I don’t even know what’s right anymore (34 Photos)

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    He likes da ladies

    • Mike Hunt

      King Kong Dong

    • SmokeyTheBear

      If a bunch of midgets were crawling on my junk I'd be pissed too.

    • Frost

      A little ape-scaping wouldn't hurt

    • Dr_StrangePants

      "…so since I was chasing my hat into the street I never saw the bus coming"
      "Yeah, I shot by a mugger. What about you New Guy?"
      "Well….I think I took a King Kong Dong to the Face."

      • Austin

        "Did you hear what happened to Bob?"
        "No, what happened?"
        "Well he took a King Kong Dong to the face…"
        "Oh really?"
        "Yeah he never saw it coming"

    • DoubleNickelJP

      That's how I feel when having sex with 13 year-olds.

  • _DoC_

    The transgendered couple should have been included in this post.

  • 2L2Q

    #10 That mirror will make or break your day

    • tv_paul

      Unless it's one of those fun house mirrors.

    • Dr_StrangePants


    • M Gibson

      Whatever dude… my penis always looks bigger in the mirror

  • Med

    Only thing missing is the puddle of urine between her legs

    • tralfaz


      • Med

        nobody has seen the exorcist? this girl looks creepy

    • northerner

      OK dude, works for me….

  • http://twitter.com/coralmonster @coralmonster

    #5 amazing.

    • Frankie

      I don't really get it…

      • George

        Which came first?

        • freakazoid

          The rooster of course.

  • pritter72

    At least Thing got lucky, and she is super cute!!!

    • http://twitter.com/SoCalChiver @SoCalChiver

      Well said!

  • Lucas_Schmidt

    #17 Stop it you, Chael Sonnen.

  • tv_paul

    #30 Hertz or Avis it's still a pile of crap.

  • Big Joe

    #15 scares the shut out of me!

    • UncleRoast

      No shut!

    • guest

      Cocain is a hell of a drug.

    • Chris C.

      Reminds me of the girl from this video

  • 2Dogs

    Had to set an example

    • J.T.K.

      Who are They?

      • Drunkendave

        The same guys who paint the lines on the highway.

  • Kozak

    #34 fucking hilarious
    #15 too many drugs…not enough hugs
    #28 who in their right mind would fucking let someone do that to them let alone walk around like that

  • TheCanadianGuy

    #15 & #28
    The perfect couple?

    • Dr_StrangePants

      bravo, sir

    • Cheez-It

      Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • Kato

    #8 What have you done?!

    • Dr_StrangePants

      Morgan Freeman works HARD for those Freckles.
      How Dare you take them from him!

    • butfart

      too soon

    • 6655321

      Made her fabulous.

  • Justin

    #34 well played..

    • Jr456

      She's adorable

  • misschris

    #20 I am SO going to hell for laughing at this!

    • Mike Hunt

      You actually get into to heaven for laughing at epileptics, it's in the Bible somewhere

    • Macro

      I don't get it. Can someone aware me please.

      • Billy

        You are now aware.

    • Alex

      I am offended by this post. This walk was put together by good friends of mine. Those in charge (aka those who work with epilepsy foundations) gave us the idea of having "Seize the Day" as the title of the flyer. While my friends questioned it, they assured them that was what they wanted, so they went with it. It was not meant to be mean or sarcastic. It was supposed to bring awareness to those who are otherwise incompetent of being aware (probably you).

  • tv_paul

    #25 Kenny Loggins called. He said you're not alright and everybody should worry bout you.

  • UncleRoast

    #15 is creeptastic! And I mean that in a bad way.

  • dork


    snow = coke = funnier

    • Dr_StrangePants

      That Is disturbingly accurate :/

  • http://twitter.com/THEMIGZO @THEMIGZO

    Find number 34!!!!

  • Wittry

    In the fucking head.
    Save the elves.

  • Alex

    So much wtf, but #28 was the worst. Seriously what in the fuck?

    • el_Rod1986

      It's the new Hellraiser reboot.. Pinhead is extra fabulous in this version

    • LOLP

      I, for one, am glad to see Daniel Tosh embracing his back-up career. I was really only a matter of time before they cancelled that crapfest of a show.

  • boulderevolution

    #2 Illegal Pete's? Gimme some of that.

    • TheDoctor

      Ladies and gentlemen….the mayor of London, BENNY HILL !

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #28 #31 KILL IT WITH WITH FIRE!!

  • Joe_Mate




    This picture is from the olympics this summer.
    good old boris was stuck dangling mid air for 25 minutes.

    • SKiN

      Who is Boris? This is obviously Biff looking for Marty McFly

      • Joe_Mate

        Boris Johnson = every stereotype of a bumbling british idiot…… and hes running london

        • AnyoneForCoffee

          Many politicians would have died a thousand deaths if they got stranded on a zip wire above a crowd.

          Boris turned it into a triumph and descended to cheers and applause.

          Go Bo!

          • Joe_Mate

            Granted. because hes a bumbling idiot.

            hes like the uncle you have to apologise for before you introduce him to new people.
            "oh you going to meet uncle boris…hes a bit special.

            seeing as it is Boris do you not feel everyone was laughing at him and not with him?
            having the mayor of london
            Boris is a standing Joke.

            • Llew

              and yet he is probably going to be the next leader of the tories.. and possibly our future prime minister

            • Joe_Mate

              i think boris deserves his own gallery.
              so much of everyday boris is chive worthy

              • P90

                Most polititians are ineffective public school jism-monkeys but hey at least with Boris we get a couple of good laughs as well.

                • Joe_Mate

                  i spose for a politician, at least you know what you're going to get with boris.

  • AppleSucks

    Apple is not the richest company in the world. They're like 18th, Walmart is number 3 and Exxon Mobil is the number 1 richest company.

    • Old Crank

      Thanks for that, my enjoyment of the joke hinges on absolute factual correctness.

    • Guest

      They are by Market Capitalization.

      1 Apple
      2 ExxonMobil
      3 Wal-Mart Stores
      4 PetroChina Company
      5 Microsoft Corporation
      6 China Mobile
      7 General Electric Company
      8 Royal Dutch Shell
      9 Google
      10 International Business Machines Corporation
      As of today

      • Harden Thicke

        Wow, you must be a blast at a party….

    • thenomadadventures

      will you be my friend?

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