She’s a Midwestern Chivette named Melissa (27 Photos)

A few weeks ago, a girl wearing a red tank top in red lipstick absolutely annihilated 'Newly-Single Chivettes'. Melissa has since appeared in our famous 'Find Her' gallery (twice), and she was kind enough to send along some more photos. Melissa also asked me to 'thank theCHIVERS for being so nice, especially to us geeky Chivettes!'

Melissa has a whopping 130 followers on her Twitter Machine. Something tells me that's about to change.

Melissa’s Twitter Machine.

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  • me2

    And she is incredibly stunning

    • Solitaire

      Good lord yes, and FINALLY. I've been waiting to see more of this beautiful lady since she showed up the first time! #27 has got me hitting on all cylinders for sure. Sexy as all hell.

      • Solitaire

        looks like they switched up the pics, what the hell happened to that sexy lingerie?

        • me2

          #1 was a good start. She got me latest at #8

  • BJ McKay

    She's pretty cute

    • Friend

      REALLY*

  • Mufasa

    Thankyou KCCO

  • MOAR

    #18 #22 take note, ladies….this is a good look.

    • Solitaire

      #22, also, work on your grip. nobody's going to be pleased with improper grip. 😉

      • Melissa

        That was my first time ever!

        • RAS

          And you did a good job!

        • Solitaire

          beautiful girls and guns. mmmhmmmm. good on you.

        • Jesse

          Where in the midwest are you from? I need to move there.

      • Footlong

        I'm guess you are from st.louis cuz that looks like top gun shooting range in arnold

        • Melissa

          It is!

          • Footlong

            We need to go shooting sometime

  • moeshere foxdale

    Really love them eyes….great chivette….

  • Meh

    A little average.

    • Brad

      The only time a girl this pretty has acknowledged you was at the restraining order hearing.

      • Meh

        Good assumption Brad. Now why don't you go sit in your mom's basement and rub one out to Melissa.

    • http://Twitter.com/melissaj Melissa

      Hey, I'm not going to be every guy's cup of tea. I'm okay with that. 😉

      • baddbuzz

        Well, I have no complaints, that comment prob from a girl . .KCCO

      • Undergrad

        How you could not be someone's cup of tea is beyond me but even if its true, this guy is an asshole for saying it.

      • James

        "A little average"?!?!?!?!? Someone needs a brain scan! Perhaps Meh is gay.

        You are gorgeous, and don't let anyone tell you different!

      • Bham Chiver

        You are gorgeous, ignore the Meh troll

      • sirb

        And now heart has officially melted

        • sirb

          my

    • JAFitC

      A little average? Is that like saying "very lukewarm?"

    • jessed

      True story

      • Jack Wagon

        That cuz meh is the best Looking guy in the world, in his own mind. Get a job, douche bag.

    • Tommy Boy

      You are on point here. She is just average at best. You shouldn't hate on this person because the rest of you are used to being with average girls.

    • Waaaaaazup

      So average for Chicago.

  • http://www.facebook.com/mike.pilo.3 Mike Pilo

    I'd tongue punch her fart box

    • Deep Dish

      hahahah haven't heard that phrase in a while.

    • poopman

      she likes to fart.

    • beerman

      that actually made me laugh out loud.

    • FNG

      still laughing, funny ass shit there.

  • baddbuzz

    #27 A little lower please . .

    • silly putty

      It's too bad she's an idiot.

      • Anonymous

        I think its pretty clear she is grading those.

        • Melissa

          Correct!

      • Anon

        Now who's the idiot?

        • silly putty

          That would be me.

  • Joe

    This girl is gorgeous. On another note, I feel like wearing my new BFM shirt is going to help me find my wife.

    • DickBagel

      Shirts don't get you girls. I bet you are one of those dudes who wears pink V necks too. Damn there are a lot of tools these days.

      • Joe

        Purple ones too.

        • mynameis

          Joe kcco! Goes by the name dickbagel and calls you a tool lmfao yet another one in mommy's basement playing WOW "mom more cheesy poofs" db

  • lucid_eye

    hard to pick a favorite but #1 and #20 made me pause longer, and I do like the brunette look better.

    • Chivacy Please

      Yes on brunette!

    • Big_James

      #20 is an absolutely amazing image. Totally gorgeous.

  • Denise

    #26, #27

    she's a perfect chivette, girl next door, cute, and sooo sexy

  • Plum

    #8 #13…. wow. She's gorgeous.

  • whyme1973

    #16 #22 #27 Smokin hot and likes a bit of range time? Where do I sign up.

  • eaddict

    Wow. In my backyard. A quest!

  • Guyonthecouch

    Midwestern Chivette? I think not. This is obviously an angel that is posing as a midwestern chivette. Clever girl.

    • poopman

      dude, shut up.

      • Guyonthecouch

        You're a shitty person poopman. I was just trying to express how pretty I think she is, but you had to crap all over it. What a waste of time.

        • UhHuh

          It was quite cheesy, lets be fair.

          • Guyonthecouch

            Yea it was. It was cheesy as shit. So much so that I feel like kicking my own ass. Anyway, poopman is still a "shitty" person. Get it? DO YOU?!? WHY AM I YELLING!! AAHHHHH!!

  • Tyler Rauch

    #22 get it girl!!!

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    This girl is stunning. Dat smile.

  • Hrdwood

    #26 I would watch Sesame Street with you all day long…

    • Hmm

      Muppets?

    • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

      I'm really ashamed that people actually gave this comment a thumbs-up.

      Sesame Street? Really?

  • FunKiller

    #13 #14 Carebear Brazzers?

    • Zucharelly

      Maybe clown cum…

      • FunKiller

        ….that's, funny!

    • Frank

      I'm sure she's used to the real thing.

  • BigDave

    #22 What a smile??? And hits the range? getting closer to perfection…

  • TheJoeGreene

    Nothing says Chivette like a barely average skank willing to show some skin to strangers to boost her shattered self image.

    • roger

      well I, uh, errr….got no argument.

      • Mike

        Why do dicksucks like you two even bother coming to the Chive unless you two fags come here for Cat Saturday? Regardless of why she submitted, without hot chicks, and she is one, there would be no Chive.

        • TrueStory

          That seemed like a very non Chive comment to be honest.

    • Mike Hunt

      Fat single troll is being a fat single troll.

    • Tommy Boy

      That was harsh but i have to agree that she is just average at best.

  • CowboyChiver

    #23 Who's your friend??

    • baddbuzz

      Her sister ?

      • http://Twitter.com/melissajstl Melissa

        My sisters are in pictures #11 #17 and #25

        • http://twitter.com/beagleracing @beagleracing

          wow. what a family.

        • http://twitter.com/DanielEvans24 @DanielEvans24

          You two won the genetic lottery.

        • StlChiver

          Huge plus in my book for being a baseball fan especially if you're a Cardinals fan!

    • Melissa

      She's married, sorry 😦

      • Irunwithscissors

        But can one conclude that you are not? If that's the case, I'd like to extend the option to follow me on my nearly non existent twitter.

        • http://Twitter.com/Melissajstl Melissa

          Haha very, very far from being married. I'm missing a few steps to even come close to being married.

  • Dave

    #20 smokin hot, #26 way cute, #27 speechless

  • therealstake

    Ummm…..yeah. Ive got nothing. youre hot.

  • Tony

    def. from stl area, and did a photo shoot with Jason Campagna it looks like. Did she win insidestl once?

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