I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (38 Photos)

  • alex

    gold, jerry. gold.

  • Blue eNVy

    Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk a princess

  • pokepoke

    #30 twins… lawyered

  • ron

    #37 fuck me that hit home

  • MGS

    KC Green is the best!

  • jbali17

    #30 couldn't disagree more

  • Busternut

    #11 James Deen??? Come on, if you're going to quote a famous person at least have the goddam decency to spell their name right.

    • sapientiamagna

      James Deen, the porn star, not James Dean the dead actor.

  • readybeeill

    #10 is one of my favorite lines from a song. Aesop is a beast.

  • omgwtfbbq

    #33 guilty.

  • you.do.drugs.danny?

    #17. "nobody cleans his room faster than a man who thinks he's about to get laid."

  • bizarrogreg

    #24 60% of the time, it works every time…

  • Mike Hunt


    Like when you call someone a few times and they never return your call. When they finally do it's always "Sorry, I've been really busy". Fuck you bitch, nobody is busy for every single second of the day. I don't need an hour window to tell you I gave you herpes!

  • rob

    You son-of-a-Bitch – Now I will never use the soap dispenser in a public restroom.

  • J.C. Disco

    #1 "And your quote of George Carlin, isn't really George Carlin." – Al Yankovic

  • assman


    Worst. Font Choice. Ever.

    • assman

      and color

  • chron247

    #24 LMFAO! Admit it or not, we've all thought about it.

  • Rhomboid

    #4 amen.

  • Jessica

    #10 #12 Seriously love them.

  • swenka

    #33 One time that happened to me and it turned out we both wanted what the other was in front of. We figured it out after 2-3 minutes of just staring around….

  • CanucksRule

    #24 – it does work sometimes. lol.

  • Alan

    #21 People want to change the world so that will give them an excuse to not change themselves.

  • Torero08

    Aesop Rock FTW!! Only rapper that I have to look up what he is talking about, even though you can hear everything he says clearly

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