These signs are just full of ‘WTF’ (30 Photos)

  • TXchivR


    • Matt

      Are you referring to the dryer on the sidewalk?

    • Boris

      I've had Ultimate Fried Chicken and it's delicious.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #15 if you are going to be good at something you might as well be a champion

  • Dave on Wheels

    Signs can be misleading! Just ask my twitter followers.

    • Draiden

      I hope I'm not the only one who laughed at this…….

  • Lyra

    #4 Ah I get it, it makes V.I.P. But some of these signs ARE clever!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      VIP in The Hague, great restaurant!

  • ASH

    #25 ROCKFORD : Also number 1 in diarrhea per capita!

    • PoorRockford

      Having grown up in Rockford, there are *tons* of great Mexican restaurants. The diarrhea you're thinking of is in most peoples' heads for voting for Taco Bell.

    • Chappy

      Sad Sad day…

    • Underbaker

      I'm not sure if they give their employees incentives to vote or just pay the newspapers direct to win these votes, but even in San Antonio (like the Mexican food capital of the world outside of Mexico) somehow Taco Bell keeps getting voted as best Mexican Chain Restaurant in the local newspaper.

    • Jay

      Economy's so bad in IL right now Rockfordians can only afford Taco Bell.

  • Chiver Ira

    #4 seems legit….

  • p1ll

    #1 seems legit 😛

  • p1ll

    #6 WTF anti aircraft jizz LOL

    • tralfaz

      pew pew

      • Roady

        No skeet shooting!

    • gallowaycreations

      No ejacurating at airpranes!

    • 1C451

      War is hell…

    • Underbaker

      The plane is just a fly by, I'm sure he is actually fapping to the bewbs in the next sign.

  • Alison Lario

    Haha it makes u wonder who makes these up!

    • Yes Indeed

      Well, well…Clicking on Alison's pic was the best part of this post.. Lovely woman..

    • SOhioChiver

      Hi Alison Will you send in some MOAR pictures? PLEASE?

  • Hmm

    #23 I wonder if they've changed their number yet

    • guest

      The first sign that you don't want to work there.

  • Justin Lentz

    #3 seems legit

    • Shaun

      That place is in Wingate, NC. I wouldn't let the draw on me with a sharpie

    • Jay

      But it looks like a $10 tattoo!

  • Keith

    Sorry. I don't vote for socialist.

    • Dub_B_U

      do you even know the real meaning of socialist?

      • Keith

        Yes….do you?


    Really the greatest country ever known? What about ancient Rome? It was the greatest empire and lasted over a thousand years.

  • paws

    I believe with those pesky voter ID laws one actually has to prove one is a valid citizen BEFORE voting for Obama, or anyone.
    I'd prefer Obama over Romney, the lesser of two evils, but still voted down: Let's not politicize The Chive.

  • Scott

    To the Chivers on the East Coast: Our thought and prayers are with you as Hurricane Sandy makes your lives a bit messy.

    Be safe, be smart, be careful, and we'll see you back here as soon as possible!


  • mike

    #14 is in bulgaria, thats were i am now, what a 3rd world country. any chivers in BG?

  • Fred


    So it's a tattoo of a $400 bill for $5?


  • Rachel

    Every guy thinks they have a missle in their pants

    • Yeah?

      I do Rachel. Would you like to see it?

    • SOhioChiver

      uh yeah…it's because we do!

  • Tim

    Truth in advertising at last!

    • Gallus

      I was thinking the same thing. 🙂

  • Jamal


    Just throw your hands in the air and wave them like you just don't care!

  • Troy

    Umm…'s broken…..

  • John Bocanegra

    #6 Range….

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #27 OH YES, now we can start a new life where money are no more important than our own lives.

    • mr_brojangles

      Sorry you can't occupy the comments board, bro.

  • alex

    #10 Clithero is in Yorkshire UK

    • deez

      cool story bro

  • Guest

    #13 Is in Minot,N.D. where I live. The guy bought the ambulance truck at an auction and turned it into well, you know… Chive on Magic City!

    • Revlis1

      Seattle area we've got a Rolling Tattoo parlor. Same idea.

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