Father chronicles ‘Reasons Why My Son is Crying’ (25 Photos)
He is in a giraffe costume.
His brother pretended to sing for one second.
We suggested that he play with a train.
We asked him to stop hitting his brother with a plastic wand.
I didn’t show him pictures on my phone quickly enough – and yes, they were pictures of him crying.
I wouldn’t let him eat Buzz Lightyear’s head.
It took me longer than 0 seconds to take his shirt off.
I turned the volume of The Hokey Pokey down… from “ear-splittingly loud” to only “mind-numbingly loud”.
I gave him a cup of water.
I have no idea why my son is crying.
I wouldn’t let him drink bath water.
I told him that forcefully cramming his toys into his brother’s face is not the same as “sharing”.
Grandma wouldn’t let him spill his ice water all over her and the table.
I wouldn’t let him eat the candy he found on the diner floor.
The milk isn’t juice.
The car seat. Always the car seat.
We helped him put on the boots he loves to wear.
I wouldn’t let him drown in this pond.
His brother’s boots don’t fit.
We put this pillow behind his head so he didn’t hurt himself on the window frame.
I wouldn’t let him drag a snow shovel into the house.
I closed the refrigerator door.
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