Turns out, Chad Kroeger of the widely-hated band Nickelback apparently has a huge dick. Comedian Ron White’s member, however, is evidently “very pink.” It seems that John Mayer has a thing for buttholes. And that’s only some of what we’ve learned from people who claim to have slept with various celebrities. Whether it’s true or not, we’ll never know. That is, unless you happen to sleep with one of these stars.