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Sh*t I want (20 Photos)

December 20, 2012 | In: Awesome, Want vs Need

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Keyboard/iPhone combo meal

Keyboard/iPhone combo meal


2
RC helicopter that gives facials

RC helicopter that gives facials


3
Baby holster

Baby holster


4
Candy cane spoons

Candy cane spoons


5
An alarm clock that treats me like a gentleman

An alarm clock that treats me like a gentleman


6
Sports mouse

Sports mouse


7
USB/outlet combo meal

USB/outlet combo meal


8
The ability to make friends

The ability to make friends


9
"Gloves"

“Gloves”


10
Fork/knife/chopsticks without the hassle of collecting the whole set

Fork/knife/chopsticks without the hassle of collecting the whole set


11
Brass knuckle meat pounder

Brass knuckle meat pounder


12
Wine helmet

Wine helmet


13
The tiniest shopping cart

The tiniest shopping cart


14
Mobile wine

Mobile wine


15
Reusable beer caps

Reusable beer caps


16
Toilet bowl water dispenser (dog optional)

Toilet bowl water dispenser (dog optional)


17
The Easter Island statue guy, but as a tissue dispenser

The Easter Island statue guy, but as a tissue dispenser


18
A knife

A knife


19
A glass milk carton

A glass milk carton


20
This.

This.


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  • Tulsa Chiver

    #15 = your a pu$$y

  • sferrin

    You don't want #6. I've got one – and it's back in it's box sitting on a shelf. The firmware/sensor sucks ass so the cursor jumps all over the place or hesitates. The software sucks and frequently forgets the settings. Lastly if you use this thing for games (and why wouldn't you as it's a gaming mouse) your right pinky is going to be feeling the pain of the metal edge on the right side in no time. Don't fall for the sexy look – it's got AIDS.

  • Krissy

    I bought #15 for my mom. If you've ever experienced a bee or other bug flying into your beer… it truly saves your beer!!! It also keeps it in the same state as when you first opened it throughout your drinking experience. You don't have to like… put it in the fridge to save your beer for later. Who does that??

  • pooper

    #20 what a crappy view

  • dale_doback

    NO! FINISH YOUR DAMN BEER!!!!
    #15

    • Jarrod

      Hahahaha….fact!

  • Jarrod

    I like the generic, "knife." Also, why isn't there a pic of a girl on your list?

  • http://www.facebook.com/melissa.vlack Melissa Van Vlack

    has #11, LOVES IT!!! (not the most ergonomic, but efficient none the less!)

  • LOS

    "Sh*t I want" to a whole new meaning…LMFAO

  • Obecny

    I actually have #17

  • http://twitter.com/robnailer @robnailer

    #19 you can get at CB2

  • youwannaknow

    I want #19. Not as good as a paper carton, but lasts longer.

  • Dastard Lee

    #15 If you can finish a beer you don't deserve to drink it in the first place

  • Eemes

    Dude, it's called thinkgeek.com. You're welcome.

  • Killswitchlxv

    Gave #11 to my friend for his birthday along with some other cool stuff. He tenderized the bloody hell out of some meat

  • murph022

    where do i get #14?

  • Dan

    Our dogs actually have #16

  • big dave

    #20

    Except when you drunkenly fall out of it just tryin to take a piss

  • James

    #7 is a "Combo meal". So.. You can eat the outlet?

  • Amir

    #17 I have this

  • K-1

    #7: very useful
    #17: my brother has this!

  • cels0_o

    #8 more like inability

  • low

    #18
    This is a gerber and its a POS. Cheap stainless steel blade that doesnt hold an edge and its operation is anything but smooth.

  • el_Seemon

    Oh bravo, sir. That is quite the pinch. #20

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