I want that (54 Photos)

  • Truth

    #10 also known as "The Nickelback"

    • heywood jablowme

      I was thinking, The Lady Caca

  • Destroyer5485

    Suck my balls!

  • zym


  • chrisc

    #43 Is probably clogged with dead children.

    • MonkeyMadness

      lol I was wondering what happens if you don't clear the loop.

      • thatguy

        That's from an amusement park in the 80's and early 90's called action park in jersey. it got shut down because of the dangerous rides and so many lawsuits over deaths and injuries. lol fun fact for the day.

        • MonkeyMadness

          Ahh… the good ol' days.

        • Spike

          Survival of the fittest.

    • SKiN

      Action Park! Ambulances there everytime I went, I just assumed this was how all other amusement parks were supposed to be….

      • tv_paul

        It earned the nickname "Traction Park" because of all the injuries. Now its call Mountain Creek and is suppose to be a lot safer.

      • holyshit

        Wasn't it Action Park and Wild Water Kingdom? I seem to remember seeing all the commercials as a kid.

        • PDiddily420

          That's Dorney Park and Wildwater Kingdom…still around.

      • theKid

        i worked there growing up. someone died every summer. but as a kid you thought the rides were badass.

    • Splah!

      Alot of people got fucked up in that thing, I remember when they finally got rid of it.

    • dima_c

      Action Park in NJ! i loved that place!!! that ride was a deathtrap though. had a door on top to get all the stuck people out. but they had these bumper boats and the alpine slide, those were sick! its been a while since i've been there, not sure if they do a summer park, but mountain creek in the winter is pretty fun still.

  • navydudenamedjoe

    #30. Would piss me off

  • Ben

    #6 Basecamp is fuckin righteous.

  • memz

    Cool… but only noobs don't have that route memorized in darkness. #13

    • Kzo

      The add is incomplete:
      "with removable glowing balls for trips to the bathroom …" without stepping on that lego right here!

    • Jellybean

      It is more designed for kids

      • memz

        Fine, newbs. 😀

        • Mr Heat Miser

          Not fine… cuz uradouche.

    • TommyKnockers

      If you make the walk in the dark then you don't have kids with legos or pets.

  • Tiber_Septim

    #24 and #33

    • Mmmotorboat

      Who is #33? Amazing.

      • Methos

        jessica biel in Summer Catch

      • angryirishman

        How do you not recognize Jessica Biel on sight? Where have you been the past 10 years?

  • Melkhiordarkblade

    Or is it a tiny woman.

    • GuntherSquirrel

      Box says 90"…. Just sayin

    • bill

      my cock in a box

    • Livin' Legend

      Well, I mean it says 90" right there on the box. I'd say she's normal sized.

    • DerJöe

      find her. She's cute

    • Craig

      Her name is Sandy, I used to work with her in a Northwest Arkansas Best Buy

  • Anonymous

    a lot of this can be found on thisiswhyimbroke.com

    be warned, if you click on that, you may not have enough money for the new tee coming out today.

  • Rusty Shackleford

    #53 "What do you mean this won't fit in my Civic?"

    • Anonymous

      My favorite thing ever was when people would come to buy a plasma tv with a small car and say that it breaking when it was laid on it's face was a myth and they'd just put it in their trunk and come back crying because they broke their brand new $1500 tv.

      • Rusty

        I just checked it out online, a TV that big at Best Buy costs $9,000

  • http://thechive.com/ PagingDrDickey

    #45 Fuck you, Bob!!! I'd been eat so healthy!! RUINED!!!

    • Boo

      You're fat. That should get you back to eating healthy. You're welcome.

    • James

      This bothered me quite a bit too actually. Mmmmm pizza

    • techno_viking

      Pizza actually isn't all that bad for you. It's the amount of pizza you eat that is. Just grab a slice or two and chase it down with a salad. Problem solved.

  • Bitch Thats Mine!

    #4 #23 #34 #48 #53

  • Mattchu

    #52 Cookie Season! Get to work scouts, I want my thin mints!

  • LeO

    It was tough between #11 #12
    But then #39 came along.. Wtf.. System overload

    • Jay

      Yeah, since I'm sure the supra isn't shopped at all.

  • boylightning

    Correct me if I'm wrong, but surely this pic belongs in the Redhead section?

    • dacky2

      Sir, this photo belongs in EVERY section.

      • jasonB

        Luke wasn't the only one with daddy issues.

        • boylightning

          I'm guessing one tit has Obi Wan on it, and the other has Yoda?

    • Tim

      #12 Someone must know where to find the really good pics of this.

      • ChiveApprentice

        Kemper Suicide

        • matt

          & Sash Suicide

      • Guest

        Doubtful, seeing as that ugly ass ink ruins it.

    • svp
  • RealZoo

    #4 #12 Want…to be there when this takes place.

    • W.B.M

      "THIS" has already taken place. Hence it has BEEN photographed…

  • MonkeyMadness

    #33 Yes! I'll take two please!

    • electric boogalo

      Over and over and over and over and over again.

  • kimoho

    Want #12, & #33!!!!!!!!

  • RichMahogany

    Bacon casket? #31

  • whyme1973

    #12 I better get 2 sets of this for when I wear the first set out.

  • Laura loo

    Is that a damn polar bear in #48 who wants that???

    • bigyawns

      I counted at least 73 spots you could have sex in this hot tub, 19 of them including the polar bear

  • 0331

    I want #24, but I'll settle for #52

  • derp

    #39 is just retarded

  • Mr. B

    Gimmie #34 & #49… and maybe #4…

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