Boy, that escalated quickly (50 Photos)

  • Dtfu

    #8 wow!

    • Wet_tosti

      Paula! Your anal probe has arrived!

    • some-dude

      Where's the obligatory, "Your mom's dildo is here" caption?

      • Wet_tosti

        Surprise, you are adopted! Paula is your real mother!

    • eric

      but WTF is it? and where is this at

  • The Bandit

    #19 #50…two pics with Bieber is more than I can take this early morning…

    • Grant

      I am not surprised that Pac manages to make that outfit look classy, whereas Bieber looks like a douche.

      • Craigery

        Yeah, Tupac was classy!

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      Yeah, f**k you Chive for doing this.

      I now want to kill some kittens.

    • svp

      for me it's two too many

  • Coop

    #48 nice!!!!

    • Kidicarus

      I still would.

  • ChiverX

    Jesus Christ

    • Anonymous

      I'm all for being fit and healthy, but there's no reason to be massive when a mosquito can kill you no matter how big you are.

      • Craigery

        This guy proves that being "fit" and being "healthy" are not always the same thing.

    • Mikey D

      He's really more of a roid map

    • AnyoneForCoffee

      "Look at me

      I'll be dead in ten years!"

    • bekkison

      I may be overweight and out of shape, but at least my penis works!

      • Courtesy Flush

        Amen, fellow fatty.

      • Doc

        Too bad you can't see it…

        • lolwut

          i LOLed.. sorry big fellas

    • spike

      Balls the size of bb's. FUCK YEAH!

    • ChiverX

      See what i did there..
      .. I used the Lord's name in VAIN..


    • BudaBellyX

      Do you even lift bro?

      • no mad bro

        lol dumbasses hollering steroids… arginine and a thermo FTW

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #43 I sat through "The Last Airbender". Now it's your turn to suffer…

  • Dave

    #48 what does it mean if the first thing i noticed was tits?


      It means your mom is a ho

    • Ryan

      That you're not a gay zombie.

      • Garret

        Best answer of the day.

    • Jesse

      It means you'll do well in this life and the next… as a zombie.

    • scoise maloise

      id hit that

    • Whispie

      Your not the only one.

  • Richard

    #37 Yeah, so, someone let me know what jumps out and scares me from this one. Because: fuck that.

    • Nope

      Its not a gif, its an authentic photo taken of an EMPTY hallway in the Amityville horror house. The terrifying thing is, the photographer caught an apparition in the photo. On the far left a child's face with glowing eyes can be seen, just over the stair banister.

      • justinbwoodard

        Your user name describes my reaction to the picture perfectly.

      • fuck that

        it's too early for changing my underwear.

        • Pedro

          I have IBS. Its never too early, or too late… I'm lonely

      • Oblivious

        Are we sure it's not the Willy Wanka Meme on the wall?

      • Boomer Sooner

        "authentic". I do not think it means what you think it means.

      • inkstained

        Gah. Looks fake as anything I've ever seen, but I'll *still* never be able to unsee that.

  • RealZoo

    #45 Well played nature, well played.

    • TTT

      I will never understand how I can be so afraid of spiders and yet not afraid of scorpions at all. Makes no sense.

  • navydudeguy

    #5 NOPE

    • Brian

      Thankfully, that looks like white Whitey said.

    • Jester

      Yeah. Fuuuuuck that…

  • Anjin-San


    I knew it was going to scare me as shit.
    Couldn't help but watching..

    fuck it

    • Livin' Legend

      Was that Tommy Wiseau?

      "Oh hai lady"

      • Groggy

        Fuck whoever thumbed you down, I got a giggle out of that comment.

        "Oh hai sidewalk…oh hai newspaper….oh hai front door…."

    • SlimtwigMJ

      I mean, YOLO, right?

      • Kristen

        Nice hat, douchebag.

        • Paula

          Boy, that escalated quickly

  • lat297

    #6 the original text sounds like code to me… I wonder what 'Fresh Fruit' really is…

    • AnyoneForCoffee
    • holyshit

      Probably nobody cares, but area code 609 is central Jersey.

      • tflo

        south jersey.

    • Craigery

      It's probably code for "Can you come into work and take care of the fresh fruit?"

      • lat297

        That so much more boring than what I had in my head. You are not chive-worthy.

  • halfsmoke00

    #1 What countries that hate us do with the food aid we send them.

    • Brian

      Make face omelettes.

    • blackfrog

      A food battle… when I see such a shameful thing I always tend to think that it belongs to my country, Spain. And once again I was right. (excuse me for my english)

  • HES

    #1 certainly eggscalated quickly…

    • AnItalianChiver

      you deserve more thumbs up lol

      • tv_paul

        Looks like there were dozens of injuries.

        • Obviously

          Everyone else may hate your terrible yokes, but you always crack me up

          • Humpty

            Egg-zactly what I was thinking!

  • betamaxbandit

    #50 Inappropriate association and unoriginal; well done Bieber

    • Kev

      What????? Seriously????

      • Kev

        Sorry I meant to reply to the douche comment above you

  • i8paula

    #8 in soviet Russia – giant dildo cums to you

    • Kristen

      Hahaha…an 'in Soviet Russia' joke…you must be related to that retard Stan_Dalone, etcrr, Tiber_Septim.

      • Plzzzz

        Kristen! Please show me your tits you miserable bitch!

  • justinbwoodard

    #37 #47 D:

  • MattKL

    #20 "Well this isn't good."

  • Otter

    #37 made me jump a little bit

    • Kristen

      No, that was the cock in your ass.

      • Pretty plzzzz

        Kristen! Please show me your tits you miserable bitch!

        • Groggy

          She's a Chivette…you have to put a camera in front of her first.

      • Otter

        Someone needs a hug.

  • p1ll

    #12 yep that seems like the right thing to do LOL


    GO PATS!!!

    • Craigery

      Could be a coincidence, but they haven't been as good since they got caught cheating.

      • Patsfan

        The year they got caught cheating they had a perfect regular season idiot

        • timmytooth

          And blew it in the Super Bowl as heavy favorites. Rings before Spygate – 3, since – 0

          • Red

            Brady is pussy-whipped. Nice big dig you chowdas did, how many have died in that engineering marvel?

  • MonkeyMadness

    #3 I hope the lions both decide to take a massive shit.

    • svp

      at least diarrhea

  • upandatthem

    #8 aaahh good, my Fleshlight is on it's way

    • Just Saying

      your length to girth ratio is way off there slim. Most of the girls I have asked prefer girth.

      • Doug

        Might not be long, but it's built like a soup can!

  • John Knolhoff

    #41 Not cool

  • Tim

    So how many calories is that Value meal?

  • Nishtai

    #47 Great! You just cured my sleeping disorder. Now I just don't sleep. Ever. Again.

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