Que? (30 Photos)

  • Pat


    • The Narrator

      "…and that was the highlight of Pat's pathetic life."

    • namby

      shut it

  • Matticus

    #4 is that Liam Neeson?

    • Turd F.

      Yeah, they're doing a remake of "Juwanna Mann".

    • captm

      I thought so too

      • Turd F.

        I swear, they'll remake ANYTHING these days…

    • Mike Hunt

      It sure as hell isn't a woman!

      • HUH?

        you sir are correct. its a dude who got a sex change and thinks he is elligible to play womens sports.

    • mpa85

      Gulf war vet Gabrielle Ludwig. Read up. http://www.advocate.com/sports/2012/12/11/espn-ra

      • Idk

        It's fair that he was mocked. There is no way he should be allowed to have a sex change and then play women's sports. What's next is he going to fall in love with a big time robot soap star?

      • Anotherwes

        Well, atleast I know why they weren't on the radio this afternoon. I listen to those 2 guys everyday….

    • Rawr

      I've met that he/she while working. Always wondered what it was

  • MTL Chivin'

    What the fuck that better not be what I think is happening in #7

    • MTBronco

      I think it is, better go bleach your eyes!

      • Oli

        As Ron Burgandy would say……………"CANNONBALL!!!"

    • Who's this!

      Yup, looks liek she just had a "water birth", and now the whole family is sharing the special moment in the birth water.

      He mommy, don't splash me!

    • Jon

      Everyone is crazy. That's the only explanation for this.



    • Claude

      Ok, I think its weird too, but its pretty common in many cultures.

      • soups818

        It's common in many cultures to take a family picture with everyone sitting in the afterbirth? What planet are you from?

        • Tim

          It's common to eat the placenta too.

          • Drunkendave

            Yeah if you're a cat or named Tom Cruise.

    • Michael

      Oh dear god.

      • Fuuuuuck!

        Why are these people allowed to breed!?

    • Radam

      fuck, i just threw up in my mouth! SO GROSS!!! Damn you Chive, I thought we were friends!

    • sick

      Not to mention, a lot of women poo while giving birth

      • KeepinCalm

        Thanks – until your comment my lunch, although barely, was contained

      • gs425

        You can say "shit" you know.

    • Blue Bronco

      Fucking hippies

    • Kodos

      I thought of the amniotic scene from 'Poltergeist'.. guess I wasn't far off.


    • Brian

      's all right. Didn't want that lunch to stay down anyhow.

    • louistulley

      That isn't afterbirth, they're doing the common Coca Cola hot tub after baby birth… that's what I'm choosing to believe…

      • Thats'sNotMe

        I agree completely… now I'll be able to sleep.

        Then again, probably not.

    • basic

      How do they drain the damn thing? That's just nasty…

    • John from Accounting

      …. and I was eating salsa right then….. FUCK!!!!

    • Boondock

      Meanwhile, timmy got water up is nose.

    • TommyKnockers

      Is that the placenta behind the kids head…talk about a picture you don't want your mom to pull out and show your girlfriend when your 16.

  • Bhodi

    #7 Is all kinds of wrong

    • Turd Ferguson

      The family that births together stays together?

      • bczu

        Lets pretend this isnt a birth tub. What kind of parents get in a tub naked with their children?

    • Lunch: Revisited

      I think this post should've come with a warning: If you just had lunch, you should probably wait a bit before viewing. Just sayin'.

    • Mike Hunt

      I'm just imagining one of these kids in the future going through a photo album with thier girlfriend/wife and this one comes up.

      • Just Say No

        No, their mother will never let them leave the house with another woman.

        • usually-censored

          Pretty much. I'm guessing one of the fellow members of their cult took this photo.

      • Pokes

        I'm pretty sure these kids will murder every future woman they meet, so they probably won't have to worry about that.

    • Doesn'treallyloveit

      All I can think about is how great it must smell. All warm and shit. How the fuck do they smile?

    • burlap

      I just threw up in my mouth looked away but when i looked back it was still the haunting me

  • Brother Maynard

    #1 is an old Scare Factory prop.

    • Sde3

      how do you know?

      • Brother Maynard

        I'm in the haunted house industry.

  • Mr. Mackle

    Dah fuq ?? My brain hurts now.. Thanks

  • Chiveon

    #7 Honey Boo Boo's birth photo

    • Mike Hunt

      No Honey Boo Boo was an abortion survivor.

    • Nary

      They're bathing in Honey Boo Boo's gene pool

  • Turbo


    • Stinky Dog

      I almost spit up my coffee. Lulz…

  • IzzyVic

    #20 i.. i want to ride an ostrich

    • ChiverOnFoot

      There was a Cherry Coke commercial in the 90s that had a guy riding an ostrich through a department store, still one of my favorite commercials of all time.

    • Fuuuuuck!

      I'm sorry but you are mistaken. What we have in this photo is a clear case of a rare genetic anomaly wherein the poor ostrich has a man growing out of it's back.
      I recommend surgery

    • Ray

      It's a big ol man pigeon!

  • Wtf

    Several of these are very disturbing. I don't feel as safe in this world as I did 5 minutes ago

  • Endo

    #7 Oh, HELL no.

    • Oltimey

      After first I was like…WTF…then I saw the baby…..and then I puked……then I was like OH hell NO….

  • CowboyChiver

    #14 Actually makes more sense than some I've seen…

    • Good Times

      RIT Tech Crew posting??

  • Bob

    Great Book.

    • frfrfrfrfrfr

      name of it pls

    • Zaedrus

      Mustachio is about to break Baldy's neck.

      • frfrfrfrfrfr

        f u,gimme d real name pls

  • no no no nope

    27- in lies the problem with looting, people try to shoot you when you have a fresh as bike!

  • Mark

    #7 I almost puked.

  • http://cinemaplastique.tumblr.com MigraineBoy

    #27 Drive by shootings ain't what they used to be.

    • Piman

      I'm a balla on a budget, bitch!!

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    Good thing there's a description

  • Jon

    #7. The most f@cked up thing I have ever seen…and I'm a doctor

    • HUH?

      and the whole family came down with e. coli. true story.

    • Rachel

      Thats not how families should bond

  • LucyLoo

    #7 thoroughly grossed out… here Mom, I'll just hang your placenta over here….

  • Hanzo

    #7 ok who peed in the pool?!

    • urinal puck

      ummm….hate to tell you, that ain't pee.

      • Hanzo

        Hence the point of the fact that they would be grossed out by pee in the pool but not preggo discharge

  • Sde3

    #27 is this during sany or katrina?

    • Yep

      post Katrina looting. There is another picture in this series that showed NOPD officers looting.

      • BAC

        The world is in a sad state of affairs when ppl of the self proclaimed 'greatest nation on earth' do this shit after a natural disaster instead of trying to help each other.

  • http://zielinskiphotography.com Jim

    That was disturbing and painful. Gotta go scrub my brain with yesterday's Hump Dar

  • xjrich

    #5 i get the whole black n white thing.. but is he grabbin her tit?

    • YesSir

      I dunno, but that's a cool Raiders hat in the background.

  • Say ahhhh

    Lots of open mouths! #1, #3, #11, #14, #22, #24, #26

    • spliggs

      #22 still would

  • Stinky Dog

    #27 – Wal Mart, where nothing ever makes any sense, but you'll probably get scared by something you see in there at least once every time you step foot inside.

    • The_Dood

      I got headbutted in the stomach by a 5 year old last time I was there!
      Always an exciting destination…

    • ghocho

      I saw a woman wiping her ass in the Walmart parking lot and then just throwing the paper on the ground…apparently their new, lower prices made her shit her pants!

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