I wish they weren’t, but these things are all just too true (38 Photos)

gold, jerry. gold.

#10
Or maybe you're just an asshole who couldn't sweet talk a princess

#30 twins… lawyered

#37 fuck me that hit home

#27
KC Green is the best!

#30 couldn't disagree more

#11 James Deen??? Come on, if you're going to quote a famous person at least have the goddam decency to spell their name right.

#10 is one of my favorite lines from a song. Aesop is a beast.

#33 guilty.

#17. "nobody cleans his room faster than a man who thinks he's about to get laid."

#24 60% of the time, it works every time…

#31

Like when you call someone a few times and they never return your call. When they finally do it's always "Sorry, I've been really busy". Fuck you bitch, nobody is busy for every single second of the day. I don't need an hour window to tell you I gave you herpes!

#7
You son-of-a-Bitch – Now I will never use the soap dispenser in a public restroom.

#1 "And your quote of George Carlin, isn't really George Carlin." – Al Yankovic

#7

Worst. Font Choice. Ever.

#24 LMFAO! Admit it or not, we've all thought about it.

#4 amen.

#10 #12 Seriously love them.

#33 One time that happened to me and it turned out we both wanted what the other was in front of. We figured it out after 2-3 minutes of just staring around….

#24 – it does work sometimes. lol.

#21 People want to change the world so that will give them an excuse to not change themselves.

Aesop Rock FTW!! Only rapper that I have to look up what he is talking about, even though you can hear everything he says clearly