MS paint artist that will draw just about anything you ask for (22 Photos)

Dear Jim



Please paint me Predator eating udon with retractable wrist chopsticks.

Dear Jim,



Please paint me an anthropomorphised New York skyline battling a giant religiously fanatical prawn. Meanwhile the diamond falcon contemplates.



All the best

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Ann Widdecombe riding Space Mountain.



All the best

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Bill Murray catching a bank robber using only his charm while members of the Tokyo police force shield themselves behind him?



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Lloyd Grossman on holiday in a filthy Spanish villa, where he is apoplectic after being served a dinner of tinned ravioli and a flat glass of fizzy pop.

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Morrissey eating a horse.



Regards

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Home & Away’s Alf Roberts ballroom dancing with Neighbours’ Harold Bishop, both in elegant gowns.



Thank you

Dear Jim,



Please paint me the original Power Rangers MegaZord struggling to find space on a commuter train whilst watching ‘the Thick of it’ on his iPad.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Bill Oddie running away with spit the dog whilst Bob Carolgees is busy buying an ice cream on a Blackpool Pier. Bill is wearing a bandit mask and is understandably pleased with himself.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a Tyrannosaurus Rex playing Connect 4 with Heston Blumenthal on a lake of fire whilst a care bear watches them lustfully.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Pinhead from Hellraiser getting flustered while on Celebrity Masterchef.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Jimi Hendrix explaining to an owl on his shoulder what a stick of chalk is, near a forest.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a scene where Jesus bursts into Hitler’s bunker smoking a cigar and riding a T-Rex, while firing a Thompson machine gun with one hand and holding sticks of dynamite with the other, robes flowing, winking and smiling. And at the same time the BTTF2 DeLorean has crashed into the bunker wall with Ash from Evil Dead II out the car shotgunning and chainsawing Nazis who speak in Commando comic German (Gott in himmel etc) and chopping through Nazi Xenomorphs from the Alien movie franchise.



Cheers

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a guinea pig version of Burt Reynolds on a sun lounger being served drinks by Hulk Hogan wearing only the top half of a tuxedo.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me Moby throwing ninja stars at a melancholic badger whilst eating a Papa John’s Pizza in Lidl in Shrewsbury. Moby is wearing an Admiral England shirt, Bermuda shorts and 18-hole DMs. The badger is sat in Spielberg’s directors chair and smoking a pipe.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me John Virgo re-enacting the famous Sgt Elias death scene from Platoon with Jim Davidson looking on disapprovingly; the Make or Break round is ruined!



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me the brave little toaster (from the children’s animation film) in bed with two slim sexy soldiers (the bread type), smoking a cigar with used pop tart wrappers strewn across the floor and an empty tub of ‘I cant believe its not butter’ on the side. To the side of the room, an egg has walked in to find the scene and has spurted his yolk everywhere in anger, as the soldiers are HIS bitches. Also note he has matching Marmite curtains and bedsheets with slogan, keeping toast filthy since 1914!



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me the moment David Blunkett’s guide dog is exposed as the infamous street artist Banksy… Blunkett is completely oblivious – naturally thinking the gentle hiss coming from his dog near a wall was a call of nature.



Kind regards

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a bat in a leotard being distracted by a violin sticking out of a rainbow coloured bottle bank next to a three legged toffee crisp holding a mushroom and half a wasp. In the background is a turtle having a tennis lesson, and an upside down Taj Mahal covered in ears.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me a picture of Brian Blessed riding a Henry hoover alongside D’n’B DJ Goldie on a Dyson. They are racing on the Mario kart level rainbow road and are both drunk on white ace cider.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me the Stay Puft marshmallow man losing a game of mousetrap with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall (who happens to be on fire) while Face from The A Team arrives on a pigeon dressed in leopard print Y-fronts and wedding veil, all this is taking place on the moon.



Thanks

Dear Jim,



Please paint me dinosaurs drawing people in a dinosaur art class.



Regards