Get on some next level sh*t (20 Photos)

  • Maxwell

    Wow First

    • also a douche

      Wow douche

  • epic ass is epic

    #1 Or you could just you know… throw it

    • noob troll

      what are you a hipster, throwing snowballs is so 1993

    • ghetto superstar

      are you serious, I live for throwing snowballs.. at anything. especially this kid haha, 40 mph of snowball right to the face. but I'd still love a snowball launcher, combined with one of those snowball makers. I be robbing banks.

    • Buysomethingelse

      My son has one of these. It blows defiently not as cool as you would hope.

    • ilm

      Too much work…this is 'merica, whats that kid even doing outside

  • TheAssMan

    #9 Umm, dude, look left. Seriously WTF, does your back need a tan THAT badly???

    • PFW

      He is looking left….

    • Precipitous Tiger

      I believe he is looking left and tanning his back simultaneously.

      Your argument is invalid.

    • rosszip

      Thats his sister bro

    • jeff

      A lot of perverts on the chive.

      • TomTheCameraGuy

        Kinda going that way, isn't it… Sad story :-/

    • Dugong

      If he rolls over, he'll sail away.

  • chivecitybitch

    #13 i want

    • GreyDog

      For women who want to smell like a $10 carryout.

      • tv_paul

        It's tagline should be "from one box to another".

        • Aching Hearts Club

          Adds new meaning to the term "Pizza Slut"…

  • Wow


  • Julio_Fungoolio

    ummm yeah so I've got that going for me

  • sfb101

    #2 & #4 Seem pretty lame, but that's just my opinion.

    • Alex

      #2 seems more suited for handing out bitch slaps in my opinion

      • sfb101

        Well played!

    • Boomer Sooner

      #4 Aint nobody got battery for that!

    • Cam

      I wanna cut that lettuce up like Sandy and Spongebob!

  • tjbennett69

    #7 ultimate awesome

    • rosszip

      Every fresh ingredient always on hand. Take my fucking money

    • Brian

      My next project.

    • prison_mike

      yea man i got one of them in my cribt and i be growing the best most sticky herbs dis side of the mississippippissippi get on my next level shit fool

      also my boy marcus can set up a pot plant for u too so get at me if u want his services

      • notacop

        tell me more

  • JimBozo

    #2 the only thing on here I really want

    • rosszip

      Unofficial Slap Chop

    • @julesmarie310

      I have one… works like a charm!

  • Almoney13

    #19 guaranteed beatdown machine

  • mmsavior4

    Spongebob would be proud.

  • Jeff

    #12 looks delicious

    • tee

      I've made those! 🙂 YUM!

    • Mike

      Tried that one time… By the time I got through the ice cream I was too disappointed in the apple and just got more ice cream.

    • lucid_eye

      it is just missing a caramel glaze with a green tint

  • Burn It

    #10 i could only imagine the comments i would be getting if i whipped out look a like money and set fire to it haha

    • _DoC_

      Plot twist: They cost $1 each.

  • tv_paul

    #14 Finally a device you can watch some one give you oral while lying down without all that neck strain.

    • TheVanityScore

      way to take this product to the next level tv_paul. made a genius product seem even more genius

    • Candy

      That being said, if you intend to wear those during oral…you probably aren't getting any.

      • Cheaper to Keep Her

        Give, and ye shall receive…

        You know you would, glasses or not!


    • Grendel

      A Little Behind the times, I've had a pair of these for close to 20 years!
      and Yeah they DO offer less Neck Strain when you're getting head 😉

    • MylesofStyles

      I don't know. I get the feeling they'd throw off the aim of face slaps.

      • Hrdwood

        I don't need to watch while they're doing it. I secretly videotape them so I can watch as much as I want.

        • MylesofStyles

          My favourite thing to do is get into bed and just snuggle up to them while they're sleeping…Right up until they wake up screaming nonsense like, "Who the fuck are you?!?" or "How did you get into my house?!?"

    • Justin

      Just curious how you are reading backwards??? Mirrors reverse everything…

  • TheBAMFinater

    #2 For paddling my wife.

  • Jamie

    I had these last summer only problem was anything you step in/on , i.e. dog shit , used chewing gum etc, is right next to the spout. A little gross but when you need a drink , you need a drink !

    • Professor Squeegee


  • John Frm Ft Wrth TX

    Hahaha #19 "Anti-Stealth Backpack"

    • savagecabbage

      Don't get it

      • LauraNorda

        You definitely couldn't sneak up on someone wearing that thing…it's covered in bells 😀

        • j55

          so it is already noisy as fuck while your walking on the street right..

  • Katie

    anti-stealth backpack that is lolerific

  • pep

    Trying to buy any of your shirts is the worst

    • Truth Hurts

      Why is everybody so whipped on the Chive t-shirts? Puzzling.

      "Because, like, someone might tip me $200 on a $20 meal or some girl will leave me $20 on my car for free gas?"


    • Agreed

      When they went on sale this week, I was there at noon. It said "shirts in stock," I put one in my cart, went to check out, and at check out it said "sold out."

  • Dano

    Mac is fuckin hilarious

  • Macro

    #17 Why do people keep featuring this? It's obviously useless.
    #18 I crush them up and put them in burritos, but a grinder seems like a nifty idea.

    • Felcus

      Imagine the hassle of using a mortal and pestle to break them up. Are those high end Doritos or something?

  • catmoustache

    #16 Where can I get me one of those?

    • Peter352

      I second that…nothing on the amazons when you search for it.

      • catmoustache

        I did some research and this is the closest thing I could find:
        Apparently you buy it with a blank key and get it shaped to fit and then you replace the auto-lock electronics yourself.

        • Not Frau Blucher

          That, or buy a 1997 Volkswagen…

          • blue_bronco

            Or any other German car from that era

            • Pitt66

              Mazda key fobs are like this now, too,

    • Ryan
  • Seldi84

    #2 #15 Interesting

  • Trolololololol

    Thirty Fourth!

  • TheVanityScore

    #3 so i can hang above my bed

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