Green beer is fun and the fright the next morning when your sh*t is green is noteworthy, but if you want to drink like a real Irishman this year, skip the food coloring and mix up one of these. Also, skip the Irish car bombs. They’re an American invention. Seriously. In fact, just stay away from anything with “bomb” in the title.
As an added bonus, check out the Irish countryside while you plan your bad decisions for tonight.