• Zach

    Wtf is up with his friend yelling like a bitch?

    • Nevenem

      i don't know Lloyd, french are a**holes…

      • Jacky NooM


      • AveryJoe

        hahahaha, a little place called Aspen.

    • mike

      He's asking if he's alright

    • Cielmerlion

      I kitesurf and what happened to him can easily kill him. Often the wind holding him up will die once he reaches a certain height and he will drop like a rock. Kiteboarders have dies of this before.

    • whale hntr

      Sounded like miss piggy

  • BigOne

    Size of parachute + quality of camera + reactions = FAKE

    Thanks for playing

    • thatGuy

      It is a kite used in kite surfing. Look at the harness…..

    • KCCO

      how would someone even fake that?? and obviously everyone goes around with a 1080p hd camera all the time of course he should have the best quality when shooting his friend snowboarding..

  • buttr

    Oh fuccck!!!

    • Andykan

      There is absolutely no doubt whatsoever that I'd shit my pants if that were me. I'd need to leave my underwear on the mountain after that ride.
      Yeesh …..

    • Frank M

      Was that cousin Balki screaming at him?

  • Verbal_Kint

    Sky's the limit..

  • Zac

    Fuck that

  • fuck that

    this is why i dont do extreme sports. I'd rather stay at home and play fifa

    • PayHeed

      Been playing fifa since 96. Still the best game out there. This sucks you have -7 for this comment. I got you to -6, KCCO brother!

    • mr. pitt

      that's why no one will remember your name

    • DaveyV

      fifa all day! KCCO dawg

  • Dave on Skates

    They see me rollin, they hatin'

    • Marcus George

      It sounded like this was recorded by Beaker from the Muppets!

  • nope

    all i can think of are the douchebags in harold and kumar… EXTREME

  • :-D

    translate anyone?

    • 617Chiver

      BRO BRO BRO!!! SO SICK!!!!….something like that. That's what I normally yell in the park.

    • Bad translator

      Oh fuck. OH FUCK. FUCK. FUCK HIS MOM ! FUCKING FUCK. HOLY FUCK. Hey dude, you're ok ? "yelling something even french won't understand'. "the man coming back from far away" Or something like that.

      Nothing really interessting tbh.

      • Tristan

        You were right with the "something even a french wouldn't understand" part… I didn't 😀
        But basically, your translation is good, lots of bad words with an awful accent from "Savoie"
        A french chiver.

        • Ben

          Yeah, you got it right Bad Translator. He's saying FUCK, SHIT, FUCK, Mother fucker and then asks him how he's doing.
          Though he has a worryingly high pitched voice for a man.

          And Tristan, he definitely doesn't have a savoyard accent at all!

          Another french Chiver!

          • Tristan

            Well he doesn't have the "normal" french accent, and the "saute saute" at the beggining sounds "savoyard" to me :/
            BTW where are you from Ben?
            KCCO from Nantes 😉

            • Ben

              I'm from Grenoble, I've met quite a few savoyards in my days 😉
              But I live in Calgary, Canada now!

              • Tristan

                Then you're probably right 😉 Sounded savoyard to me..
                Do you know many french chivers? Because the only one i know is my brother, I don't know if TheChive is really known here..

                • Jacky NooM

                  Coun't me in.

  • Bill

    Oh man I landed in chocolate pudding!!

    • sixdeadelves

      We didn't have any pudding in there, buddy

  • ColaChiver

    I don't think screaming like an impotent bitch translates well in any language. They guy was probably sitting there wondering why his friend was so excited about him shitting his pants 300 feet in the air.


    I can hear Red Forman in the back saying … "Dumbass"


    Dayum !

  • temujin1234

    My word..<img src="http://tinyurl.com/9cfz46d&quot; width="1" height="1" />

  • Wannabang

    "Guys…I think I'm done snowboarding for a while."

  • VaderWRX

    Bob, you need to change the heading to "That escalated quickly"

  • seb

    putain de sa mere!

  • thatguy

    Your move Shaun White!

  • fucked


  • Sappy


  • RollingDeathStar


    • JustKidding

      I somehow don't think so

    • the credible hulk

      not everything is fake dip shit.

  • jim thorton

    those updrafts are a bitch up in the mountains.

    Landed it pretty clean, I suppose.

  • brian

    Big Air indeed

  • KCCO

    Well that escalated quickly!

  • that dude

    what was that guy yelling?

    • French Translator

      "Putain… ! Putain de sa mère !!" That's french and I think you can translate it as "Fuck, Fuck, Fuck, Mother Fuckin' Fuck" are something close haha

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