I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (38 Photos)

  • KCCO


    • Justsayoyvey

      At least that's original.

    • Always Last

      You Sir are not allowed to use my trademarked phrase.

  • beasty

    I am now!! THANKS

    • Da nig nagga

      Will always have trust issues

    • not_well_liked

      I cant stop thinking about that after i heard stories of students pissing and… other things… in the soap dispensers.

      • LuvsHorror

        Good to know, I never thought of that. So much for washing my hands.

    • crusher44x

      The worst part is that if something disgusting does come out of the dispenser, you have no soap to wash it off with…

  • pimpin

    First dawg

  • 29er

    #24 And yet, I'll keep doing it. Why? Because the one time it works will be the greatest victory!

    • WBM

      Works for me every time! 🙂 My girlfriend likes it a lot though.

      • ezhammer

        yeah she does

    • Yeah

      My mom hates when I do this to her

      • gilf

        My grandma loves it!

  • alan

    I like turtles

  • 29er

    #22 What an ass.

    • Poop Stain

      As I write this, I am taking a beastly dump.

      • Zrock76

        As I read this I am currently peeing through my butt. #StomachFlu

  • scotology

    #12 This.

  • KingThing

    Just get to Hump Day pics already!

  • TotesAwesome

    #12. What's a 'crowed' room?

    • Crow

      A room where I sit upon a ceiling fan.. Positioned like a majestic bird. I squawk 3 times and drop drop drop the little poop nuggets onto the many unsuspecting (good) people below. Therefore.. The room has, at this point, been Crowed. I've been told its quite lonely once you've been pooped on.

    • Bobby Klobber

      Any room that YOU happen to be in……..

  • tv_paul

    #24 Been there and done that and…….no

    • Hrdwood

      The only mood it puts my wife in is the mood to throw her elbow in my eye…

  • Cassells

    #35 might as well be a grenade. FLEEEEEEEE!

    • Sweeply

      Well it's a dude throwing what looks like a bouquet. What guy would want that?!

      • Killer_Cody

        It must be a gay marriage with a bunch of straight guests, neither has a garter but both have bouquets.

  • irrelevant

    #15 I love tacos as much as the next person but what the fuck?

    • get real

      Have you ever listened to Aesop Rock? Not hipster. Awesome, though.

    • Andy Phelps

      Aes Rizzle is not a Hipster. That motherfucker is life-changing.

    • Blue eNVy

      Daylight's one of my all time favorites

      • Derp

        Must Not Sleep, Must Warn Others

      • dawgbone98

        The None Shall Pass album is constantly on my playlists.

    • Torero08

      Aesop Rock is NOT a hipster

  • Backslash

    #24 Works every time.

  • Notme

    #37 skipped it. Too many words.

    • CanadianMedic

      almost ironic

      • Unfkngblvbl

        Me thinks that was the point of his comment.

        • ...

          Me thinks he actually didn't read it

          • ZachBob

            Considering I also didn't read it, I'm gonna have to agree with you.

    • bobby

      Your loss d-bag!

  • Needlegun13

    #5 Damn right…

  • Rich

    #14 …and porn!!

  • Porkins

    Not when you have the Chive on your computer #3

  • Justin Cider

    #38 too often.

  • PeyKonzloas
  • UncleRoast

    #35 . . . BRILLIANT!

  • HeyBlinkin'

    #34 Definitely written by a woman sick of yesterday's junk.

  • SmokeyTheBear

    #17 Describes me perfectly..

    • http://twitter.com/lukeskynski @lukeskynski

      and after being there for 15 minutes she wants to go out

    • The_Truth

      minus the "girl"

  • SmokeyTheBear

    I believe General Ackbar said it best, "It's a trap!!"

  • Steve

    Because you ask questions like that.

    • socalmarti

      Which is exactly why I deleted it!!! LOL! It's also the answer is the question and the question is the answer. It's pointless to ponder!

  • CanadianMedic

    #28 This week my wife turns to me and says haha you have "dad shoes on" and it was that moment that I realized I was getting old and didn't care what I looked like I just wanted comfy shoes

    • Unfkngblvbl

      That awkward moment……………………..didn't matter, had comfy shoes.

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