Chelsie Farah is using the Twitter Machine properly (21 Photos)

Chelsie Farah is a long-time Chivette and her Twitter Machine speaks for itself; it appears she doesn't like clothing all that much.

Chelsie has a great sense of humor as well. Say hello and she'll say hi back.

Chelsie's Twitter Machine.

Chelsie’s Twitter Machine.

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  • OleWhiskey

    Beautiful

    • Berty

      I spaced out for a second and forgot this post was all of one girl. And I caught myself thinking, "what an awesome post, these chicks are pretty hot". Hahaha I'm a genius.

    • Frambois

      yeah but she looks like a c.u.n.t.

    • BDick

      Kinda looks like Octomom…

  • Cracka_ass_cracka

    #4 #5 #10
    Yes, yes she is. And even invited a friend who also uses it properly 😀

    • Skermitt

      Awww… she smokes cigs? Or is that a joint in #10? If it's a joint; hurray! If it's a cig; sad day, major turn off.

  • FakeBoobs

    fake boobs just don't do it for me. Keep it real ladies

    • jessed

      True story

    • Swizz Mac

      If I can sqeeze them, thats real enough for me.

    • FunKiller

      That's cool, I like em…..I'll take the ones you don't want! Btw, they are real…..real nice!

    • Chivacy Please

      There are 2 types of boobs….."Real" or "Real Nice"

    • Chris Brown

      They're under her armpits unless pushed together…

      • Emmanem

        Are you blind?

    • johnny bravo

      people who dont like fake boobs, never had a girl with fake boobs. fake boobs are awesome.

      • Truth Hurts

        Concur.

        Or never had a hot girl period.

    • kekermahoney

      I used to say that too, til my girl got a perfect set of D cups.. tits is tits, and if you dont have any then ALL of em are fun lol

  • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

    Perfect. #21 One pull and off the towel comes…awesome.

    CKTAM

  • Davis

    She looks exactly like this one chick I've never met.

  • jessed

    No ass

    • Yuppp

      #10 I think you need to get yours eyes examined.

      • TheVanityScore

        he must want an ass that usually involves knocking down a wall and pulling the lady out of her house with a crane.

  • Jayavc

    #15 What a body!

    • sixdeadelves

      love her abs

  • deeznuts

    again… another attention-craved stupid whore who doesn't have shit do do with her time accept to put extremely hot pictures of herself on-line to piss off every guy who could never in their lives attain that level of girl. I want to punch someone in the face.

    • yam

      I got a better idea. Keep calm.

    • xuocram

      boo to you

    • xuocram

      boo to you

    • 4567

      Maybe if you weren't so angry a girl like this could be interested in you. Good looks doesn't always mean she's a bitch.

    • http://badsentinel.com badSENTINEL

      I dont know about "never attain that in their lives.." confidence bro.. it goes a long way…..

    • Mrtoevs

      She's helping drive this site, man. If you know anything about the chive, you know this. Time to lock it up. KCCO

      • https://www.facebook.com/chelsiefarah Chelsie Farah

        Thank you 🙂 KCCO

        • Porkins

          No, THANK YOU!!!! – "Bitter internet bully" is a perfect description of some of these people.

          • Guest

            Stop kissing her ass

            • RDS

              But it's such a beautiful ass (see #10 )…..kiss or do other things to it, many of us would like to

    • Murph1908

      Again, another bitter internet bully who doesn't have shit to do but piss down another person's leg in an attempt to justify his own pathetic existence.

      You know, if you would, a) be cool instead of a dick, b) avoid sophomoric humor like 'deeznuts', and c) care as much about your appearance as she does, you could 'attain' that 'level' of girl.

      But finish that Monster energy drink and Cheeto bag, and flame on.

    • Teddy Roxspin

      Except* I'm pretty sure she wouldn't "accept" shit from your degrading, negative Nancy ass! Just sayin!

      • Don_Juan

        If you’re going to go off on a pointless tirade about how someone wants to spend their time in a very public way, I recommend using the language correctly.

        • deeznuts

          I recommend you fist yourself. It will help you come out of the closet.

          • Yeahhh

            ^ you are just an asshole. That's all there is to it.

          • dexterdanger

            what's sad is this guy probably resorts to spending all his time behind an internet profile with a name that displays his lame sense of humor so blatantly, all because no one likes him in his real life and so instead of making friends online he's found a new place to be hated, only without the chance of an ass wooping. wake up douche bag… people don't hate you cuz your a dork, they hate you cuz you're an asshole. i recommend you only talk shit when face to face with someone, like a real tough guy. or keep being a pussy until it catches up with you, it always does.

    • http://thechive.com F3n1x187

      Yet another troll, please go somewhere else! Thousands of sites and you had to land here

  • jmonster

    #9 what a sexy fit little bod you have there… and #19 good morning, spectacular tits!

    • CosmoKramerTheAssMan

      yes on the spectacular tits comment…

      CKTAM

  • MylesofStyles

    Her room smells pretty.

  • JHinPHX

    #18

    Fan of Mila Kunis, eh?!

    • jmonster

      judging by her tweet here, it sounds like she'd be up for screwing around with Kunis (what I'd pay to see that): https://twitter.com/CHELSIEFARAH/status/288381316

      • https://www.facebook.com/chelsiefarah Chelsie Farah

        She is my all time girl crush 🙂

        • jmonster

          Please tell me you two are doing a shoot together! I would drool non-stop over those pics. Your body belongs next to her's:)

        • Ken

          Do u say that so guys can like you?

  • sfb101

    #10, #15 and #19 Is using it right!

  • blue_bronco

    #18
    She wants to kill and eat mila kunis' heart to become her.

  • pa'ver

    #2 you have very nice assets, wouldn't mind them for myself !

  • Meeeee

    Half Middle Eastern chicks are just drop dead gorgeous…damn burkas…

  • tv_paul

    #19 Looks like things are lookin' up.

    • FunKiller

      Are you poking fun?

      • RDS

        good points everyone

  • http://badsentinel.com badSENTINEL

    #2 is my fav..

  • deeznuts

    yea but her head is.

    • Courtesy Flush

      But her tits ain't. Off set nip's means shitty plastic surgeon.

  • SOhioChiver

    If I had a body like that I'd never leave the house.

  • Hunter

    GO PATS!

    • TrueStory

      Man you're an idiot.

  • savagecabbage

    #18 I think she's gay for Mila Kunis… Giggidy

    • Guest

      #6 #10 what's wrong if she likes the girls?

  • GO PATS

    GO PATS!!!

    • UhHuh

      You must really like penis.

  • gman0821

    #15 is my fave though they are all great !

  • http://echogeo.wordpress.com/ echogeo

    #21
    Perfect hand bra.

    • Nick

      that is the scientific definition of a perfect handful

  • kimoho

    Fuckin hot! Smokin hot!!!!!!

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