January 25, 2013 |
In: Funny, Nailed It, Tech
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Category: Funny, Nailed It, Tech
#5, #18 I like the book ideas..maybe I'll get busy this weekend…lol nope just gonna drink..
# 8 AWESOME…
And #8 is…
Oh, that is pretty awesome.
Or I could have scrolled down just one picture…
#8 Is awesome…snow coming to NJ this evening….robot wars….activate!
Where in nj are you from I'm from woolwich twp , Gloucester county
I live sort of near you in Burlington County.. And that would be awesome to have for tomorrow morning when the snow has finally stop..
Interesting, im from Burlington County as well. I wonder if we know each other o.O
Where in Burlington county
It needs a salt spreader on the back of it.
Who do I have to pay to get one of these?
#9 For sure #17 Is…… melting the ice in his freezer with a mini blow torch?
#8 is wicked Us chivers in Minnesota could really use one of those
Agreed. Not this winter, since we haven't had any snow, but regardless, this would be fucking awesome.
-Chiveing from Eden Prairie, MN
Shout out to fellow Minnesota chivers!! Monticello here!
hell put me up for the week i'll shovel that snow for free
Awesome! I get called to my grandpas place at least every 2 weeks to "fix" his tv, after he pushes the video tv button
Happy Friday Chivers! Counting down the hours to that first beer!
This will come in handy.
Hey Chive. This Parker ad is royally fucking up your website.
PS. That movie looks terrible.
Don't you DARE say that about Jason statham! The man has successfully Transported 3 different people without getting them killed.
What the fuck have YOU done with your life?
Don't get me wrong, I am all for Statham. I just wish he would stop making up stupid names for his movies and call them what they are "Transporter 13: Parker Transporter"
I think there's just several hours of footage of him running in a suit. They just edit some of it to fit whatever 15 minutes of him talking fits the title and bam! New movie
FINE. If nobody wants to go to AC I'm just gonna consume this quarter of shrooms and eighth of blow all by myself.
Will post results tomorrow.
NVEER DO THE BLOW BEFROE HTE MOSHROOOMS!! LEANR FORM MY MISTAKES KIDsss
BRB 2CHAINZ NEEDDS A BTTLE OF SURGE ADM A BOX OF DUNGAROOS WITHCHOCLATE ICING PS WOH THE FuuKC DOESNT GET THE VANILLLLLLLLLLLLA ICING OMG NOW THEIRIS A GRASSHOPPPER WHEREING A TOPHAT AND MONOCAL Whta THe FUCK DOES THIS GUY WANT
THE CRIKCET IS A LADY not s duDE HE WASN'T HAPPY I CALLED HER A GRIL AND NOW I NEDE TO GET THIS MOSQUITO A hooker wihtouT A DICK WHICH IS DAMNEARIMPOSSSILBE IN ATLANTIC CITY DOES ANYONEBODY HAVE THE NUMBRE DE telefoño of AA WHOREHOSE IN SOUHT JERSEY?
ASLO A TIM MACHINE BECUUASE APPARENTLY THERE IS NO SURGE IN 2016 and TUPAC IS GTTINGE ANGRY OH GDO PLZ HELP GUYS
WIL ALSO ACCETPP HTE HELP OF A GIRL BUT YOU MUSTNOTHAVEADICKand balls
OR GIRLS )withoUT) DUCKS
I HAEV TASTED THE TAINBOW IT OS NOTHING TO WRITE HOME ABOOT
SKITTLES TURNED OUT TOOO BE EXCTASY NOT THE WORST THING IN THE WORLD I SUPPOSED the hOOKER TURNED OUT TO BE ALIVE THOUGH need to fin another now
A short story about market penetration:
While en route from Houston yesterday, the TSA agent at the x-ray machine in IAH says "like your shirt". While getting on the plane, the British Airways cabin crew member looks at me with a confused look, then when I turn to her, she sees the shirt and smiles. When waiting at passport control in London, I look across the hall and see another KCCO on a tall dude in the non-EU line. I'm guessing we just got off the same plane, so Heathrow Chiver: CHEERS and enjoy the UK. Get the Talisker while it's cheap.
I don't know how you've done it, theChive, but you've done it.
TOO LONG DIDN'T READ.
^ He said "penetration"…
#20 Had to do that for my grandma too…gotta love them!
#6 Lando's helper
#9 Great idea
#20 Ahhh yup
#8 this is AWESOME! I need this now!
– a Canadian
why am i not understanding #4??
#9 No, it's not brilliant, or innovative…I don't understand how this is any better than a hook. Seems like a step back. Certainly takes more time.
Thank you!!!! if nothing else make a little hook out of a legos and just hand the ring on it. WHY THE FUCK would you want a big ass lego in your pocket.
Someone only owns those big ass duplo blocks.
it is cool and a conversation starter…"Why have you got a Lego on your keys dude?"
#1 That's actually pretty cool. I want to make those.
#16 : Omaha, NE – California Tacos and More – Yum!
#20 – haha, so true.
#20 haha! perfect!
#19 Snitches Get Stiches
#17 Done that. It was a frozen air conditioner, rather than a freezer though.
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