Soooo…. you got wasted (30 Photos)

Are you wasted? Get your shit together and send your photos to macthechive [at] gmail [dot] com.

  • chuck norris

    #19 never too gone to come home with me

    • What?

      okay rapist

    • Saint Nicholas

      Don't be THAT guy

  • Kiki

    I'm so hungover…. Effing Broncos

    • DrainBamage

      Won a ton on that game!

  • Bruins chiver

    #27 dear diary, jackpot

    • matt


  • taylor s

    Go Texans!! Hope Tom Brady had a bowl of shit this morning! #2

    • Matt Ryan

      U mad bro?

  • passwordistaco

    #20 Damn, never thought of that.

  • turdferguson

    #26. Here let me help with that instead.

  • Tillman61

    #27 This seems to be a growing trend – Beautiful Drunk Shoeless Girl Elevator Rider. Last time I was in Vegas at the Luxor, I took the elevator and when the doors opened, Beautiful Drunk Shoeless Girl Elevator Rider. Luckily my floor was where her friends were and they hauled her out. This was good because I was too drunk to be much assistance.

    • savagecabbage

      So in other words you couldn't even close a drunk shoeless girl while also drunk. Sucks to be you

      • Tillman61

        Or maybe I didn't want to end my 20 year marriage banging some girl half my age who was incoherent.
        Pardon me all to hell for not being a douche bag like you.

        • jasgat66

          Riding a Luxor elevator drunk is a trip because it doesn't go straight up and down.. It goes at a angle..

  • halfsmoke00

    #21 Been there.

  • Paula_

    #16 I'd be as DEAD as the Chivers I had sex with.

    – Fan testimonial: "Ah here! Paula much smarter than you! such an inaccuracy; she's smarter than everyone. – insanely great"

    • Nick Parsons

      Oh come on… one shot won't kill you. Besides, you can't include your self.

      • Paula_

        I just started counting; but I can only count to 8 (fingers). So I lost it after 8.

        OH WAIT! Add my toes! I can meow count to 16… Damn, lost it again.

        – Fan testimonial: "Paula, You make me hard. Paula, You make me wet. Paula, You make me wonder."

    • Paula_

      Come to think of it…. most Chivers seem at least braindead already… ("Moar! Find her! FTW!").

      – Fan testimonial: "I want to marry you Paula guy or gal not matter don't give much of a fuck! Hugs, Your no. 1 Fan That Bitch who knows a good thing when she sees it. xxxxx – koochie koo"

      • GeorgiaRosa

        *whimpers* Paula, I'm still stuck in the basement still typing with my feet and I've run out of the snacks of moth & hair balls that you left me….Are you ever coming back…

        • Paula_

          Patience! I'm still working out a plan to have all ladies type with their feet as it's just too bloody sexy!!1! Daaamn!
          Eat some leftover Chivers and quit nagging OK?

          – the one who loves how your boobs jiggle when you press [Shift 8]

      • martiniman425

        amen to that

  • G_Had

    #26 I like where this is going.

  • freckles

    #23 what is she doing!? Trying to get him to bed? Or telling him to fuck off?!

    • open minded

      I see him kicking his drunk GF out to the yard…but look at her ass!

  • MattKL

    #17 Awww.

  • teslawasrobbed

    #17 Are we sure they are wasted or just cross-dressing gay lovers?

    • Garret

      Why can't it be both?

    • Baba Booey

      I'd go with gay ufc/mma watching douchebags

  • GatOner

    #2 There's always money in the banana stand!

  • M00seKnucklez

    What's with all the queers? #17 and #28

    • Mikey D

      Don't get all worked up M00sie, there's still lots left got you big guy.

  • AnItalianChiver

    #17 guys that escalated quickly.. Just saying
    #26 I wish I could have been there..

  • @spudrik79

    #15 my busted ankle made theCHIVE!!

    • AdamBaldick

      congrats.. its a good day

  • cuttystark

    #4 What happened to rest of NSYNC

    • tralfaz

      *BYE BYE BYE*

  • Canada

    #5 is how i felt this morning



  • Diana

    #9 MOUNTAIN BAR!!!!!!!!!!!

  • cjay

    #26 I wish I could have a taste.

  • htown

    #26 One on the left is gorgeous!!

    • tralfaz

      …and she likes to lick stuff.

  • goldengekko1

    #30 that shits impressive

  • Took-T

    #16 I'd be embalmed.

    • Anonymous

      when i saw this picture i just automatically assumed some d-bag was going to call out the virginity of whoever posted this…. i would be pretty fucked up myself.

      high five to low standards!

  • Astral207

    http :// www (dot) gofundme (dot) com /1iox44
    Next time you buy a six pack donate $5 to a great cause

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