Really happy for my man Abad. Look at that smile. The dude is crushing it. Word got out that he lays pipe like a beast and now everyone wants a piece of that Terminator Twinkie. And if anyone deserves it, it’s him. He’s humble. He works too hard. And on top of that, the dude lost his dick when he was fucking dragged by a moving vehicle. GOOD. GOD. He deserves all of the bionic dicks and a team of models to keep them serviced.
I hope this technology takes off. Me and my little guy will be the first in line. Imagine a future where everyone has a tricked out bionic dick. Guys will sit around with their bros, wangs out, talking about the specs like it’s a motorcycle. “Check it, just got mine fitted with dual suspension… new high performance carb… baby PURRS.” Xzibit will have a reality show where he installs subwoofers and TVs and fish tanks in poor people’s dicks. Pimp My Dick, obviously. Yeah. That’s the America I want for my grandchildren.
h/t The Lad Bible
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