Get on some next level sh*t (20 Photos)

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  • ChiverBob

    If Mac ever wins the lottery, I'm going to one of his parties.

  • Brendon

    #3 Haaaahaha holy shit I'm still laughing from that review

    • Donkey

      Laughed so hard at the review, i blew snot all over my keyboard!

      • Brian

        TMI.

        • http://twitter.com/FBaroni2006 @FBaroni2006

          lmfao…

    • TheGDBatman

      Stolen from Batman on JLU

      • MissVega84

        Its a Paladin Toaster from Fallout New Vegas 😀

    • Force Kin

      Nope. Not funny.

  • crustybubblechunks

    #6 Just guessing we'll be seeing this in with the other redneck innovations

    • JowBlow

      rednecks don't drink Sapporo or Heineken.

  • bigyawns

    #14 holy fucking shit

    • Murph1908

      You are 1/3 right.

  • can i has?

    hoverbike ftw

  • tv_paul

    #13 Does it come with it's own ants to simulate picnic conditions?

    • ...

      Ants and ticks not included

    • Phil

      Mowing the table would suck

      • Sweenster

        Mowing is easy, use small edging trimmers, takes like 10 minutes, and vacuum up the clippings.

        Bugs only come when the grass dies.

        Yes I have a grass table lol

  • techno_viking

    #18 personally I'd rather have a kick ass houseboat, than this crappy floating donut.

  • Tommy

    I think that review is fake….

    • GiRlScouTZ4LF

      its not I was one of the girl scouts that it happened too. He stole all the thin mints!!!

      • Max

        Yaaa riiight

  • Krymania

    Good luck plugging in with #17, I think I'd have a better time saving "files" on a chastity belt

    • TheVanityScore

      the top part of the lock would have to completely come off. but it doesnt show that happening so yeah it wouldnt work. makes me wonder what kind of files someone would want to hide that badly though. lots of porn is the only thing i can personally think of.

      • justin

        how bout a usb extension?

        • SpaTuLA

          My thoughts EXACTLY.

        • Krymania

          Sort of defeats the purpose of a device this small with a big 'ol cord attached to the thing whenever you want to use it!

  • just a thought

    #17 defies logic. it still wouldn't work. haha

  • derp.

    #1 so what happens when I get pulled over for using a hand-required hands-free device?

    • Zucharelly

      Good question.

  • sfb101

    #6 For the redneck in all of us.
    #9 For when I'm in the doghouse.
    #11 WANT!

  • yesssss

    #5 okay I'll start here, #3 + #7 = hotline miami gear

  • Potter

    #12 Lake Louise, Alberta, CANADA visit often

    • ronkytonk

      My home

    • albertakohut

      Love it… im living in jasper!

    • North

      I miss Alberta

    • Brooke

      I went here for Christmas this year, lake Louise and -30

    • jwat

      The love of my life works there. She is missed

    • Noobbuster

      That's one of my favorite places. I live in Texas… But when I go visit Jasper I always go there for a day.

    • Barleycorn

      Man, I wish they'd build a big ass gaudy hotel next to all the most beautiful places!

      • Joe Pesci

        Jelous

  • Plo

    #18 shit I'd live on that thing

  • dont eat

    #4 You're gonna need a straw with that beer 😦

    • open minded

      No way, hold the plate with left hand, pull beer out and tilt it with right hand.

      • Jen

        defeats purpose.

        • Chris

          No, it does not. Try holding a beer in one hand and a plate of food in the other hand and eat food off the plate. Not too easy since both hands are full. Now using this contraption, when you want to eat you put the beer through the hole and take a bite with your free hand.

          • Jen

            i think a straw would be more convenient, but whatevs.

            • Riley Freeman

              But then again, you're someone who drinks beer through a straw..

            • Simon

              Well, no. Because you'd have to lean in an get chicken grease on your clothes.

              To eat, hold it like that. To drink, lift up a plate over a bottle. About the same effort as leaning in and sucking through a straw.

              • Jen

                I just want it to be easier, Simon!

  • hatchet669

    #1 Any one else start humming the Inspector Gadget theme?

  • ImpressMe

    #18 #9 #6 #15 These…I like these….

  • DannoTheManno88

    #4 Be careful….this thing is dangerous.

  • Pat_Bateman1

    raggle fraggle is now my official war cry

  • B-to-the-H

    #1 – Or you could just hold the phone up to your ear.

  • Big Joe

    #11 didn't they have those in the 80's? They were called jet skis.

  • http://twitter.com/LosSaysSwag @LosSaysSwag

    I want that fucking jacket.

  • LeO

    #3
    Lmfao! I stunned myself in the nipple..
    The review is the funniest ever haha

    • The_Dood

      Check out the reviews for this book, What are these Strawberries Doing on my Nipples? … I need them for my Fruit Salad, on amazon. Easily some of the funniest things I've ever read. http://www.amazon.com/These-Strawberries-Doing-Ni

      • http://twitter.com/FBaroni2006 @FBaroni2006

        Dood, those reviews were hilarious! Hmmm.. I wonder what other hidden treasures Amazon conceals.

  • cst1986

    #11 More like motorized banana!

    • ...

      Ladies love motorized bananas.

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