

      they will just create a new account

      • RazorChiver

        Alright, ban their IP

        • Cin


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