You can’t explain that (47 Photos)

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  • #1paulafan

    Quit running from me you filthy troll, my dearest Paula I must have moar!

    • #1paulafan

      I forgot firssssssst!

      • lucid_eye

        you don't even know which pics are hers, so how can you be her number one fan. Secondly enjoying Paula's humor is one thing, but you can not be a fan of a Troll. Is kinda defeats the whole purpose.

        • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

          #5, obviously.

          I don't have much time for my minions right meow… Do you think I should quit?

          Hugs,
          Paula
          – Fan testimonial: "You have to be new here…welcome to the Chive, Paula is your director of trolling and will answer any of your questions about irritating others in painful ways. However don't try to insult her, because i'm pretty sure she'll own you. Please see above comment for reference. – a-nom"

          • #1paulafan

            Take your time my love you are always firssssst in my heart and as your minion I wait until your have time to give moar!

            • http://thechive.com/ Paula_

              <3<3<3

              Hugs,
              Paula
              – the one you love to hate

          • Thisistruth

            I think you should quit life.

    • Yuppp

      ^^^ you definitely can't explain this crap.

  • tv_paul

    #10 A lot of cool guys ride hogs…just not this type.

    • annoying_paul.

      ha, getting me banned from posting… coward

      • tv_paul

        Liar ,I never did that. I just looked back at posts from the other day you made on my comments and they're still there. You can say whatever you want it doesn't bother me. It's more fun watching people thumb you down anyway. Have a nice day.

        • annoying_paul.

          Insta deleted by admin. Im sure you had nothing to do with it. If you dont care why do you continue to respond?

          • tv_paul

            I got that message today too I also sometimes I get a message that this comment must be looked at by administrator before it can be posted. If I was going to block you don't you think I would have done it a long time ago. This will be the last time I say it, it's okay you can post whatever you want,KCCO.

          • http://thechive.com/ mattythegooch

            Is "riding a hog" a simile to, "porking your mother"?

            • tv_paul

              Maybe a pork chopper would have been more accurate.

  • Miyagi

    #8 # 8I get it! My ass is hot!

  • Pokes

    #4
    That kid is fucked.

    • Yeahhh

      That chick couldn't be less gangster..

    • trl87

      Are there ever times when abortion should be the morally correct thing to do? You know, for the kid's sake?

      • Pokes

        Normally I'm against abortion, but in this case…I think the kid's Grandma should've had one.

    • Ina

      Kill it with fire!

    • asdasd

      I'll admit, I enjoy ICP… they're like a mix of gansta rap and the dada movement (ie: you're a damn idiot if you take them seriously)

      With that being said… this picture makes me very sad.

    • Anomanom

      She needs to be put into custody so that CPS can take that poor kid when it's born.

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #1 dat ass

    • Miller0700

      Where?

  • Da Nig Nagga

    #40 fag swag

    • Confident Panda

      I'm pretty sure that the picture is here because the phone doesn't have a camera on it and it looks like he is taking a mirror pic. #17 is better.

      • kgc

        I think there is a camera to the right of his neck (his left) looking like part of the picture poking out and there is someone behind him taking the picture.

  • TheAssMan

    #24 SERE. Stop Elf Rape Eveywhere.

    • OudiOUTKAST

      SERE works well! Survive, Evade, Resist, Escape.

    • Hyrulian

      It's not an Elf!

  • Terry

    #31 Outtake of Gangnam Style.

  • Ryan

    #17 Took me a while

    • mlss

      I dont get it..

      • What?

        No? Who's taking the picture, and with what camera?

      • Zrock76

        How did he take the picture?

      • Pax

        no camera I guess?

      • TheBAMFinater

        Where's the camera?

        • xhulkontiltx

          it's obviously a painting

    • Zucharelly

      Yes, or the guy is a robot with lense eye..

    • Obvious Panda

      or a little photoshop…

      • xray

        ot the toast hanging on the wall in the background

    • H-Town

      Or it's two guys and not a mirror

    • Girl Michael

      i made one of these. its photoshop of course. you take three pix, your head, left arm (holding camera in right hand) and right arm while holding camera in left. 'Shop 'em togetther and tada!

  • nanard

    #16 excellent

  • tv_paul

    #23 Geoff Peterson – the early years

    • halfsmoke00

      Weird boner…

  • Da Nig nagha

    #31 most sluts are in love with my 3 ft dick

    • Da Nig nagga

      #41 damn naggin iPhone

    • Yeahhh

      Inch*

  • megan

    #44 huge tampon dress

    • the credible hulk

      I thought it was a vibrator. With nubbies for extra pleasure.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #14 They said I could become anything, so I became a… What the fuck am I?

  • E=MChammered

    #17 explained… Photoshop

    • CheeseMonkey

      Not Photoshop… look closely

  • Billy Bong Thorton

    #37……………….explained

    • xoxo

      The grammar is horrible.

  • KingThing

    #7
    WHAT….. IN……THE……HELL?
    That "fashion designer" ruined a perfectly good set of legs by putting an eyeball-shuttle cock on them.

    • thatgirl

      haha shuttle cock is another word for birdie hahaha

    • CoPhil

      Hey, legs and cock go together.

  • TrueStoryBro

    #28 McDonald's or not, Democrat or Republican, no honest and successful business lets you get away with that kind of bullsh*t. Now back to KCCO.

    • Red

      Americans are idiots for letting those shitstains in Washington get away with the crap they pull.

      • Guestorama

        3 separate but equal branches of gov. doesn't mean you just say ok what ever you say bossssss. It's the idea of limited gov… gov shouldn't even have the power to hold the population hostage in the first place no matter what branch of gov you feel caused it.. it's what your great nation was formed on… your founders would roll in their graves if they knew about the over steps of the constitution all branches of gov have taken part in.

    • crazydog

      Make them take a vow of relative poverty and see how different things are…

  • jmonster

    #13 I'd still hit it

    • HickoryHeel01

      Would like to see the unaltered version of this pick.

    • DirtBag

      Hell yeah! Five holes.

      • grumpy

        Three times as much talkin'.

        • grumpy

          Of course, it DOES solve that whole "hey, my eyes are up here!" thing.

    • Aguky

      What's her name?

      • Craigery

        Justin Beiber.

    • asswhole

      I would love to tit fuck face fuck her tits

    • kcco-pgh

      Motorboating just got a whole lot more interesting.

  • Jrmtiger

    #43 That's really how it is!

    • asdasd

      what, people can't help themselves so they blame Obama?

      • Sterling Archer

        No, people that can't help themselves vote for Obama.

        • dasdas

          maybe, people can't help themselves but vote for Obama (-8 plz)

          • chicago

            posting political ideologies on chive

            i miss the old community on this site…

  • The Bandit

    #46…nothing much, just a wheel missing
    #38…well, nothing surprises me anymore when it comes to Japan

  • Kris
  • http://twitter.com/ErinSheepterd @ErinSheepterd

    #1 hate it. Hate it so bad

  • john

    #11 has to be in California…#4, ALL JUGGALOS ARE DOUCHEBAGS!

    • nodon

      Might be Burning Man in northern Nevada – there are various BLM restrictions about protecting the environment from the thousands of people that show up.

      • cutty

        its more likely an art piece, nothing can grow in that soil.

    • ballsack

      Sea turtle nest. mmfwcl

  • back to work

    #2 Mexico. They want $ for everything. Don't go.
    #4 ICP sux ass.

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