She’s a Midwestern Chivette named Melissa (27 Photos)

A few weeks ago, a girl wearing a red tank top in red lipstick absolutely annihilated 'Newly-Single Chivettes'. Melissa has since appeared in our famous 'Find Her' gallery (twice), and she was kind enough to send along some more photos. Melissa also asked me to 'thank theCHIVERS for being so nice, especially to us geeky Chivettes!'

Melissa has a whopping 130 followers on her Twitter Machine. Something tells me that's about to change.

Melissa’s Twitter Machine.

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  • Frank

    Hey Look. Another attention whore.

  • Chris

    #27….she's a teacher

  • Chis

    As a Wisconsinite I've never really considered St. Louis as part of the Midwest. Don't ask me why but its a stretch calling it the Midwest.

    • Jeff

      And do Missourians, you might as well be in Canada.

      • Jeff

        "to", not "do".

  • andrew

    please live in chicago…

    • Melissa

      Not too far off! Saint Louis.

  • Bob H

    #25, Kinda reminds me of Taylor Swift in this one

  • anonandadaylate

    Absolutely stunning, what an amazing find!!! This just made my day.

  • The Dude

    #11 Stick legs. Calves need major work.

    • Melissa

      I'm 5'2 and 100 pounds and used to be a ballet dancer and soccer player, they're pretty strong for being sticks, but nothing I do makes them grow 😦

      • Jeff

        They're fantastic.

  • Italian_chiver

    #3 #6 #26 Keep those glasses on, girl…

  • Mr_liqour_liver

    #27 MERICA!

  • Brian D

    Those eyes! They could melt even Mr. Grinch's cold heart. Beautiful!

  • Wrenchmonkey

    And not a single duckface. She bears a passing resemblance to a younger Scarlett Johansson

  • Fred

    Awesome St. Louis girl. I was downtown during the Color Run, you look great, very colorful.

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